how hard is it to buy a fake shark fin??

neil_hosey

Anyone any idea where the hell i can buy a fake shark fin???? need a few of them.... google me hole.

Snowie

make one out of peaper mashay and pva glue get some paint sorted.....

Sean^DCT4

Have you tried Finland?

neil_hosey

thats not a bad suggestion but i need about 10 of them.. and i cant make 10!!

tony1kenobi

Steven Speilberg.

neil_hosey

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Steven Speilberg.

Doesnt he just do sharks??


Seriously... anyone know anywhere in dublin or anywhere within 100 miles of Dublin where I can buy FAKE shark fins that you can strap on your back..

davyjose

There's the Fake Sharkfin Hut, that's on third. There's Fake Sharkfins-R-Us, that's on third too. Get ur fake Sharkfins ..... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Fake sharkfin complex on third. In the Fake Sharkfin District.

tony1kenobi

davyjose wrote: »

There's the Fake Sharkfin Hut, that's on third. There's Fake Sharkfins-R-Us, that's on third too. Get ur fake Sharkfins ..... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Fake sharkfin complex on third. In the Fake Sharkfin District.

It really is the one stop shop for shark fins. I always get them there.

Thing is you have to make sure they are fake. Dealers often try to pass real shark fins as fake shark fins. Don't get stung.

themadchef

neil_hosey wrote: »

Anyone any idea where the hell i can buy a fake shark fin???? need a few of them.... google me hole.

You sound like you need them in a hurry. The bad voice inside my head is saying you're going to sabotage a Christmas day swim :eek: Would be a hell of a way of warming up the swimmers all right!

neil_hosey

40 foot ehem ...christmas morning ehem...

nono nothing like that.. as seany mention above we headin to Finland next month and Seans suggestion was to get some shark fins. I said ok.. and now we are looking for some shark fins.

InkSlinger67

I hear Spatula City has a fake shark fin display at the end of their aisles!

11811

chinese soup?

BaconZombie

Photocopier ?

neil_hosey wrote: »

thats not a bad suggestion but i need about 10 of them.. and i cant make 10!!

11811

could you fashion something outta diving fins and few belts?

neil_hosey

davyjose wrote: »

There's the Fake Sharkfin Hut, that's on third. There's Fake Sharkfins-R-Us, that's on third too. Get ur fake Sharkfins ..... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Fake sharkfin complex on third. In the Fake Sharkfin District.

wow thats really hard to say 5 times..

fake sharkfin district
fake sharkfin district
fake sharkfin district
fake sharkfin district
fake sharkfin district

neil_hosey

Cuddleworthy wrote: »

could you fashion something outta diving fins and few belts?

thats not a bad suggestion..

but i was thinking that there was some joke shop you could buy them in but no!! i cant find one anywhere. I know if i made 10 they would fall apart within an hour of wearing them...

I want them made of cast rubber or something. Its gona spend a weekend on the piss in finland so needs to be sturdy and theres no way if i make them outa paper mache or flippers will they be sturdy!

Frisbee

For the sake of not giving us Irish an even worse reputation abroad than we already have, please don't walk around Finland in a fake shark fin.

kthxbye

11811

probably easier to go to greenland and paint yourselves green...
think the 40 foot on xmas morning is a better idea..

Sean^DCT4

Frisbee wrote: »

For the sake of not giving us Irish an even worse reputation abroad than we already have, please don't walk around Finland in a fake shark fin.

kthxbye

Please insert a sense of humour here :cool:

Frisbee

Sean^DCT4 wrote: »

Please insert a sense of humour here :cool:

If you saw a load of italian's walking around town dressed as potatoes I'm sure you'd think they were dopes

davyjose

Frisbee wrote: »

For the sake of not giving us Irish an even worse reputation abroad than we already have, please don't walk around Finland in a fake shark fin.

kthxbye

Finnish women are officially* the sluttiest in Europe, he could probably wear a sharks scrotum - on his head - and still get laid. (Unless he's the guy who started the "Am I cool" thread - he ain't neva gettin laid)

*According to some bloke in pub.

neil_hosey

davyjose wrote: »

Finnish women are officially* the sluttiest in Europe, he could probably wear a sharks scrotum - on his head - and still get laid. (Unless he's the guy who started the "Am I cool" thread - he ain't neva gettin laid)

*According to some bloke in pub.

scrotum ay?

hmm..

11811

fake shark scrotums? not a hope,hard enough to find fins.....

neil_hosey

they seem equally difficult.. cant seem to get either anywhere

Donny5

davyjose wrote: »

Finnish women are officially the sluttiest in Europe, he could probably wear a sharks scrotum - on his head* - and still get laid. (Unless he's the guy who started the "Am I cool" thread - he ain't neva gettin laid)

*According to some bloke in pub.

FYP

CreepingDeath

neil_hosey wrote: »

Anyone any idea where the hell i can buy a fake shark fin???? need a few of them.... google me hole.

How about going to a furniture shop and seeing if they have any furniture foam filling.... like large slabs of yellow foam.
Might be able to cut fin shapes out of them.

Or the likes of Power City might have a load of polystyrene packing from all their electronics good. Might be able to cut something out of that.

Or go into an Art Supply shop, and ask them what materials they have that might be suitable.

bloodedrose

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1067

Here you are. Comes with a shirt and all

The guy

bloodedrose wrote: »

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1067

Here you are. Comes with a shirt and all

Jazzhands not included.

KTRIC

neil_hosey wrote: »

Anyone any idea where the hell i can buy a fake shark fin???? need a few of them.... google me hole.

Here ya go http://tinyurl.com/9h4cbb

neil_hosey

bloodedrose wrote: »

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1067

Here you are. Comes with a shirt and all

WEHAY!!!
super!


now to figure out if they deliver to Ireland... Cheers!!

Dudess

Frisbee wrote: »

If you saw a load of italian's walking around town dressed as potatoes I'm sure you'd think they were dopes

It wouldn't make me think "they're dopes so all Italians must be dopes" though.

NenaghBoy

Are you honestly going to make me wear a sharkfin....?? I've lived there, therefore my reputation is already in tatters...

Oh wait, its not actually a problem then...