Trapped in GrandHotel

BaconZombie

Fecking ****..., Im trapped at a XMas party in the arsehole of nowhere, GrandHotel.
How the feck do I get back to town without spend at feckng diot

brianthebard

Is it an office party? Charge the taxi to the company.

Riddle101

hitchike?

Kiera

Well seeing as i live 10 mins away i could give you a lift. But its all toasty here in bed so i wont. Enjoy your walk :P

D.Q

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Fecking ****..., Im trapped at a XMas party in the arsehole of nowhere, GrandHotel.
How the feck do I get back to town without spend at feckng diot

as in the grand hotel wicklow??

haha..if thats the case.. you cant. nobody leaves. we dont like it when you leave.

Fizman

Kiera wrote: »

Well seeing as i live 10 mins away i could give you a lift. But its all toasty here in bed so i wont. Enjoy your walk :P

I mean seriously like. Uncool and uncalled for. :pac:

jimmycrackcorm

Perform an indecent exposure and the Gardai will happily give you a lift into town.

JCDUB

Judging by your post you seem drunk enough to sleep it off under a bush somewhere and worry about it in the morning.

Kiera

Fizman wrote: »

I mean seriously like. Uncool and uncalled for. :pac:

No i said toasty, not uncool.

oztots

DieselQueen wrote: »

as in the grand hotel wicklow??

haha..if thats the case.. you cant. nobody leaves. we dont like it when you leave.

Hotel California?

javaboy

DieselQueen wrote: »

as in the grand hotel wicklow??

haha..if thats the case.. you cant. nobody leaves. we dont like it when you leave.

You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave! <guitar solo>

javaboy

oztots wrote: »

Hotel California?

Damn. I'm gettin' too old for this ****.

Jonathan

Could be the Grand Hotel anywhere..

Biggins

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Fecking ****..., Im trapped at a XMas party in the arsehole of nowhere, GrandHotel.
How the feck do I get back to town without spend at feckng diot

LOL ask at reception is any staff finishing up and can you get a lift with them!

Been there (situation, not place), escaped and never went back too. lol

useful_contacts

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Im trapped at a XMas party

Then why are you on the internet and not at the bar:D

BOFH_139 wrote: »

in the arsehole of nowhere

Your at a party who cares:rolleyes:

Sharpshooter

javaboy wrote: »

Damn. I'm gettin' too old for this ****.

Too much living it up.

Spook_ie

Whatever you do, if it's the Grand Hotel in Malahide, please don't use the local cab company, too much having the AH crowd whining on here without having one in person!!

javaboy

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Too much living it up.

You need to work on your punchlines.

pebbles21

your not in the grand hotel in mumbai by any chance??????

Sharpshooter

javaboy wrote: »

You need to work on your punchlines.

Ah , not at all they are Grand , thotel you what , that wasn't one of them.

OP , how far away from home are you?

Pj!

The grand hotel on Bondi Road?

Stupid kip aint even a hotel.

Mark200

If it's the one in Malahide I could be there in 5 - 10 minutes. I'm not going to, but I could.

RoundyMooney

He's probably making whoopee in the jacks with the buxom divorcee from reception as we speak, and wishing he'd walked. Even if it was from Bondi.

A sinking feeling and approaching nausea is no substitute for fresh air and a brisk walk.

He would answer on thread, but he can't remember if he had his phone in his hand when he commenced foreplay, and doesn't know her well enough to ask yet.

Kiera

RoundyMooney wrote: »

He's probably making whoopee in the jacks with the buxom divorcee from reception as we speak, and wishing he'd walked. Even if it was from Bondi.

A sinking feeling and approaching nausea is no substitute for fresh air and a brisk walk.

He would answer on thread, but he can't remember if he had his phone in his hand when he commenced foreplay, and doesn't know her well enough to ask yet.

He could always ask her for a loan of her phone and ring his. Prob the best part of being with him.....

Sharpshooter

RoundyMooney wrote: »

He would answer on thread, but he can't remember if he had his phone in his hand when he commenced foreplay, and doesn't know her well enough to ask yet.

He could try ringing it , /oh , wait.
You don't get a signal in a tunnel.

RoundyMooney

Kiera wrote: »

He could always ask her for a loan of her phone and ring his. Prob the best part of being with him.....

It isn't a Christmas party (or any party) if you don't round it off by ringing a stuck up...eh, nevermind. Kids will be reading this in the morning.

javaboy

sharpshooterH wrote: »

He could try ringing it , /oh , wait.
You don't get a signal in a tunnel.

I wonder if he had it on vibrate. :P

dSTAR

Which company organizes a party in the boondocks and then tells its staff they have to make their own way home?

Advice of an earlier poster. Grab a taxi, ask for a receipt and then pass on the bill to your boss the next time you are in. They are obliged to make sure you get home in one piece because it is legally company time. Lets say you decided to walk home and fell down out of sheer exhaustion and busted your arm. I am sure the company would be somehow liable for this.

Kinetic^

OP, if you don't score someone at the party tonight, at least you have this offer to fall back on.

Kiera wrote: »

Well seeing as i live 10 mins away i could give you a lift. But its all toasty here in bed so i wont. Enjoy your walk :P

Itsdacraic

I would ask your colleagues for a whip around for a taxi. I'm sure they would all throw in a couple of euro to get rid of the freak who posts on boards in the middle of a Christmas party.

sdanseo

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Fecking ****..., Im trapped at a XMas party in the arsehole of nowhere, GrandHotel.
How the feck do I get back to town without spend at feckng diot

Pffft, it's a hotel, there must be some (consentual) fanny in the building somewhere

Get a room. Clear the mini-bar.

???

Profit.