Things you shoudn't be doing after you turn 30

IvaBigWun

Im 2 years away but! ....

Hiding your stash - you're a grown person, if you can buy some smoke, you can leave it on the table.

Kegstands - Being held upside down over a keg while someone else makes you drink beer from the tap.

Novelty postcards - topless women, with wish you were here on it sent to your mates.

Pointage - Say "Two Points" when throwing something in the bin.

Transport organiser - You're over 30, you can make your own way there, so can your mates.

Drinking on a school night.

Still thinking your friends' mammy is a MILF.

Going into town on leaving cert result night.




What you got?

phasers

Make stupid list threads

before, during or after 30

Berty

Making more than 3 threads in 5 minutes.

Kiera

Berty wrote: »

Making more than 3 threads in 5 minutes.

Its his "thing" he'll burn himself out in a few hours and we wont see him for six months where he'll return and bump all threads he started tonight :rolleyes:

GirlInterrupted

Wearing T-Shirts with 'witty' or explicit legends on them.


now you're talking Iva.

Nevyn

Limiting myself and what I want to do based on what other people think I should or should not do.

Sharpshooter

Berty wrote: »

Making more than 3 threads in 5 minutes.

I think he's planning a coup.
Get all the Mod's busy , and try for a takeover.:pac:

Neamhshuntasach

Dancing. You don't re-earn that right until you are over 60 as younger people think it's cute.

stovelid

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Kegstands - Being held upside down over a keg while someone else makes you drink beer from the tap.

Novelty postcards - topless women, with wish you were here on it sent to your mates.

Pointage - Say "Two Points" when throwing something in the bin.

Going into town on leaving cert result night.

I would have thought people stopped doing these at 19. If they had the rank idiocy to do them in the first place, that is.

OPENROAD

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Wearing T-Shirts with 'witty' or explicit legends on them.


now you're talking Iva.

does that include FCUK T-Shirts?

tony1kenobi

Starting threads?

Berty

Post "Your Ma" replies.






got that one in under the ban radar :cool: Or did I............................ awaits a PM

GirlInterrupted

OPENROAD wrote: »

does that include FCUK T-Shirts?

Absolutely, misspelled anglo-saxon swear words are most definitely included.

Wearing baseball caps after 30 should also be illegal, although I hate this at any age.

M.T

Digesting 10 E's


/Looks


/Yeah what ever

themadchef

Head banging to AC/DC "Whole lotta Rosie" when locked and thinking one is 17 again and can sleep all day till the pain goes away.

Keith186

Living with yore ma.


As in your own ma, not IvaBigWun's.

RATM

"Any man who rides a bus to work after the age of 30 can count himself as a failure in life"
Margaret Thatcher

I'd tend to say that if you raise a son who later tries to instigate a failed coup in Equatorial Guinea whilst using the codename 'Snatcher' that you're a failure as a mother. But that was her take on things you shouldn't be doing over the age of 30.

OPENROAD

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Absolutely, misspelled anglo-saxon swear words are most definitely included.

.

Bugger :D

Placid_Casual

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

Dancing. You don't re-earn that right until you are over 60 as younger people think it's cute.

Ah no, the older I get the more I dance. Not quite 30 yet, I should point out. Though it is looming, distantly yet ominously, on the horizon.

RATM wrote: »

"Any man who rides a bus to work after the age of 30 can count himself as a failure in life"
Margaret Thatcher

I'd tend to say that if you raise a son who later tries to instigate a failed coup in Equatorial Guinea whilst using the codename 'Snatcher' that you're a failure as a mother. But that was her take on things you shouldn't be doing over the age of 30.

And she always seemed like such a nice lady. Are there no heroes left?

GirlInterrupted

OPENROAD wrote: »

Bugger :D

Thats actually my personal favourite, I don't use it often though.

No one over 30 should listen to hip-hop or rap.

No one should really.

Karoma

Teenagers.

CDfm

You can do the same stuff -its the under 30s doing it are old fashioned.

GirlInterrupted

CDfm wrote: »

You can do the same stuff -its the under 30s doing it are old fashioned.

I'm guessing you're over fifty.

Placid_Casual

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

No one over 30 should listen to hip-hop or rap.

No one should really.

Way to write off an entire genre of music!

CDfm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I'm guessing you're over fifty.

No Im not - but I do loads of stuff better than I did in my twenties.

Over 30s do what people below 30 cant afford to.

Are you an under 30 - cos if you are your still a wannabe[

Pherekydes

Live with/off your parents.

GirlInterrupted

Placid_Casual wrote: »

Way to write off an entire genre of music!

Sorry, not nice I know, but I have very niche tastes.

CDfm wrote: »

Are you an under 30 - cos if you are your still a wannabe[

I'm a wannabe over 30? No.

KerranJast

themadchef wrote: »

Head banging to AC/DC "Whole lotta Rosie" when locked and thinking one is 17 again and can sleep all day till the pain goes away.

Screw that. The day that I stop headbanging, hard drinking, marathon gaming and general screwing around is the day I'm put in the box.

