Light beers...

Focus6

Before the screams of blasphemy start, just read the post and have a think.

My moobs and belly are getting bigger, and my love of beer is not helping.

Was thinking about giving up beer and moving to stout (or would this be worse for the moobs?)

Then was thinking of light beers....

I don't know...Might not be taken seriously...and would get the p1ss ripped out of me.

Any thoughts?

Abeyance

Think the stout would really speed up the moobage tbh ...

I used to be quite fond of my beer but now kind of stick to light beers as I dont drink as often ..

I find after a few light beers you dont get that heavy bloated feeling the next morn .. Miller ftw ^^

Zaph

Focus6 wrote: »

Any thoughts?

Yes, I'm thinking that I won't take you seriously and will instead rip the p1ss out of you.

It is not acceptable for the wimmins to drink those liquids (see, I can't even associate the B-word with them), never mind men. You have moobs and a beer gut, rejoice in them, be round, be proud!

However, if you're serious about this I have it on good authority that there are less of those calorie yokes in a pint of Arthur compared to a pint of lager. This means that if you're sticking to a strict number of those yokes a day, you can have your pints and still have a few in hand for that kebab on the way home.

Now be off with you and no more foolish talk about those liquids, you hear?

Focus6

I like my gut...just don't want it gettin bigger.

Would drinking cider be better?

Zaph

I think the Nutrition & Diet forum would actually be better, tbh. Seriously, you won't get a straight answer in this forum to a question like that.

allthedoyles

Focus6 wrote: »

Was thinking about giving up beer and moving to stout (or would this be worse for the moobs?)

Then was thinking of light beers....

Its not the drink............its your diet/excercise..........................

Get onto porridge /honey in the morning..........health bars mid morning.....light lunch and light evening meal ...... a run in the park at night ..........

then u can drink away ................

Galvasean

allthedoyles wrote: »

Its not the drink............its your diet/excercise..........................

The man speaks the truth. Only by drinking fine beer can you become

Tom Dunne

Focus6 wrote: »

Then was thinking of light beers....

GET OUT!!!! :eek:

Ladies Lounge

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trout

*rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb*

Robbo

Are you a pregnant lady? That's the only acceptable time to consume light beers.

minidazzler

There is no such thing as Light "beer" because them two words are or should be Mutually exclusive.

Tom Dunne, the ladies are plenty able to drink real beer, send him to the Clearisil and Hormones forum. they drink ****e anyway, being teens and all!!!

Toto Wolfcastle

OP, I feel bad for you so, at the risk of being banned by Tom (again!) I will say the following:

I don't like any beer.

I'm just taking one for the team. You can thank me later.

/sits down and prepares for what is about to come

Steve

janeybabe wrote: »

/sits down and prepares for what is about to come

:eek:
S&S that way

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oblivious

Focus6 wrote: »

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I don't know...Might not be taken seriously...and would get the p1ss ripped out of me.

Any thoughts?

Your probably better carrying you normal beer up stairs rall the good light be will do

myflipflops

Definitions of light beer on the Web:

lager which is three quarters empty and thus in need of immediate replacement/replenishment. May also be seen as being one quarter full.
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Slow Motion

This thread!*sigh*

The Recliner

This thread is still open and the OP remains unbanned

Methinks the Mods have gone soft

kayos

The Recliner wrote: »

This thread is still open and the OP remains unbanned

Methinks the Mods have gone soft

Na the mods are busy drinking their light beers and gin and slimline tonics, while eating a salad with low fat dressing and thinking they might allow themselves a turkey rasher at the weekend....

Just stick to beer (the proper stuff) but put your pint on the table the opposite end of the pub to where your sitting. When you want to have a slug get up walk to it, bring it back to where your sitting take your slug walk back and replace it. That should give you some bit of a work out to reduce the moobage

Executive Steve

pffft - light beer faciliates alcoholism without the attendant weightgain

if it actually tasted all right i wouldn't have an issue with it tbh.

