Devising a tunnel system to compete with the metro

WoollyRedHat

Will be cheaper, funner, more economically friendly and will lead into the dail among other cool places

So, who wants to finance it? I need labourers too!


*willl lead into Dail if we ever decide to carry out a coup

AlmightyCushion

Just make a super fun happy slide and call it the hetero. Much better idea than a bloody metro system.

WoollyRedHat

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Just make a super fun happy slide and call it the hetero. Much better idea than a bloody metro system.

Mm, I plan to have a slide all right! Hetero as a name will duly be considered. And you can smoke and drink and whatever for all I care!

Bob the Builder

Can I bring Fluffy? He's a sheep, but i'm sure you'll get on great with him.

He might bring one or two of his relatives also if thats okay. Namely Cotton and Wigger.

shenanigans1982

If you can do this without the scanners so the NWO can't keep tabs on us you're onto a winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WlRcXIO5ik

Wez

WoollyRedHat is # 1!

We need to replace Cow-Man with WoollyRedHat! Atleast more thought goes into your planning!

Zebra3

You might wanna get in touch with a few vets of Long Kesh and old timers of Berlin.

No doubt plenty of vital experience to be gleaned off them.

And one thing, the Dail is not a cool place!!!!!!*




*Not until after the revolution anyway.

mumhaabu

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

willl lead into Dail if we ever decide to carry out a coup

Just divert one of Dublins main sewers; although I'm not sure if it could handle the amount of sh1t emanating from the place.

WoollyRedHat

No scanners, gotcha, sheep are welcome, just none of the perverted ones and dunno about the sewers. I mean, it has to have standards! Every tunnel will lead into every pub: Guaranteed! On the slide will bill be attached sledge like things, to get fast speeds. And I'll try contact Berlin, in fact I'll get there by tunnel.

Bob the Builder

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

No scanners, gotcha, sheep are welcome, just none of the perverted ones and dunno about the sewers. I mean, it has to have standards! Every tunnel will lead into every pub: Guaranteed! On the slide will bill be attached sledge like things, to get fast speeds.

I hate to say it, but you're onto something here... fancy a ministerial position?

Karoma

Meh. I keep telling people: We don't meet a metro, we need a tunnel that leads straight to Spain where most of property that's worth anything is and sunshine.

Bob the Builder

Karoma wrote: »

Meh. I keep telling people: We don't meet a metro, we need a tunnel that leads straight to Spain where most of property that's worth anything is and sunshine.

and one to northern ireland... as it is, they're just going to keep getting busier...

WoollyRedHat

Bob the Builder wrote: »

I hate to say it, but you're onto something here... fancy a ministerial position?

I'm already building a tunnel into that department as we speak, vietnamese style.

As for foreign prospects, that will happen, but unfortunately, until we have power, the government aren't going to like us sneaking into the North, it's a bit like Fantastic Mr.Fox, they have to keep him away from their livelistock, as they're damaging them. Illegeal tunnels will no doubht pop up.

As for Spain, I more or less fancy a roller coaster when it comes to the air bit, then back under afterwards, that'll take a bit of saving.

I need to get talking to Michael O'Leary.

WoollyRedHat

That's a rough outlook there. But now the problem is, how the hell can I get it to go up?

AlmightyCushion

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

That's a rough outlook there. But now the problem is, how the hell can I get it to go up?

Viagra. Lots of viagra.