Public Toilet Seat Rant!!!

blow69

Right so I was just in college and needed to go for a whizz. So I make my way to the bathroom which happens to be probably the nicest of all the bathrooms on the campus. Urinals full so I decide to use the cubicle. And that's when I see it. Urine splattered all over the seat. The others were also full so I have to use this one. It's a bit of a walk to the next bathroom and I'm dying to go so I use it.

I know it's the minority here but what kind of person can not even be bothered to lift the toilet seat when going for a whizz? It's disgusting. Simple as! What's even more worrying is that some people(mainly groups of immature lads) think it's a great laugh, not even a thought of consideration for the poor guy who has to clean it up at the end of every day! Oh and would it kill you to flush aswell!?

So the question i put forth to you today is....Do you lift the toilet seat when going for a No.1? If not, why?

And don't even get me started on the people who refuse to flush after a No. 2.....


P.S Ladies, what's the situation like in your public toilets? I'm assuming it's not as bad or is it.....

Quazzie

Have you read this thread. I hope you didn't wash your face in the sink

petes

blow69 wrote: »

I know it's the minority here but what kind of person can not even be bothered to lift the toilet seat when going for a whizz?

Assholes!

Carroller16

just lift up the seat and A.C Slater

Mimikyu

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consultech

blow69 wrote: »

P.S Ladies, what's the situation like in your public toilets? I'm assuming it's not as bad or is it.....

Female anatomy knowledge FTW.


Try this age old dilemma on for size also:

- You go into a cubicle/bathroom (at a party etc)
- Someone has DRENCHED the seat, demolished.
- YOU'RE sure as hell not cleanin it up
- You finish up, and hear someone outside waitin!

- Godamnit... What do you say!?

Berty

I dont use public toilets. If I need a 1 or a 2 I go to a hotel because if Im not at home Im in the car and wait until I get to a hotel BUT not every hotel because some a **** holes(see what I did ).

Some hotels are No1 hotels only and others are No2 hotels.

I dont like hearing people going to the toilet even my own GF. If Im in bed and she wants the toilet I make her use the upstairs or downstairs toilet but certainly not the ensuite.

I dont like people hearing me use the toilet either.

The best hotel toilet in the country is the Brehon Killarney. They are always empty the music is loud and the toilet paper is expensive. :D

consultech

Berty wrote: »

I dont use public toilets. If I need a 1 or a 2 I go to a hotel because if Im not at home Im in the car and wait until I get to a hotel BUT not every hotel because some a **** holes(see what I did ).

Some hotels are No1 hotels only and others are No2 hotels.

I dont like hearing people going to the toilet even my own GF. If Im in bed and she wants the toilet I make her use the upstairs or downstairs toilet but certainly not the ensuite.

I dont like people hearing me use the toilet either.

The best hotel toilet in the country is the Brehon Killarney. They are always empty the music is loud and the toilet paper is expensive. :D

Sh1tbreak!

blow69

consultech wrote: »

Female anatomy knowledge FTW.


Try this age old dilemma on for size also:

- You go into a cubicle/bathroom (at a party etc)
- Someone has DRENCHED the seat, demolished.
- YOU'RE sure as hell not cleanin it up
- You finish up, and hear someone outside waitin!

- Godamnit... What do you say!?

Exactly!And you just know the second they come out 5 mins later they shame you in front of the whole party and claim it was you who did it:mad:

Vain

consultech wrote: »

Female anatomy knowledge FTW.


Try this age old dilemma on for size also:

- You go into a cubicle/bathroom (at a party etc)
- Someone has DRENCHED the seat, demolished.
- YOU'RE sure as hell not cleanin it up
- You finish up, and hear someone outside waitin!

- Godamnit... What do you say!?

Nothing of course just look like your drunk and all will be forgiven.

Mimikyu

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spurious

blow69 wrote: »

Ladies, what's the situation like in your public toilets? I'm assuming it's not as bad or is it.....

You'd be surprised at the various bodily fluids some 'ladies' feel the need to wipe on walls etc.
Disgusting.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

If I have to use a public toilet I will not touch it, if I piss on it? Meh... it's probably making it cleaner. If it's my local pub, the toilet at work or my college it is slightly differant. Would clean the seat afterwards.

Danbo!

I don't lift the seat. Why? Because it's filthy.

I don't clean up. Why? Because I can aim for the bowl and don't involuntarily piss all over the seat.

consultech

Quinton Happy Rotation wrote: »

If I have to use a public toilet I will not touch it, if I piss on it? Meh... it's probably making it cleaner. If it's my local pub, the toilet at work or my college it is slightly differant. Would clean the seat afterwards.

Meh, I don't think college or pub fall under the exceptions umbrella for me unfortunately! They're usually rancid too.

biko

Easy, I just lift the ring with my shoe-clad foot before pissing.
Old fellas just piss on the ring I've seen in old man pubs, disgusting.

pablomakaveli

spurious wrote: »

You'd be surprised at the various bodily fluids some 'ladies' feel the need to wipe on walls etc.
Disgusting.

