How can you tell if someone's a virgin?

fryup · 29-12-2008 1:13am #1

seriously,,,,,is there tell-tale signs??

Fizman · 29-12-2008 1:14am

Paint.

And lots of it.

samhail · 29-12-2008 1:14am

ask them ?

or you could rub up against their leg and see if they go running to the toilet.

Ross_Mahon · 29-12-2008 1:15am

Polygraph, The internet sells everything

AckwelFoley · 29-12-2008 1:16am

When u break their hymen they bleed

Hogzy · 29-12-2008 1:16am

the Hymen, Although that can break from doing physical activites such as horse riding!

Google Hymen, im really not in the mood to describe it!

DanGerMus · 29-12-2008 1:18am

Ask her Dad.

Steve · 29-12-2008 1:18am

They generally don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Pherekydes · 29-12-2008 1:19am

snyper wrote: »

When u break their hymen they bleed

Is this foolproof? I heard nearly half the population doesn't have one.

InkSlinger67 · 29-12-2008 1:19am

The male hymen is hard to spot but can be spotted with a keen eye! If you suspect your male friend is a virgin ask him to volunarily pull down his pants for a full inspection with a magnifying glass.

To make it look normal tell him you're gay

Oswald Osbourne · 29-12-2008 1:20am

If they tell you a womans tit feels like a bag of sand.

Hogzy · 29-12-2008 1:22am

Pherekydes wrote: »

Is this foolproof? I heard nearly half the population doesn't have one.

Thats cos they break easily. Like horse riding and stuff

thegrove54 · 29-12-2008 1:22am

stick yer fingers in er if ya feel a ring of skin that feels like it could snap then shebang shes a virgin

Conor108 · 29-12-2008 1:24am

Usually their the ones that post panicky messages on internet forums worried someone will find them out.

RoundyMooney · 29-12-2008 1:24am

fryup wrote: »

seriously,,,,,is there tell-tale signs??

She isn't.

She lied, sorry. She also said it's not normal and it doesn't happen to every guy.

deleriumtremens · 29-12-2008 1:24am

check their browsing history...lots of porn websites = lack of the sechs

monet · 29-12-2008 1:25am

fryup wrote: »

seriously,,,,,is there tell-tale signs??

Do you know when you have sex for the very first time???......................................................................enjoy it;)

Sharpshooter · 29-12-2008 1:25am

snyper wrote: »

When u break their hymen they bleed

You're not kidding?

Average-Ro · 29-12-2008 1:28am

What if a cucumber was used = still a virgin? Or does it have to be alive?...

thegrove54 · 29-12-2008 1:29am

think it has to have a heatbeat

Oswald Osbourne · 29-12-2008 1:30am

Average-Ro wrote: »

What if a cucumber was used = still a virgin? Or does it have to be alive?...

No the girl can be dead and you'll still be taking her virginity.

thegrove54 · 29-12-2008 1:31am

no but for the girl too lose it does the guy have too be alive beucase if not i dont see how its possible unless she waits till is cock gets riggomortis and well ya know does the doo

Sangre · 29-12-2008 1:33am

fryup wrote: »

seriously,,,,,is there tell-tale signs??

you know that jumper you love to wear?

dead give away.

Oswald Osbourne · 29-12-2008 1:33am

Two dead people can have sex and devirginate each other so long as it is consentual.

Average-Ro · 29-12-2008 1:34am

So it doesn't need a heartbeat? Which means you can actually get virgin cucumbers....interesting....

Bob the Builder · 29-12-2008 1:34am

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

No the girl can be dead and you'll still be taking her virginity.

Had a bit of a job getting the legs open, but besides that it was grand.
Wouldn't recommend it though.

Karoma · 29-12-2008 1:36am

...aaaaaand... we're done here. Take your necrophilia fantasies elsewhere.

How can you tell if someone's a virgin?

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