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  • 15-12-2008 8:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok so AH I have a question.
    So you happen to clone yourself. You then implant all your memories into the clone...then you have sex with the clone!

    Is this gay or masturbation?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    It's actually both with incest added in.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    It's someone with an overactive imagination who was told to go fúck himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Do you have a spare clone on your hands? Don't do it, it's gay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 872 ✭✭✭craiginireland


    it's scary *runs*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Sparky wrote: »
    Ok so AH I have a question.
    So you happen to clone yourself. You then implant all your memories into the clone...then you have sex with the clone!

    Is this gay or masturbation?

    It brings the term 'self-sexual-gay-incest' to a whole new level tbh.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Sparky wrote: »
    Is this gay or masturbation?


    Due to your clone's unlikeliness to want to have sex with you I'd call it rape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    By any chance are you A) Female and have B) A twin sister?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It's a variation on "go fúck yourself"


    Damn too late!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    A more interesting question is if a fly wanders into the Acme Clone-a-matic and the result is a half human half fly, is it gay masturbatory incestuous bestiality?

    Throw in the fact that it was a female fly and then the result would be a half human half fly shemale giving you the awesome porn niche of "Gay Bi Straight Transgender interspecies solo incest bestiality"!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    depends who gives and who takes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You could also ask the same of " If you clone yourself and kill the clone , is it murder or suicide?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    javaboy wrote: »
    "Gay Bi Straight Transgender interspecies solo incest bestiality"!

    That category would just give you an awful pain in your head.
    And no, not that head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    gay..cause a soon as a clone lives it's starts to experiance different things than the original hence becoming a different person..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Ponster wrote: »
    Due to your clone's unlikeliness to want to have sex with you I'd call it rape.
    Ever see that episode of Red Dwarf where cat seen the object of his affection? My clone would <3 me
    IvySlayer wrote: »
    By any chance are you A) Female and have B) A twin sister?

    Female ofcourse
    MooseJam wrote: »
    depends who gives and who takes

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    While its quite obvious why others want to bone me i cant say i'd want to do myself? Surley i could just look in the mirror while i was......

    Meh. This is one fucked up question, Sparks!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    javaboy wrote: »
    Throw in the fact that it was a female fly and then the result would be a half human half fly shemale giving you the awesome porn niche of "Gay Bi Straight Transgender interspecies solo incest bestiality"!

    Haven't seen the first one - have seen "Gay Bi Straight Transgender interspecies solo incest bestiality 2: The search for Spock"

    Kerry Katona played leading lady, fairly poorly in fact! WORST PORN EVER!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    What is, through genetic engenineering, you add/subtract a chromosome, and make them the opposite sex? Would you give your female self a rattle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Sparky wrote: »
    Ok so AH I have a question.
    So you happen to clone yourself. You then implant all your memories into the clone...then you have sex with the clone!

    Is this gay or masturbation?
    Are you reading 'The Time-Traveller's Wife?'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Fecking weirdo!


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