I remember when i worked in a train station i had to clean the toilets. One day i had to clean a piece of s**t that some women left on a toilet seat in the womens toilets.

Another time i was cleaning the toilets on the train and there was a blood soaked sanitary towel left on the sink.

Women are surprisingly dirty.:eek:

The_Minister

I remember in my 1st year in UCD, the taps in the downstairs jacks were broken for a few days, so everyone just washed their hands in the drinking fountain.

seamus

blow69 wrote: »

P.S Ladies, what's the situation like in your public toilets? I'm assuming it's not as bad or is it.....

It's generally worse. Women "hover" you see, by and large. They've gotten pretty adept at it, but in your usual pub toilet, not only are they afraid of putting their arse on the plastic (regardless of how much they've scrubbed it), but they're afraid of touching anything else. So it's basically just a half-squat over the toilet bowl.

Now I don't need to tell AH that performing a half-squat with your trousers around your knees after 3 vodka and cokes, will usually end in a lot of circular motions, and probably quite a bit of bouncing off walls or even falling forward.

Many women also cover the entire toilet seat in toilet paper (some do this *and* hover!) and then put the equivalent of three redwoods into the toilet when they finish and wonder why it won't flush.

Some men pee on the seat. If there are no more cubicles, you get a wad of paper and clean it off. Outside of that, there's not much men do wrong. Although I have seen skidmarks on the seat before. How?

Mimikyu

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blow69

spurious wrote: »

You'd be surprised at the various bodily fluids some 'ladies' feel the need to wipe on walls etc.
Disgusting.

*throws up in his mouth a little bit*

I don't clean up. Why? Because I can aim for the bowl and don't involuntarily piss all over the seat.

Too bad everybody doesn't have this trick down!

Epic Tissue

Public toilets are normally a disgrace:mad: Luckily there are certain toilets in my college which are great:D

consultech

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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Oh never commented on this - I don't think I've touched a flusher with my hand in a long long time. Cublicle foot flexibility all the way. That's why some of em are so "industrial" or heavy duty; The manufacturers know it's a kick they get most of the time!

ScumLord

blow69 wrote: »

I know it's the minority here but what kind of person can not even be bothered to lift the toilet seat when going for a whizz? It's disgusting. Simple as! What's even more worrying is that some people(mainly groups of immature lads) think it's a great laugh, not even a thought of consideration for the poor guy who has to clean it up at the end of every day!.

Thinking about the poor bastard that has to clean it up is what makes it so enjoyable.

I don't see what your getting so upset about unless you have to sit down to piss. Isn't piss sterile anyway?

My toilet seat at home is always down, the idiots that fitted it put the tank to far forward so the lid won't stay up. My pissing skills are of ninja standard because of it. I could take the eye out of a crows head from distance.

blow69

Thinking about the poor bastard that has to clean it up is what makes it so enjoyable.

Asmall big part of me hopes your're that guy someday!

Latchy

ScumLord wrote: »

Thinking about the poor bastard that has to clean it up is what makes it so enjoyable.

Juvinile deliquent behaviour

Berty

I used to open the shop we had wearing disposable gloves because people used to piss on the locks.

How do I know? I used to piss on the same locks before we bought the shop!! :D:D:D

ScumLord

blow69 wrote: »

Asmall big part of me hopes your're that guy someday!

Not if you want clean toilets you don't.

blow69

ScumLord wrote: »

Not if you want clean toilets you don't.

You got me there! Damn you remind me of the janitor from Scrubs. Too wise and always has the last word:D

scottledeuce

noblestee wrote: »

I don't lift the seat. Why? Because it's filthy.

I don't clean up. Why? Because I can aim for the bowl and don't involuntarily piss all over the seat.

Quite unlike the pee monster here then!

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/010709/flash.php?media=5.flv

ManFromAtlantis

wow, 30 views 29 replies...or so............is this record on boards what a high percentage of replies to views................

Berty

scottledeuce wrote: »

Quite unlike the pee monster here then!

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/010709/flash.php?media=5.flv

Sweet Jesus. This is why I do not use public toilets!!

Quazzie

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

wow, 30 views 29 replies...or so............is this record on boards what a high percentage of replies to views................

Its never accurate. I've views this ten times and only commented once

TheZohanS

ScumLord wrote: »

Thinking about the poor bastard that has to clean it up is what makes it so enjoyable.

It's a scumbag mentality


I don't see what your getting so upset about unless you have to sit down to piss. Isn't piss sterile anyway?

How about we take turns at pissing on you and see how you like it? It is sterile afterall.

My toilet seat at home is always down, the idiots that fitted it put the tank to far forward so the lid won't stay up. My pissing skills are of ninja standard because of it. I could take the eye out of a crows head from distance.

