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The Toilet Seat: Could someone set my mind at ease?

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  • #32
    dSTAR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Wouldn't it just be easier to piss in the sink?

    Problem solved.

    /Edit apparently someone beat me to it. Great minds and all ...


  • #33
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,423 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Wouldn't it just be easier to piss in the sink?

    Problem solved.

    Not if it has an automatic faucet thing. Burn the mickey off you it would!


  • #34
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    I use one of my feet to put it up, and again to put it down. :pac:

    Well done , you.
    But how do you tuck it back in?


  • #35
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Now then, the real reason to put the seat down.

    The seat is to be placed in the downward position, so that when a woman is to use the toilet, they don't accidentally sit on the ceramic part and hurt there bottom.

    That is it.


  • #36
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Now then, the real reason to put the seat down.

    The seat is to be placed in the downward position, so that when a woman is to use the toilet, they don't accidentally sit on the ceramic part and hurt there bottom.

    That is it.

    Just look at the toilet when you're sitting down. It's not a hard concept to grasp. We somehow manage to do it when we take a dump. How do you not even see it's up on your way to the toilet. Do you walk backwards, squatting over with your ass hanging out or something?


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  • #37
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Now then, the real reason to put the seat down.

    The seat is to be placed in the downward position, so that when a woman is to use the toilet, they don't accidentally sit on the ceramic part and hurt there bottom.

    That is it.
    tbh a woman so retarded as to not notice that the seat was up shouldn't be going to the toilet unattended.


  • #38
    Alessandra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,276 ✭✭✭Alessandra


    Everybody should put the toilet seat and lid down and then flush. This is the most hygenic method and fair to both genders.


  • #39
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Toilet seat up + unflushed floaters + next person in = hilarious consequences.


  • #40
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I <3 GuanYin wrote: »
    Toilet seat up + unflushed floaters + next person in = hilarious consequences.

    :(:(:(:(:(
    Damn you , javaboy.....damn you...



    :(


  • #41
    genericgoon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Alessandra wrote: »
    Everybody should put the toilet seat and lid down and then flush. This is the most hygenic method and fair to both genders.

    Bacteria have rights too! Bloody suffocate them will ya, you big chauvinistic multicellular bully !?!


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  • #42
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    :(:(:(:(:(
    Damn you , javaboy.....damn you...



    :(
    That's not javaboy.


  • #43
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I <3 GuanYin wrote: »
    Toilet seat up + unflushed floaters + next person in = hilarious consequences.
    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    :(:(:(:(:(
    Damn you , javaboy.....damn you...



    :(
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That's not javaboy.

    I know that.:D
    Thanks to javaboy's challange to me for SSF I cannot pun until monday night.
    I really was tempted there.:P


  • #44
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    I know that.:D
    Thanks to javaboy's challange to me for SSF I cannot pun until monday night.
    I really was tempted there.:P

    Ah, I see.


  • #45
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    I know that.:D
    Thanks to javaboy's challange to me for SSF I cannot pun until monday night.
    I really was tempted there.:P

    If it's really funny you can post it..... You'll just have to hope that the children find it just as funny when you're explaining to them why there'll be no Christmas this year. :pac:


  • #46
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    javaboy wrote: »
    If it's really funny you can post it..... You'll just have to hope that the children find it just as funny when you're explaining to them why there'll be no Christmas this year. :pac:

    You would have laughed your A..

    / No.


  • #47
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    You would have laughed your A..

    / No.

    Careful now. Any more of that and I'll tear up the cheque.


  • #48
    McSeamus ORiley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭McSeamus ORiley


    Pіss in the sink, shіt in the bath and squish it down through the plughole.


  • #49
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Ew.


  • #50
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    im a man. Ya never think that by me name lol. I always put the seat down and it wrecks me bulb when others dont. I only crap at home. If im in pub i will either go home and crap then go back to pub or hold it in. It only takes a second to put lid down.


  • #51
    inpornitrust
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭inpornitrust


    i always thought it was an optional extra that no one uses like the flush lever my record is five days without flushing :owhats yours.................


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  • #52
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Pfft, leave it what ever way you use it. If the womenz want to sit down then its up to them to put it down.


  • #53
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Lift seat.
    Cover ceramic bowl with tightly stretched clingfilm.
    Lower seat.


  • #54
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    This thread is taking the piss.

    Who gives a shít anyway?


  • #55
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!


  • #56
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    Careful now. Any more of that and I'll tear up the cheque.

    You wouldn't want to dissapoint the kids sharpy, they were feeling flush all week.


  • #57
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    Jessie Poor Meteoroid wrote: »
    You wouldn't want to dissapoint the kids sharpy, they were feeling flush all week.
    what?

    go suck a lemon.

    sorry, what I meant was:

    go suck a lemon :rolleyes:


  • #58
    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,373 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    If the womenz want to sit down then its up to them to put it down.
    Exactly, if a lad goes in to take a dump and the seat it up he will just put it down, I have never been upset having to do that, nor heard any other lad moan about it.

    I prefer to go in and see the seat up, at least the lad before did lift it up so as not to piss all over it. Worst thing is pub toilets with the seat down swimming in piss.

    Best toilet seat ever


  • #59
    meesa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭meesa


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Well done , you.
    But how do you tuck it back in?

    The other foot....obviously.:rolleyes:


  • #60
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Women NEED to bitch, end of.


    Sort'a like the old climax joke..

    Q: Why do women have multiple orgasims?.

    A: Gives 'em more reasons to moan!.

    :pac:


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  • #61
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    You would have laughed your A..

    / No.
    javaboy wrote: »
    Careful now. Any more of that and I'll tear up the cheque.
    Jessie Poor Meteoroid wrote: »
    You wouldn't want to dissapoint the kids sharpy, they were feeling flush all week.

    He tore up the cheque.:eek:
    I tried so hard too.:(
    I can't help it if l was on a roll last night.


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