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Armless Man's Assistant

jc7 · 2008-12-12 23:10:56

An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the barman. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the barman if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The barman obliged him. He then asked if the barman would tip the glass to his lips. The barman did this until…

12-12-2008 11:10pm

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An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the barman.

He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the barman if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The barman obliged him.

He then asked if the barman would tip the glass to his lips. The barman did this until the man finished his drink.

He then asked if the barman would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The barman did it and commented, "It must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for you?"

The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is the bathroom?"

The barman quickly replied, "The closest one is in the petrol station about three minutes down the street."

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