Quazzie

scottledeuce wrote: »

Quite unlike the pee monster here then!

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/010709/flash.php?media=5.flv

Did anyone else get a load of popups from this and a site trying to download something onto their computer

AlmightyCushion

seamus wrote: »

Although I have seen skidmarks on the seat before. How?

That's nothing, I've seen little pieces of shít on the walls. I even seen a smiley face made out of smeared shít on the door of the cubicle. It was in a busy pub and there was someone waiting to get into the cubicle after me. What the hell do you do?

Berty

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

That's nothing, I've seen little pieces of shít on the walls. I even seen a smiley face made out of smeared shít on the door of the cubicle. It was in a busy pub and there was someone waiting to get into the cubicle after me. What the hell do you do?

Tell them you didnt have enough to finish the art work and if they could find their way to finish it off.

Vain

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Did anyone else get a load of popups from this and a site trying to download something onto their computer

Nope not a think. You more than likely went on the a piss porn site not the link the op posted:D

vestanpance

I want to know who's nicking all the locks off the doors.

VERYinterested

Don't forget about this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKu5u9ohCU

consultech

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

wow, 30 views 29 replies...or so............is this record on boards what a high percentage of replies to views................

Probably impossible, no? You have to view once to comment, then you are returned to the thread automatically after commenting, so is that anotehr view?

sneakerfreak

i lift the seat with the toe of my shoe/trainer

why are people such lazy unhygenic scumbags?

"its filthy lets just let it get filthier and treat the whole room as a toilet"

if you leave it a little cleaner maybe other people will do,strange but sometimes it works

Latchy

sneakerfreak wrote: »

i lift the seat with the toe of my shoe/trainer

why are people such lazy unhygenic scumbags?

"its filthy lets just let it get filthier and treat the whole room as a toilet"

if you leave it a little cleaner maybe other people will do,strange but sometimes it works

Thing is ,if you go to use a toilet and it's filthy ,chances are you will be unlikly to want to clean it up for the next person to use ,who just might be the person who pissed and shat all over it in the first place .:D

But I agree with your post .

jester77

Wusses, it's mostly sterile anyway... not going to harm you too much. I'd be more worried about opening the door on the way out!

sneakerfreak

latchyco wrote: »

Thing is ,if you go to use a toilet and it's filthy ,chances are you will be unlikly to want to clean it up for the next person to use ,who just might be the person who pissed and shat all over it in the first place .:D

But I agree with your post .

aye ill get a wad of paper and will wipe piss if i need to sit down (also a layer of paper on the seat once its dry)

but ****,..nah il just walk away aye man lol

jester77 wrote: »

Wusses, it's mostly sterile anyway... not going to harm you too much. I'd be more worried about opening the door on the way out!

i use my jacket sleeve to open the latch or door touching the place less likely on the handle to have been used by others or if the door is ajar il open it by pulling the top of the door

sneakerfreak

i find hotel toilets the best to use if caught short in public

Latchy

sneakerfreak wrote: »

i find hotel toilets the best to use if caught short in public

As long as you can get past the doorman

FlutterinBantam

Berty wrote: »

I dont use public toilets. If I need a 1 or a 2 I go to a hotel because if Im not at home Im in the car and wait until I get to a hotel BUT not every hotel because some a **** holes(see what I did ).

Some hotels are No1 hotels only and others are No2 hotels.

I dont like hearing people going to the toilet even my own GF. If Im in bed and she wants the toilet I make her use the upstairs or downstairs toilet but certainly not the ensuite.

I dont like people hearing me use the toilet either.

The best hotel toilet in the country is the Brehon Killarney. They are always empty the music is loud and the toilet paper is expensive. :D

Incorrect horse, Callaghan Hotel Stephens Green.

Dumped a huge messy load in the downstairs after a feed in the Pie Dish.

She spread all over the shop and the walls and looked like a fcukin burst oilpipe.

Went back 2 hours later and she was pristine.

Maddison

What I would like to know is HOW THE HELL DO WOMEN PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT & FLOOR?Its not as if we have body parts that we need to aim!!

ScumLord

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Incorrect horse, Callaghan Hotel Stephens Green.

Dumped a huge messy load in the downstairs after a feed in the Pie Dish.

She spread all over the shop and the walls and looked like a fcukin burst oilpipe.

Went back 2 hours later and she was pristine.

Maybe you only imagined the poo?

ChewChew

blow69 wrote: »

P.S Ladies, what's the situation like in your public toilets? I'm assuming it's not as bad or is it.....

Er. . I'm a complete freak so I try to avoid using public toilets at all costs. . . . unless I really really have to go. And why? because girls are the dirtiest, mankiest people to use public toilets. :mad: I've dont the whole cleaning them before and I take the mens any day over the ladies.