How do you handle rude "friends"?!!

You know the whole "Oh he/she's my friend so I can't really say anything to them" dilemma.

Bad B.O., noisy eater, always burpin/fartin etc....you know yourself.


How do you handle these things? Do you block it out and say nothing or do you politely say "Excuse me but you're a filthy fckin creature"!

abi2007

depends on how close a friend they were.. close friend I'd probably slag them. I'd just ignor it if it was anyone else

Neamhshuntasach

I find a roundhouse to head is usually a sufficient way of letting them know.

If that fails, try a swift kick.

Fizman

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You know the whole "Oh he/she's my friend so I can't really say anything to them" dilemma.

Funny that, because their my mates I feel as if I can ANYTHING to em. And I do. And I get the same back.

Bad B.O.,

Have a shower ya smelly hobo!

noisy eater,

shut yer pie hole ye fat smelly tub of sh1t!

always burpin/fartin

I run over and fart in their face sometimes.


How do you handle these things? Do you block it out and say nothing or do you politely say "Excuse me but you're a filthy fckin creature"!

Seriously, if anything like this crops up between me and my closer mates, it all comes out. :pac: Mostly.

MagicMarker

Well, if they are good friends and I meet up with them and they smelled like shít then I'd more than likely say ''Dude, you smell like shít!!''.

But if it's someone I've just met chances are I won't be their friend if they smell like shít.

As for burping or farting? Who gives a fúck?

JohnGalt

If they are a girl I would rape them and if they are a guy I would rape them

It's a dude I work with..........he's a pig!

abi2007

Start making smart comments so he gets the hint... 'awful smell of bo in here' or 'who just farted, that's disgusting'

Overheal

I'm a bastard im told, and generally tell people straight up. Later on people tell me what a bastard I was to the person and then I feel a little bad about it, but then forget about realising it was probably the best thing to be said at the time. Especially when your sister's friend's friend is a fat kid who wears a size L when he's an XXL, raids my fridge without a thought having never been to my house, and made a fart so powerful it left a sh!t stain plainly visible on the couch he was sitting on - fortunately, not mine. When asked to leave he waited for his grandmother to pick him up from 4 blocks down the road.

Some people just cant hear hard enough I tell you.

Setun

Deleted User wrote: »

You know the whole "Oh he/she's my friend so I can't really say anything to them" dilemma.

Bad B.O., noisy eater, always burpin/fartin etc....you know yourself.


How do you handle these things? Do you block it out and say nothing or do you politely say "Excuse me but you're a filthy fckin creature"!

Walk into the room, point at them, and just shout: "Sort your ****ing life out!"

S.I.R

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You know the whole "Oh he/she's my friend so I can't really say anything to them" dilemma.

Bad B.O., noisy eater, always burpin/fartin etc....you know yourself.


How do you handle these things? Do you block it out and say nothing or do you politely say "Excuse me but you're a filthy fckin creature"!

say this:

tighten your act up or you dont want them near you.


quite a good test of friendship also but seeing as your work mates...

tell your boss to have a word with him/her...

its not your job to.

Miguel_Sanchez

All my friends behave immpecably, dress immaculately and are a picture of politeness and virtue so I've never encountered this problem.

But they're always telling me to eat less noisily, swear less and wear clean clothes so make of that what you will. Fuppin' bastards.

chin_grin

Christ......ok here I go. Life is too damn short for being civil. If one of my mates eats with that "shlop shlop shlop" noise I come right out and tell them. We make light of it, a quick joke, slap on the back, fight with various melee weaponry and move on.

So which would you prefer if you had one of those annoying traits. Someone constantly b*tching about it behind your back or someone to have the balls to tell you to your face.

S.I.R

chin_grin wrote: »

Christ......ok here I go. Life is too damn short for being civil. If one of my mates eats with that "shlop shlop shlop" noise I come right out and tell them. We make light of it, a quick joke, slap on the back, fight with various melee weaponry and move on.

So which would you prefer if you had one of those annoying traits. Someone constantly b*tching about it behind your back or someone to have the balls to tell you to your face.

i agree, get it over with a.s.a.p and move on

AnonoBoy

Overheal wrote: »

made a fart so powerful it left a sh!t stain plainly visible on the couch he was sitting on

That's not a fart dude - that's taking a dump. :eek:

Captain Darling

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That's not a fart dude - that's taking a dump. :eek:

Could have been a shart-the inbetween ground between sh1te and fart.....

chin_grin

Also I've just noticed. If you're using friends with quote marks, chances are you're not really that close in the first place. Saying something so scathingly honest at the beginning of a wonderful friendship can only do good. I mean you're building an impression of yourself. Go for it!

EDIT:

Captain Darling wrote: »

Could have been a shart-the inbetween ground between sh1te and fart.....

Or a 'fit'? Ha-haw! But word to the wise - never wear white boxers. They make black ones for a reason.

Captain Darling

chin_grin wrote: »

Or a 'fit'? Ha-haw! But word to the wise - never wear white boxers. They make black ones for a reason.

Also known as doing a 'Travolta' on it.:eek:

Gummy Panda

Overheal wrote: »

I'm a bastard im told, and generally tell people straight up. Later on people tell me what a bastard I was to the person and then I feel a little bad about it, but then forget about realising it was probably the best thing to be said at the time. Especially when your sister's friend's friend is a fat kid who wears a size L when he's an XXL, raids my fridge without a thought having never been to my house, and made a fart so powerful it left a sh!t stain plainly visible on the couch he was sitting on - fortunately, not mine. When asked to leave he waited for his grandmother to pick him up from 4 blocks down the road.

Some people just cant hear hard enough I tell you.

eww..

What did you exactly say to him after he farted/**** himself on the couch?

Biggins

We (wife and I) be polite but if they make a habit of it and do it especially in front of my kids whom we are trying to set examples to, we have to say something.

lisbon_lions

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It's a dude I work with..........he's a pig!

Going by your username, if i was working alongside any 24 or 25 year old Neils, I would be smelling my own oxters right about now.