How to pull!

application

right, im 18, goin out tomorrow, never snogged a girl, im overweight, shy about chattin up women, so what can i do to pull?

SV

Get really drunk.

Your charm will shine through.

TestTransmission

Get really drunk and pull a minger

Xavi6

Don't take the advice of a bunch of people who spend all day on the internet for fear of the real world.

qz

Get real drunk and fap and you can pretend it's a girl.

The_Minister

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055450088 for some handy tips.

Turd Ferguson

This is too good for PI

What you need to do is set up an elabourate system of ropes and pulleys to trap your potential g/f. And if all that fails, but a Gucci handbag and you'll get more head than a bouncer at a gay bar.

Shacklebolt

application wrote: »

so what can i do to pull?

Buy a sturdy rope...

davyjose

Tell them you're Russell Brand's cousin.

Never Fails*










*Might in fact fail

4zn76tysfajdxp

application wrote: »

so what can i do to pull?

Drop your trousers, roll up your sleeves and you'll figure the rest out on your own.

ScumLord

Bring a load of lolcat pictures with you, like one for awkward silences.

Vain

Dont set your standards high.

6th

Go over the the Magic & Illusion Forum, learn some stuff there and you'll be baitin' them off ya!

I can now hypnotize people but its wasted on me coz I'm a married man.

phasers

right, im 18, never snogged a girl, im overweight

Just tell them this

Cal

GUE

Go Ugly Early

Leave it too late and they will be taken too.

Riamfada

There is a place in town where you are sure to get some. Its called the Front Lounge on Parliament Street and the womren are fatastic there. Bit butch tho.

Ruu_Old

Ask if they are a boards.ie user. Instant win.

themadchef

Lynx... don't you watch telly?


Ya will be mobbed...apparantly.

6th

I can see all my "thanks" getting used up on this thread!

cson

May as well pull someone you know well...

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product_images/Medium/990081;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg

Yourself!

Riamfada

Im seeing a trend in boards.ie users. Will loose my virginity before 2009

"Lose your Virginity one way or the other beers?" ... lads?..anyone?

Shacklebolt

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9791/daterapeqc5.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cgo/lowres/cgon355l.jpg

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/10221/0/Show_her_a_good_time_with_date_rape_drugs.ashx

Stercus Accidit

Be incredibly charming.

More so than Charlie Sheen or Russell Brand.


Study these men on Youtube and the interwebs, combining their pulling qualities.

Wearing make-up and jewellery in shorts and a bowling shirt does not count.

MIN2511

Be nice, approach girls and don't expect anything. Meh, you might be the last man standing...

Plus wear some really nice aftershave, ladies like men who smell nice

Fizman

I GuanYin wrote: »

Don't take the advice of a bunch of people who spend all day on the internet for fear of the real world.

Says yer man with 15,751 posts and an average of 6.71 per day. :pac:

Xavi6

Fizman wrote: »

Says yer man with 15,751 posts and an average of 6.71 per day. :pac:

Exactly. I never offered any advice because it'd be useless.

faceman

Dont go out with the intention of pulling.
Dont spend too long talking to the one girl, no matter how well you are getting on.
Chat up many girls preferrably in the vicinity of each other so they can just about see where you are
Get funny (most important for us ugly people)
Make sure they do more of the talking
Have fun

(c) How to be a Loser Like Faceman 2008

Turd Ferguson

Fizman wrote: »

Says yer man with 15,751 posts and an average of 6.71 per day. :pac:

Stalk much?

Chanandler Bong

I was introduced to the Mystery Method last year and have subsequently had 2 long term relationships with women well above my league, and various others short term.

The cornerstone of the method is he concept of "negs". Negs are intended to be false disqualifiers and are intended to lower the target woman's comparative value (i.e. a 7 or an 8) to the seducer. Specifically, they are not insults; instead, they resemble the comments of a person who does not view the target as being sexually interesting.

Some men will demonstrate lack of interest by passively ignoring a woman; but since she does not notice him, she will not know that he is not interested. Therefore the purpose of the neg is to actively demonstrate lack of interest by disqualifying one's self as a suitor, thus heightening the woman's intrigue.

a proper neg NEVER makes the target feel insulted or degraded, but rather questions whether the man approaching her has fallen under her spell. Women of particular beauty often tend to assume males approaching them are interested in them solely as a result of their looks, and negs attempt to neutralize that assumption by demonstrating that the man is not (yet) interested in her, despite her beauty. A successful neg may cause the target to feel self-conscious and attempt to regain control of the situation by qualifying herself.

Examples are:

Spading negs: These tell her you've hardly recognized her as a female, so her beauty has no power over you
-Dude
-Bro
-Buddy

The patronizing neg: Tells her she's immature, or has less evolved social skills
-That was cute- or -You're cute
-How old are you?
-How short are you?
-Do that again

http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/370.html

^^ random ones


GIVE IT A TRY LADS

Fizman

I GuanYin wrote: »

Exactly. I never offered any advice because it'd be useless.

Ah fair enough so. I don't think its valid grounds though to completely render the opinions/advice (on this topic) of high posters as completely useless!

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Stalk much?

Indeed.


EDIT: I'm shocked, its taken 31 posts for the Mystery Method to appear!