Bottle_of_Smoke

had a few cans of bulmers light one time. Tasted really chemical esque and even less like cider than bulmers

do some weights and the moobs will go away

oblivious

The Recliner wrote: »

Methinks the Mods have gone soft

Men having Moobs and mobs going soft it must be the estrogen mimics in the water :P

trout

The Recliner wrote: »

This thread is still open and the OP remains unbanned

Methinks the Mods have gone soft

Nope ... we're leaving this thread here as a warning to the rest of you.
Locking a thread reeks of effort

kayos wrote: »

Na the mods are busy drinking their light beers and gin and slimline tonics, while eating a salad with low fat dressing and thinking they might allow themselves a turkey rasher at the weekend....

One ticket to Bantown ... express, one way :cool:

kayos wrote: »

Just stick to beer (the proper stuff) but put your pint on the table the opposite end of the pub to where your sitting. When you want to have a slug get up walk to it, bring it back to where your sitting take your slug walk back and replace it. That should give you some bit of a work out to reduce the moobage

Good save.

Don1

Light beers?? Burn the heretic!!!!

Dun laoire

Jesus man what's wrong with you? Coming in here and asking about light beer is as dumb as going into an early house asking for an asprin.

raptorman

Belly and moobs are a cal in versus cal out thing, nothing to do with beer as such. There's no fullfillment to be had supping at the alter of the false gods known as miller lite, coors lite and bud lite!

Don1

Just another thing that came to mind about these hideous creations:

Most (if not all) the popular "lite" *shudders beers are American which highlights two very valid arguments against their very existance which are;

1) Americans know feck all about brewing good beer and as such anything they create shoud be widely ignored as a rule

2) For a country that guzzles more of this stuff than any other nation they are still on average remarkably fat, which doesn't speak volumes for their success

raptorman

Bit like 2% milk and the like!

Capt'n Midnight

Slightly OT
the government have reduced excise on low alcohol beers and ciders so in these times of recession is it worth considering them or would one find it impossible to drink enough to enjoy it ?

OP
if you want to loose weight Vodka is yer only man or give up on some non-essentials like fruit,vegetables and bread

Zaph

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Slightly OT
the government have reduced excise on low alcohol beers and ciders so in these times of recession is it worth considering them or would one find it impossible to drink enough to enjoy it ?

BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!

Gillo

I read (from a fairly reputable source) that the beer does very little damage.

Keep an eye on the donor kebab and garlic cheesy fries (how the fu*k do people actually eat that crap).

Steve

Gillo wrote: »

(how the fu*k do people actually eat that crap).

Generally I tend to try and keep it in the wrapper as I eat it, otherwise it may drip a bit. The best ones come in a silver foil thingamy that you can peel back to expose more kebab without losing any of the goodness within.

It's a bit of an art form really but practice makes perfect.

oblivious

Gillo wrote: »

(how the fu*k do people actually eat that crap).

A fork helps :P

Brouhaha

Abeyance wrote: »

Think the stout would really speed up the moobage tbh ...

Guinness is relatively light on "carbs" as our American friends say, certainly lower than lager:

http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories2.php

Sam Adams Triple Bock must be made from fermented double cream

Don1

Good ole tripple beers!

And by good I mean bad, the stuff is worse than wine!

mayordenis

Don1 wrote: »

Good ole tripple beers!

And by good I mean bad, the stuff is worse than wine!

what the hell are you talking about?

oblivious

mayordenis wrote: »

what the hell are you talking about?

Maybe Belgium triple?

Don1

Ja. Horrid stuff.

oblivious

Don1 wrote: »

Ja. Horrid stuff.

Thats the great thing about opinions, its yours and yours alone and no ways bears any resemblances to reality

mayordenis

I know belgian tripples I was just saying more like "what the hell are you talking about? nonsense" to write off a really excellent umbrella of beer and wine in one sentance.