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Using a Mac will make your body destroy itself.....

  • 05-01-2009 4:43pm
    #1
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭



    As many of you know, I have been losing weight throughout 2008. The reason has been a mystery to me and my doctors. A few weeks ago, I decided that getting to the root cause of this and reversing it needed to become my #1 priority.

    Fortunately, after further testing, my doctors think they have found the cause—a hormone imbalance that has been “robbing” me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy. Sophisticated blood tests have confirmed this diagnosis.

    http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2009/01/05sjletter.html


Comments

  • #2
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Don't get ya there champ...


  • #3
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Damn hormone imbalances! :mad: They took our Jobs!


  • #4
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or not.


  • #5
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Are you dying..??

    *crosses fingers*


  • #6
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Yeah, I read that and figured maybe ole Stevie boy just needs to get more fresh air and sunshine.


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  • #7
    Blarney92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭Blarney92


    I think you're missing the point of the article there buddy


  • #8
    BroomBurner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭BroomBurner


    But what if it rains and my umbrella is broken? :(


  • #9
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Is he appleptic ?


  • #10
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I'd be more concerned about the health effects of overreaching so much, OP.


  • #11
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    javaboy wrote: »
    Damn hormone imbalances! :mad: They took our Jobs!
    DAY DUK DA DURRRRRR!!!!!!!:pac:


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  • #12
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    That's great that they worked out what was wrong with him. And I say that as someone who owns nothing made by Apple.


  • #13
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    He should have asked me as i had the same problem and the same cause.

    Messed up.


  • #14
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Dragan wrote: »
    He should have asked me as i had the same problem and the same cause.

    I hear that was next on his list alright.
    Messed up.

    Out of curiosity what causes the hormone imbalance? Was it a lifestyle thing or just genetic?

    If it's not too personal.


  • #15
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Earthhorse wrote: »


    Out of curiosity what causes the hormone imbalance?.

    Having the Ghey.


  • #16
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Too much **** at the sight of his bank balance ,he has no fluid left in his body causing him to lose weight and it's so addictive he is havin' special treatment.I can see it now

    Doctor:"Steve put the penis down slowley"

    Steve:"No way man it's my dick my money"

    Doctor:"At least change the clig film on the screen!"


  • #17
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I hear that was next on his list alright.



    Out of curiosity what causes the hormone imbalance? Was it a lifestyle thing or just genetic?

    If it's not too personal.

    For me it was literally over and underactive production in certain glands and hormone centers. Meds appear to have righted the wrongs so all is good. As for overall causes, for me it was lifestyle. Living on 2 to 4 hours sleep a night for a couple of years takes it's toll apparently.
    Stekelly wrote: »
    Having the Ghey.

    Could be. It may also be sexually transmitted in which case could you do me a favour and let your Da know?:pac:


  • #18
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Using a Mac will make your body destroy itself.....

    So an overwhelming sense of smugness can actually have untoward physical effects.


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