Ever gone streaking?

BuddyGlass

Frank The Tank style... be it drunk or no? Years ago, whilst locked on the way home, thought it'd be gas to go running bollick naked across a local football field at 3am, swinging out of football posts and the like in the dark. No-one with me, but a few of the lads got ridculously hyper, "Guess what I just did!!!" phone calls after to rightful mortification of myself till the end of my days.

samhail

haha legend. frank the tank !
unfortunately (or fortunately) i have never been that drunk... yet

4zn76tysfajdxp

No, but a friend of mine showed me his streaking escapades from November on his phone. I dismayed at the size of his penis in comparison to mine.

IvySlayer

Nope, I have dignity.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Issac Mysterious Vandalism wrote: »

No, but a friend of mine showed me his streaking escapades from November on his phone. I dismayed at the size of his penis in comparison to mine.

Hmmm..... the admission of a small penis contra(dicts..? - sorry) the request in your sig...

Professey Chin

Yep few times.Once down a main road outside a housing estate.Refreshing i must say

4zn76tysfajdxp

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Hmmm..... the admission of a small penis contra(dicts..? - sorry) the request in your sig...

That's true. Ladies, disregard my previous post. I was being emotional.

IvySlayer

Issac Mysterious Vandalism wrote: »

No, but a friend of mine showed me his streaking escapades from November on his phone. I dismayed at the size of his penis in comparison to mine.

He never said it was small, he said it was smaller.

The guy could've been 16 inches.

minidazzler

Couple of times, I love being nakkie outdoors, feels so.....free.


Gone Skinny Dipping too!! Soo cool!!!

Tech3

no and dont intend to either

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

IvySlayer wrote: »

He never said it was small, he said it was smaller.

The guy could've been 16 inches.

... in which case the ladies will be forming an oorderly line to ask for the phone number of said friend!

Professey Chin

minidazzler wrote: »

Couple of times, I love being nakkie outdoors, feels so.....free.


Gone Skinny Dipping too!! Soo cool!!!

Yep Skinny dipping for me too.
Cant beat skinny dipping at the top of a mountain

Mc Love

Cant beat good aul skinny dipping in the Pacific ocean

Rowley Birkin QC

Buddy from college seemed to spend more time in streaking than wearing clothes.

He ran down Capel St. in the nip of a Wednesday and theres also a youtube of him somewhere streaking across a game of cricket at the pavilion in Trinity in front of a couple of hundred people. That man was a legend.

Here we are. http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=4021629809&

4zn76tysfajdxp

IvySlayer wrote: »

He never said it was small, he said it was smaller.

The guy could've been 16 inches.

He was, my first reaction was to ask him when he started to walk with a cane.

Frisbee

Yup, several times.
Naked jogging on Brittas Strand was fun...

Cool_CM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... in which case the ladies will be forming an oorderly line to ask for the phone number of said friend!

Don't think it would be a very "orderly" line:pac:

Caliden

Reading this thread caused me to read what you posted as

Issac Mysterious Vandalism wrote: »

He was, my first erection was to ask him when he started to walk with a cane.

Victor

bigkev49 wrote: »

theres also a youtube of him somewhere streaking across a game of cricket at the pavilion in Trinity in front of a couple of hundred people. That man was a legend.

Well, it is in the rule book that sunbathing is only allowed in College Park, although I'm not sure about the bathing bit.

IvySlayer

Issac Mysterious Vandalism wrote: »

He was, my first reaction was to ask him when he started to walk with a cane.

That, and why is he rubbing it up and down. Cleaning it? Maybe I'll help him *grabs cloth*

Super Sidious

First week in California a few years ago, a drinking game ended in myself and a few mates playing a game of naked rugby with some of the local soriaty girls...

There was some serious tackle in that game

orestes

Nope, but I sat completely naked in a bar in Spain a few years ago for about a half an hour covering my nether-regions with one of those towels they keep behind the bar for the taps.

4zn76tysfajdxp

IvySlayer wrote: »

That, and why is he rubbing it up and down. Cleaning it? Maybe I'll help him *grabs cloth*

You'd better moisten that cloth, it makes the polishing process pass by much faster.

javaboy

Haven't streaked since I was a kid of about 3. Gave my parents the slip after my bath and ran out onto to the street bollock naked.

Can you imagine if someone streaked at the Spire in Dublin? That would take some cojones.

4zn76tysfajdxp

javaboy wrote: »

Can you imagine if someone streaked at the Spire in Dublin? That would take some cojones.

Especially compared to an object shaped like that.

javaboy

Issac Mysterious Vandalism wrote: »

Especially compared to an object shaped like that.

Don't make me whip out my erection joke again.

raah!