CDfm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Live with/off your parents.

that should have finished by 20

CDfm

Get over leaving cert insecurities about correct grammar and punctuation

CDfm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

No one over 30 should listen to hip-hop or rap.

No one should ever listen to hip hop or rap when all the cool people are into Judas Priest.

Cite Encyclopedia dramatica as a credible source on boards

KerranJast

CDfm wrote: »

No one should ever listen to hip hop or rap when all the cool people are into Judas Priest.

Cite Encyclopedia dramatica as a credible source on boards

Hip hop & Rap are going through their 80s Hair Metal equivalent phase anyway. It's all about girls, money and drugs. What happened to writing about your roots?

CDfm

KerranJast wrote: »

What happened to writing about your roots?

Stop looking for greyhairs -they have already arrived

GirlInterrupted

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I'm guessing you're over fifty.

My mistake, over 60 then.

CDfm wrote: »

Get over leaving cert insecurities about correct grammar and punctuation

Or be adult enough to realise that others appreciate an effort.

Keith186

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Sorry, not nice I know, but I have very niche tastes.

Originally Posted by CDfm View Post

Are you an under 30 - cos if you are your still a wannabe[

I'm a wannabe over 30? No.

Ha ha CDfm, you got owned!

Girl Int. there's some good rap, it's not all about guns and drugs and as ****e as the stuff you would hear on the radio.

It's a travesty to just corner off rap when you get to 30. In saying that though I think they stopped making good rap 10/15 years ago so you'd probably be sick of the decent stuff by the age of 30!!

CDfm

Think that counting in multiples of 10 is impressive

Pherekydes

CDfm wrote: »

that should have finished by 20

Agreed.

GirlInterrupted

Keith186 wrote: »

Ha ha CDfm, you got owned!

Girl Int. there's some good rap, it's not all about guns and drugs and as ****e as the stuff you would hear on the radio.

It's a travesty to just corner off rap when you get to 30. In saying that though I think they stopped making good rap 10/15 years ago so you'd probably be sick of the decent stuff by the age of 30!!

I'm sure there is some good rap, its just not what I would automatically put on for myself. And you're right, the content of a lot of the current stuff puts me off, especially the mysogeny.

So, Ice-T and Busta Ryhmes?

Zebra3

Things you shoudn't be doing after you turn 30......

Have posters on your bedroom wall.

OPENROAD

Zebra3 wrote: »

Things you shoudn't be doing after you turn 30......

Have posters on your bedroom wall.

I would say early 20's for that.

Kold

Believe in soul mates.

CDfm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I'm sure there is some good rap, its just not what I would automatically put on for myself. And you're right, the content of a lot of the current stuff puts me off, especially the mysogeny.

So, Ice-T and Busta Ryhmes?

Have stopped believing that rap and WWE are for real and that hip hop is alternative.

The mysogeny is so "bad boy" it makes you wince. To do stuff that well takes practice.

Keith186

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I'm sure there is some good rap, its just not what I would automatically put on for myself. And you're right, the content of a lot of the current stuff puts me off, especially the mysogeny.

So, Ice-T and Busta Ryhmes?

A few Busta Rhymes but mostly Jurrassic 5, Ultramagnetic MC's and there's some other miscellaneous stuff.

Mysogeny a bit harsh? Maybe a little but unfortunately there's a market for the stuff.

Another one...

Smoking - 30 sounds like a good age to stop.

CDfm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

My mistake, over 60 then.

Should change your name to Meangirl -that stung :eek:

Kold

Jurassic 5, DJ Format & Abdominal, MF DOOM, Aesop Rock.

Actually some of the best music out there and my tastes are pretty eclectic. Writing hip hop off as a genre is just ignorant tbh.

Placid_Casual

Kold wrote: »

Believe in soul mates.

So, so cynical.

But yes.

GirlInterrupted

Kold wrote: »

Believe in soul mates.

I never thought I'd agree with this, but yes.

Keith186 wrote: »

A few Busta Rhymes but mostly Jurrassic 5, Ultramagnetic MC's and there's some other miscellaneous stuff.

Mysogeny a bit harsh? Maybe a little but unfortunately there's a market for the stuff.

Another one...

Smoking - 30 sounds like a good age to stop.

I'll try, but possibly not conversion material .

Kold wrote: »

Jurassic 5, DJ Format & Abdominal, MF DOOM, Aesop Rock.

Actually some of the best music out there and my tastes are pretty eclectic. Writing hip hop off as a genre is just ignorant tbh.

No, calling someone ignorant for a lighthearted post is closer to ignorant :P.

fryup

• living with your folks
• playing video games
• drawing the dole for more than 6 months
• doing a FAS course
• eating sweets
• pullin your wire
• watchin killinaskully
• laughing at killinaskully

CDfm

Kold wrote: »

Believe in soul mates.

Thats sad you should believe in soulmates and be even more romantic

CDfm

think farts are funny

jaffa20

Wear tracksuits outside the home
and
get highlights if your a man