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Oswald Osbourne

Ever seen those late night ad's they show with the ladies in the nip sitting in bed chatting away and having a grand ol time by the look of it?

They promise if you call them you'll "make new friends .... an maybe more!" Now I've already got enough friends but I'm interested to find out what this "maybe more" offer is. I'm hoping it's home services as I could do with some work around the house getting done - domestic stuff mostly.

Anyone got a phone I can borrow?

krudler

Only if you want to get your phone number subscribed to dozens of 3rd part texts that charge you 2.00 a pop, plus its more likely you're talking to some fat middle aged woman at home doing her ironing than a girl from the ad

Ruu_Old

Call priest chatback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

Shacklebolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

EDIT: Feck beaten to it!

Oswald Osbourne

krudler wrote: »

some fat middle aged woman at home doing her ironing

That sounds perfect tho! I'm generally to busy for ironing and I can never seem to get the collars right anyway.

Senna

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

I'm hoping it's home services as I could do with some work around the house getting done - domestic stuff mostly.

its a cleaning service you want then. Doubt you'll have much luck on them numbers, more for a quick tommy tank.

CantGetNoSleep

Anyone know where you'd apply for one of these jobs?

Linku

One of these ads uses the same girl in a variety of different coloured wigs. Also, she looks like Lorraine Keane.

Snowie

when i lived in newquay in cornwall to girls i knew did this to make there party money and rent.....

from what they said they found they rang the helpline... and asked about work....

admiralofthefleet

Ruu wrote: »

Call priest chatback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

Ruu; your a legend

Sharpshooter

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Ever seen those late night ad's they show with the ladies in the nip sitting in bed chatting away and having a grand ol time by the look of it?

They promise if you call them you'll "make new friends .... an maybe more!" Now I've already got enough friends but I'm interested to find out what this "maybe more" offer is. I'm hoping it's home services as I could do with some work around the house getting done - domestic stuff mostly.

Anyone got a phone I can borrow?

Why ?
Can't you use your own ?

/ oh , I get it.

/ Home services.

AckwelFoley

i wouldnt call, mainly becaus i have visions of old women with no teeth on the other end of the phone making sucking noises down the phone.

ever meet any fat ugly middleaged man that met a 6' tall blonde hot chick from using one of these? no.

Coke and hookers is the only cure for being lonely

Darragh29

Sure send me on your bank account details and I'll lodge a few quid into your account and you can ring them all day! :D:D

Darragh29

snyper wrote: »

ever meet any fat ugly middleaged man that met a 6' tall blonde hot chick...

Ya should start reading the papers Snyper! Saved me 4,000th post for that! :D:D

consultech

krudler wrote: »

Only if you want to get your phone number subscribed to dozens of 3rd part texts that charge you 2.00 a pop

Jesysus I still cringe at this - Me n the lads got hold of a mate's mobile at a session a few years back n texted on of them things. Poor chap couldn't keep credit in his phone for weeks until he eventually had to change his number n get a new sim (which we paid for out of feelin terrible)!!!

Darragh29

consultech wrote: »

Jesysus I still cringe at this - Me n the lads got hold of a mate's mobile at a session a few years back n texted on of them things. Poor chap couldn't keep credit in his phone for weeks until he eventually had to change his number n get a new sim (which we paid for out of feelin terrible)!!!

I've a mate who ended up back in this girls apartment and she wasn't putting out and made him sleep on the couch after bring him home while she toddled off to bed, so he found a copy of The Sun lying around somewhere and dialled one of these sexline numbers from her cordless landline and left the phone off the hook and hid the cordless handset which was still connected to the number, behind a sitting room cabinet somewhere!

Moral of the story, if your not putting out, don't bring 'em home! :D:D

consultech

Darragh29 wrote: »

I've a mate who ended up back in this girls apartment and she wasn't putting out and made him sleep on the couch after bring him home while she toddled off to bed, so he found a copy of The Sun lying around somewhere and dialled one of these sexline numbers from her cordless landline and left the phone off the hook and hid the cordless handset which was still connected to the number, behind a sitting room cabinet somewhere!

Moral of the story, if your not putting out, don't bring 'em home! :D:D

Haha quality!

Mc Love

Rang one before when I was a young teen It was one of the numbers from one of the tabloids, was great fun!

Turd Ferguson

This thread needs a yore ma joke in it.....



























































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AARRRGH

CantGetNoSleep wrote: »

Anyone know where you'd apply for one of these jobs?

Try these guys: http://www.theblack-dog.com

They have hired sex line operators in the past.

Shacklebolt

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

This thread needs a yore ma joke in it.....

It would be far too obvious and expected.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Nobody expects the Yore Ma inquisition....

Anyway: did anyone else misread the title of the thread as "pantyline"?

Shacklebolt

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

the Yore Ma inquisition....

Didnt realise she was into BDSM.

Genghiz Cohen

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Didnt realise she was into BDSM.

NO ONE REALISES YOUR MA IS INTO BDSM!
Her main weapon is fear, fear and surprise!

Acacia

I would ring them just to hear that great sleazy music they have on in the background of ad.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

NO ONE REALISES YOUR MA IS INTO BDSM!
Her main weapon is fear, fear and surprise!

..fear, surprise and a whip you could skin a watermellon with...

galwayrush

Costs a lot of money to advertise on TV so there must be a hell of a of very stupid people out there to make it worth their while.:pac:

Shacklebolt

galwayrush wrote: »

Costs a lot of money to advertise on TV so there must be a hell of a of very stupid people out there to make it worth their while.:pac:

Same applies to Glamobi.

'For this HILLL-AIRRR-IOUS mumblig man, text 4 to...'

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

galwayrush wrote: »

Costs a lot of money to advertise on TV so there must be a hell of a of very stupid people out there to make it worth their while.:pac:

Kinda, but taking into acount that most of there ads are off-peak and the rates are extreme, one idiot pays for three ads.