Odd People out there

Berty

I was getting my christmas haircut today in my usual barbers.

This girl walks in and asked "Do you shave heads here?". The guy cutting my hair says " sorry Britney your gonna have to take your business elsewhere".

The girl looked out of it on something for a start so off she goes in a huff. Well it is a mens barbers anyway. :pac::pac:

Then this guy arrives in a few minutes later. Now, I heard "I've got a few dents in my head, can you do them for me".

The other guy who was talking to him heard "I want a few of those designs in my head" reffering I guess to those stupid swirls and shi* in young guys hair that they all have these days. He said "try the barbers 5 doors up" and off he went.

He had no hair!!!!

Outside then I was getting into my car and some guy comes up to me giving me **** "thats were I always park on a Saturday, why are you parked there?" I told him where he should go in a standard unpolite manner for that kind of oddball.

Dingatron

This girl walks in and asked "Do you shave heads here?". The guy cutting my hair says " sorry Britney your gonna have to take your business elsewhere".

Nice response.

InkSlinger67

dey tuk err parkin' spaces!!! Rabble Rabble Rabble!!!

Darragh29

Who the f*ck did you think you were parking in that mans space!?!?!?!?!

:D:D

Berty

Darragh29 wrote: »

Who the f*ck did you think you were parking in that mans space!?!?!?!?!

:D:D

It was outside the Veritas shop. They are odd people in there.

FlutterinBantam

Last I heard Newport wasn't quite as exciting or diverse as you portray it.

Any chance you are imagining this sh1t???

Huh??

Berty

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Last I heard Newport wasn't quite as exciting or diverse as you portray it.

Any chance you are imagining this sh1t???

Huh??

Huhh?? back at ya

I dont get my hair cut in Newport any longer because I was concerned about the polish girl rubbing her fetus against me whilst cutting my hair in such a way it made me look like a polish man.

So, I decided to spend that extra €5 and get my hair cut in my friends fathers' barbers in Limerick City. William St Barbers on wait for it...................................William Street.

Im afraid Newport is not as culturally diverse to require a veritas shop just yet.

Nolanger

How much for a Flock of Seagulls haircut?

Berty

A women in front of me on the way home certainly had that flock of seagulls haircut. She was driving a moss with four wheels or 91 volvo covered in moss. Whatever. :pac:

I thought she was wearing some type of hat but getting next to her on a roundabout it appears she was dragged through hedges by dogs and then ravaged by seagulls.

I have seen this happen to somebody before.

Ruu_Old

Berty wrote: »

I was getting my christmas haircut today in my usual barbers.

This girl walks in and asked "Do you shave heads here?". The guy cutting my hair says " sorry Britney your gonna have to take your business elsewhere".

The girl looked out of it on something for a start so off she goes in a huff. Well it is a mens barbers anyway. :pac::pac:

Then this guy arrives in a few minutes later. Now, I heard "I've got a few dents in my head, can you do them for me".

The other guy who was talking to him heard "I want a few of those designs in my head" reffering I guess to those stupid swirls and shi* in young guys hair that they all have these days. He said "try the barbers 5 doors up" and off he went.

He had no hair!!!!

Outside then I was getting into my car and some guy comes up to me giving me **** "thats were I always park on a Saturday, why are you parked there?" I told him where he should go in a standard unpolite manner for that kind of oddball.

"Sure look, did you not see me name written there?"

Mimikyu

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SoWatchaWant

I think Morrisey has a flock of Seagulls.

So, a ghey haircut.

trout

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/retrorandy/flockofseagulls/flockface.jpg

tony1kenobi

Berty wrote: »

I was getting my christmas haircut today in my usual barbers.

What's a Christmas haircut?

brosps

when u land a sick 360-pop shuvit and then sup on a pepsi u moron

brianthebard

Berty wrote: »

Huhh?? back at ya

I dont get my hair cut in Newport any longer because I was concerned about the polish girl rubbing her fetus against me whilst cutting my hair in such a way it made me look like a polish man.

Having the girl rub against you is all part of the experience! I suppose the fetus would be a bit awkward though. I also had a christmas haircut today, the girl who cut it was very tasty. (that's the point of this thread right??)

Ross_Mahon

tony1kenobi wrote: »

What's a Christmas haircut?

I wont be getting one of them this year, Growing me hair to see what its like, Anytime i tried to grow it in the past i got "You look like a Beatle" or "Get your haircut".

Steve

Berty wrote: »

I dont get my hair cut in Newport any longer because I was concerned about the polish girl rubbing her fetus against me whilst cutting my hair in such a way it made me look like a polish man.

Newport? Wales? There's your problem.. you should have turned left when you hit the M1 Berty... :pac:

BravoSierra

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I wont be getting one of them this year, Growing me hair to see what its like, Anytime i tried to grow it in the past i got "You look like a Beatle" or "Get your haircut".

Same here. Regrowing now. In that awful transitional phase where my locks seem to grow upwards. How do those goddam metrosexuals do it?