I've streaked through the entire length of patricks street in cork, plus an extra bit, in the pouring rain,on the night of the leaving results . It was late and there were people just left over from the pubs throwing bottles and verbal abuse and what have you at us also, the police came too. Good times....very proud

4zn76tysfajdxp

javaboy wrote: »

Don't make me whip out my erection joke again.

It must be hard work containing yourself.

IvySlayer

javaboy wrote: »

Don't make me whip out my erection.

K.

longshanks

not streaking as such, but at this stage a lot of my family and friends, and my parents and their parents, and some neighbours and some strangers have seen my ginger knob. unfortunately

Local-womanizer

I love it when people streak at football matchs(Not for the nudity)and none of the stewards run after them.They dont know what to do or where to run.:)

Streaked the odd time.Down streets at night,it is quite relaxing.

Fizman

Me and my mates have a sort of unofficial annual streak run. After our yearly night out down in Ballybunion, we hop into the golf course,strip down and tear around for a bit around the course. The course has a lot of rabbits and hares. You should see the look on their little furry faces when we run by their hutches, flailing in the wind. They sometimes have guys going around the course in quad bikes, keeping an eye on the place. I once got a chase off of one of them, but I lost him on the steep grassy hills of the old course. Its great feeling at one with the course (I really should take up golf). Good times.

Oh and for those of you who have never rolled around on a putting green bollock naked, I would highly recommend it. :pac:

p.s.: Doing the above in daylight (or sober) is not advisable.

Futurecrook

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I love it when people streak at football matchs(Not for the nudity)and none of the stewards run after them.They dont know what to do or where to run.:)

Streaked the odd time.Down streets at night,it is quite relaxing.

I've been a steward at a football match when people have streaked and believe me, my first impulse was to run away. I remember thinking "I am not going anywhere near that guy..." The male stewards didn't want to go after him anymore than I did.

Oh and never streaked. Have been dared to but never had the balls.

javaboy

Futurecrook wrote: »

Oh and never streaked. Have been dared to but never had the balls.

The best streakers don't have balls imo.

Victor

Fizman wrote: »

Me and my mates have a sort of unofficial annual streak run. After our yearly night out down in Ballybunion, we hop into the golf course,strip down and tear around for a bit around the course. The course has a lot of rabbits and hares. You should see the look on their little furry faces when we run by their hutches, flailing in the wind. They sometimes have guys going around the course in quad bikes, keeping an eye on the place. I once got a chance of one of them, but I lost him on the steep grassy hills of the old course. Its great feeling at one with the course (I really should take up golf). Good times.

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Lord Nikon

What socks would one wear while streaking?

layke

Yeah on Rainbow beach in OZ a yer back.

Me, 2 lads and 4 girls.
Was a laugh until my mate tackled me.

FYI It's never cool to be tackled by a naked dude.

dny123456

Did the spencer tunick thing... felt great. never did it outside of that, if you got caught, could end up on sex offenders list! That wouldn't be a good thing.

Snowie

Ive never streaked lots of skinny dipping tho

Wurly

Yup - A gang of us used to do this all the time when we were younger.

We were called the 'moon patrol'.

I'm mortified thinking of it now..:o:pac:

anplaya

one of the lads and his cousin for the craic streqaked from templebar back t the apartment near christchurch in the horrors a few years ago,he doesnt know how they didnt get arrested lol

The Master

Yes,

Twice on a caravan site in Wexford , we were asked to leave the site the next day

And once on main street in Kilkenny during morning rush hour traffic with only a shoe to protect my shame

stovelid

Issac Mysterious Vandalism wrote: »

No, but a friend of mine showed me his streaking escapades from November on his phone. I dismayed at the size of his penis in comparison to mine.

Outdoors in November, so he probably suffered 'shrinkage' too. :pac:

BuddyGlass

lol Great answers (and observations) all.

Local-womanizer

anplaya wrote: »

one of the lads and his cousin for the craic streqaked from templebar back t the apartment near christchurch in the horrors a few years ago,he doesnt know how they didnt get arrested lol

Kinky feckers:p

Fizman

Victor wrote: »

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Oops. Fatigue kickin in. FMP.

Insect Overlord

I lost my swimming trunks in the AquaDome when I was 5, spent at least 20 minutes sitting in the shallow end in the nip.

Does that count?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

An File wrote: »

I lost my swimming trunks in the AquaDome when I was 5, spent at least 20 minutes sitting in the shallow end in the nip.

Does that count?

Only if there was a paedophile in the pool.

Professey Chin

flynner13 wrote: »

First week in California a few years ago, a drinking game ended in myself and a few mates playing a game of naked rugby with some of the local soriaty girls...

There was some serious tackle in that game

Sure as hell wasnt yours :rolleyes:

Insect Overlord

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Only if there was a paedophile in the pool.

It counts

BuddyGlass

An File wrote: »

It counts

... YIKE! :eek: