Biscuit personalities

bloodedrose

So. If you were a biscuit, what would you be. And why? It has to be a real reason, and not just, "I'm a chocolate biscuit, because I like them, lulz"


I am a Jaffa Cake. Because they have the three bits, the spongy cake bit, and the orange jam bit and the chocolate coating bit, and you would think that they wouldn't make sense together BUT THEY DO!
In some parts of my life I am very organised. Scarily so. I have spreadsheets to keep track of my wages, and I would never half answer a question, I will give you so much detail, with references, that your face would fall off.
But my room is so messy. I think I have a carpet. Maybe.

Also, they are very argumentative. Cuz y'know is it a cake, is it a biscuit, we may never know! (Yes, there was a court case about this, but that was a tax dodge and doesn't count)
I would argue anything with anyone. The sky is pink, shut up.


So yeah, biscuits! Tell me what you are people!

sadista

bloodedrose wrote: »

So. If you were a biscuit, what would you be. And why? It has to be a real reason, and not just, "I'm a chocolate biscuit, because I like them, lulz"


I am a Jaffa Cake. Because they have the three bits, the spongy cake bit, and the orange jam bit and the chocolate coating bit, and you would think that they wouldn't make sense together BUT THEY DO!
In some parts of my life I am very organised. Scarily so. I have spreadsheets to keep track of my wages, and I would never half answer a question, I will give you so much detail, with references, that your face would fall off.
But my room is so messy. I think I have a carpet. Maybe.

Also, they are very argumentative. Cuz y'know is it a cake, is it a biscuit, we may never know! (Yes, there was a court case about this, but that was a tax dodge and doesn't count)
I would argue anything with anyone. The sky is pink, shut up.


So yeah, biscuits! Tell me what you are people!

haha you're a biscophrenic!:p

giggsy664

I'm a chocolate biscuit, because I like them.


Lulz

WoollyRedHat

I'd be a lovely, Custard Cream, because I sell well, I'm the cream of the crop and because I have an addictive taste. Don't like it, then bite me.

Op: sure your current batch didn't come from holland or anywhere? You went a bit off topic there for a second! Jaffa cakes are alright, I get bored of them after a while. I like the adds though, and it's one of the only biscuits you can mess around with. "Full moon!"

Cheeky_gal

I'd be a Makado.

Solely because they're pink and fluffly kind of like pink fluff and I like pink fluff.

towel401

Mikado ftw.

WoollyRedHat

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd be a Makado.

Solely because they're pink and fluffly kind of like pink fluff and I like pink fluff.

Kinky!

Victor

giggsy664 wrote: »

I'm a chocolate biscuit, because I like them.

Well, as they say, you are what you eat.

MagicMarker

I'd be a hob nob, because I have a penis.

deleriumtremens

I'd be a "nice" biscuit because the irony would be delicious!!

Biggins

Well I'm this:

and the wife is this:

themadchef

Kit Kat because i love to argue

JerryHandbag

I'm one of those expensive biccys with the foil wrapping (one of my mysterious layers )

iPlop

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd be a Makado.

Solely because they're pink and fluffly kind of like pink fluff and I like pink fluff.

like pink fanny

PurpleBerry

I'm a chocolate-covered Rich Tea. A new take on an old classic, fusing two improbable yet surpringly compatible delicacies.

trout

garibaldi ... or a chocolate covered ginger nut


hehehe ... that's funny for so many reasons

ejmaztec

Being a highly sophisticated biscuit connoisseur, I'd be a Bourbon Cream and not the sh1te SuperValu bogus ones that even give sh1te a bad name.


ps: custard creams are also sh1ter than sh1te.

Earthhorse

I'd be one of them sandwich type biscuits - Bourbon Cream, Custard Cream etc., two biscuit bits with filling - because people like to rip me apart and take my insides out.

Call Me Jimmy

ejmaztec wrote: »

ps: custard creams are also sh1ter than sh1te.

Custard creams ftl

Sharpshooter

I'd be a jammy dodger.:D
Hard exterior with a sweet Hart in the middle.

Andrewf20

Spooky, someone asked me that exact question in the pub in town last week.

Earthhorse

Andrewf20 wrote: »

Spooky, someone asked me that exact question in the pub in town last week.

Custard Memes.

Sofaspud

I'd be a hobnob, 'cos I don't fall apart when you put me in tea, but I will leave weird little dry bits at the bottom of the cup!

ejmaztec

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Custard creams ftl

That just takes the biscuit. :P

Shacklebolt

When Ronan Keating was on Room 101 with Paul Merton, one of his greatest hatreds was stupid interview questions. The best example was 'If you were a biscuit what kind of biscuit would you be?'

Nightowl84

Marietta anyone?

SAVE_ME.222

Im a biscuit.

How abstract.

Nightowl84

May I also add that the fact that it was one of Ronan's most despised questions instantaneously makes its my favourite.

Albert000

Id be a soggy biscuit.....

Nightowl84

Hob nobs, Richie n eddie(bottom), possibly best episode ever, mrs tiggywinkle?

Shacklebolt

Nightowl84 wrote: »

May I also add that the fact that it was one of Ronan's most despised questions instantaneously makes its my favourite.

Ronan also hated rude people and Paul Merton took out a book of manners. One of the recommendations was to never dance with your hat on and he then found an example of Ronan doing this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr2ZKhV6eKc

Professey Chin

Hobnob also since I like to have sex with cookers.
You get used to it