Monday Quickies

rocky25

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,

“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,

“That means the daddy puts his pe pe in the mommy’s pe pe.

That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s pe pe in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,

“I’m going to the Pet Cemetery, I have a dead pussy”.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said,

"Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

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How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again until we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And an airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

GAAman

Second one's the best

Podge2k7

Some great ones Rocky.!

galwayrush

Class.:D

Mgoraf

Very good. Like the 1st...