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Funniest date?

  • 29-12-2008 03:50AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭


    After reading this, I'm thinking a lot of lads here will have funny dates, so I made this thread. I'm a dateless bo||ox so far, so I have zero in the way of stories, good or bad, so I'll laugh at yours :P :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    That thread welcome both male and female input.
    Do you mean for this to be a serious thread ?
    Please explain how this fits in with the aims and lifetyle of the brotherhood.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    That thread welcome both male and female input.
    Do you mean for this to be a serious thread ?
    Please explain how this fits in with the aims and lifetyle of the brotherhood.


    To help Guide The Brothers into not making the same mistakes, on our quest to find the perfect Brotherette?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Went on a date once, went back to the pothential brotherette's house to "hang-out", She asks me to make her tea, I oblige, I go to the fridge for milk, and I realise there is something amiss.

    THERE WAS NO BACON!!! None.

    I was thinking, maybe she has eaten her supply of Bacon and now there is none left because she is a Bacon Noob.

    I question her, and she tells me she doesn't eat pork, I ask her is it due to religious reasons, because that would be my only way of accepting such insolence and she was hot.

    No, she say, I don't like the taste!!!!!!!

    Thats right, she is an evil b1tch!!!!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,389 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Went on a date once, went back to the pothential brotherette's house to "hang-out", She asks me to make her tea, I oblige, I go to the fridge for milk, and I realise there is something amiss.

    THERE WAS NO BACON!!! None.

    I was thinking, maybe she has eaten her supply of Bacon and now there is none left because she is a Bacon Noob.

    I question her, and she tells me she doesn't eat pork, I ask her is it due to religious reasons, because that would be my only way of accepting such insolence and she was hot.

    No, she say, I don't like the taste!!!!!!!

    Thats right, she is an evil b1tch!!!!

    OK, this thread has to be closed now, that's just going too far. She asked you to make tea and you did???? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Zaph wrote: »
    OK, this thread has to be closed now, that's just going too far. She asked you to make tea and you did???? :confused:

    I was thinking the same thing, he went back to her place and he had to make the tea? crap hostess!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    A chance to snoop is always good!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Making tea for a wimmins, then snooping round through her drawers?

    TLL thataway
    >

    <
    PI thataway.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    then snooping round through her drawers?

    I thought that was the objective :confused: Explains a lot though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I look forward to rereading the Ladies lounge stories, except from the 'perpetrator's' POV.

    Hmm... once took a date to see the Wallace and Grommit movie. THAT was funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I look forward to rereading the Ladies lounge stories, except from the 'perpetrator's' POV.

    Hmm... once took a date to see the Wallace and Grommit movie. THAT was funny.

    What? The movie or the date?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    What? The movie or the date?

    The movie was funny. Since the movie was an integral part of the date, the date became funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,043 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    A girl was introduced to me and a friend one night but she didn't get to hang around and chat to us. The friend who introduced us all later told me that girl wanted to pass me on her number so I got in touch and we arranged to meet.
    I waited at the meeting point until she showed up. We debated what pub to go to and began walking to it. She then turns and asks me "Didn't you wear glasses?"

    "No, that was my friend":eek:

    She insisted she didn't get it wrong but I have my doubts:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,629 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Funniest date

    How has no-one replied with April 1st yet?


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