Oswald Osbourne

Chanandler Bong wrote: »

The patronizing neg: Tells her she's immature, or has less evolved social skills

-How old are you?
-How short are you?

Does "how fat are you?" work also?

Turd Ferguson

What an unusual first post...

I dont know why people feel they need a gimmick to hook up with women. Its stupid. I just do my thing and it seems to work (being as hot as I am helps;))

Vain

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

What an unusual first post...

I dont know why people feel they need a gimmick to hook up with women. Its stupid. I just do my thing and it seems to work (being as hot as I am helps;))

No girls just like guys talking like a turd;)

Chanandler Bong

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Does "how fat are you?" work also?

Ha i doubt it, unless the girl is an absolute whale, and appreciates your honesty and complete tactless-ness

It does actually work though, every woman will tell you there's nothing they hate more than a sappy guy who's always nicer than nice!

Be an asshole, especially to really hot ones, who most likely have never experienced anything but dumbfounded guys walking up to her in bars, just being her puppydog

Amazotheamazing

Sad and all as it is, there is some truth in the mystery method.

Fizman

Amazotheamazing wrote: »

Sad and all as it is, there is some truth in the mystery method.

Hi Mystery, I thought you were perma-banned! :pac:

challengemaster

Put down the packet of biscuits.

Steve

Search boards for posts by snyper (before yesterday).

Professey Chin

I GuanYin wrote: »

Don't take the advice of a bunch of people who spend all day on the internet for fear of the real world.

BUt wouldnt your advice be to not listen to all our advice but since youre 1 of us he shouldnt listen to the advice of you saying not to listen to all of us.If he doesnt listen to that he both should and shouldnt listen to us but then we're just in terminator time travel rules and thats just silly.

jester77

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/I-sold-my-VIRGINITY-on-EBAY-T-shirt-GREAT-PRINT_W0QQitemZ390015387911QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMen_s_Clothes?hash=item390015387911&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318#ebayphotohosting

Amazotheamazing

Fizman wrote: »

Hi Mystery, I thought you were perma-banned! :pac:

If only, sadly women are as shallow as the mystery method needs them to be.

Chanandler Bong

Amazotheamazing wrote: »

If only, sadly women are as shallow as the mystery method needs them to be.

its not really their shallowness that the Method appeals to, its the astonishing levels of insecurity and need for self-gratification that come with being a girl, (bad and all as it seems). A girl cannot just accept that a potential suitor has a lack of interest in pursuing her, and is in fact actively ignoring her!

It's foolproof

Karoma

2 posts deleted: Rape is not a laughing matter. Even in a clownsuit. Especially, when phrased like your posts. Stop.

Biggins

Go to Japan and date by blood type!

See: http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=6527702&page=1

Mad stuff indeed but thats Japan for you. One crazy place.

indough

Amazotheamazing wrote: »

If only, sadly women are as shallow as the mystery method needs them to be.

i dont think it has much to do with shallowness, the mystery method is more about appealing to them on their most natural level, exploiting evolution rather than personality

df1985

be on the dancefloor coming towards midnight.easy pickings for girls your age.they all want a score at midnight.

m@cc@

application wrote: »

right, im 18, goin out tomorrow, never snogged a girl, im overweight, shy about chattin up women, so what can i do to pull?

If this is the case, trying to pull on a night out might not be the best way to start.

Professey Chin

Dropkicks. All women love dropkicks

Professey Chin

df1985 wrote: »

be on the dancefloor coming towards midnight.easy pickings for girls your age.they all want a score at midnight.

Youd think so wouldnt you

ooPabsoo

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Dropkicks. All women love dropkicks

LOL i dont think there was a serious post yet!

Piste

Chanandler Bong wrote: »

I was introduced to the Mystery Method last year and have subsequently had 2 long term relationships with women well above my league, and various others short term.

The cornerstone of the method is he concept of "negs". Negs are intended to be false disqualifiers and are intended to lower the target woman's comparative value (i.e. a 7 or an 8) to the seducer. Specifically, they are not insults; instead, they resemble the comments of a person who does not view the target as being sexually interesting.

Some men will demonstrate lack of interest by passively ignoring a woman; but since she does not notice him, she will not know that he is not interested. Therefore the purpose of the neg is to actively demonstrate lack of interest by disqualifying one's self as a suitor, thus heightening the woman's intrigue.

a proper neg NEVER makes the target feel insulted or degraded, but rather questions whether the man approaching her has fallen under her spell. Women of particular beauty often tend to assume males approaching them are interested in them solely as a result of their looks, and negs attempt to neutralize that assumption by demonstrating that the man is not (yet) interested in her, despite her beauty. A successful neg may cause the target to feel self-conscious and attempt to regain control of the situation by qualifying herself.

Examples are:

Spading negs: These tell her you've hardly recognized her as a female, so her beauty has no power over you
-Dude
-Bro
-Buddy

The patronizing neg: Tells her she's immature, or has less evolved social skills
-That was cute- or -You're cute
-How old are you?
-How short are you?
-Do that again

http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/cat/Start_PU/neg/370.html

^^ random ones


GIVE IT A TRY LADS

As pathetic as this sounds, to be totally honest I can see myself falling for that hook line and sinker