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How "troll-ish" are you?

  • 11-12-2008 5:32pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭


    OK, most posters aren't actual trolls but how trollish would you say you are?

    And if so, who do you like winding up?
    Liberals? Conservatives? Everyone?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the cum off an Irish mum...yore Ma to be precise.


    :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SpookyDoll


    I dont set out to wind anyone up but if a gobsh1te gets riled by the truth thats and added bonus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    anyone who is easily offended


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    anyone who is easily offended


    How dare you?!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    anyone who is easily offended
    Its true, you hurt my feelings too many times in the past.....

    *runs to bedroom sobbing inconsolably*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    I don't have a trolley, but I suppose I do occassionally push them in to your ma's supermarket the odd time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    students.....how dare they have opinions!! but since there's no law to stop that i'll settle for belittling those opinions.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    If i can somehow annoy a bleeding heart liberal/moron then i will do so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Ok, this is how trollish I am:

    Mahna mahna
    Doo doo di-do-do
    Mahna mahna
    Doo doo di-doooo


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    People who are easily offended can FUCK OFF


    goatse


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I'm not trollish

    I just hate those (ethnic minorites/genders/professions) SO MUCH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    **** off turd!

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Not very.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    **** off turd!

    :rolleyes:
    Reported for personal abuse
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I like winding people up. I also like winding clocks up.

    I'm a time-keeping trollish bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I'm the biggest troll this site has ever known, but it's gone over people's heads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Often been tempted. Would have to be the coservatives - they're the easest to piss off. Just condone something, or mention art. Job done.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Can't stand the religious or the anti-tracksuits types on here.

    I'd be more of an inactive troll though. I take pleasure in people getting worked up but I'd rarely go in and actively try to wind people up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,816 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Feeling slightly disappointed that a post of mine that I thought was controversial in the latest skanger thread didn't get a reaction. I was expecting indignation from the masses when I checked the thread after work.

    Trolling was not on my mind when I posted but after I clicked the Post button I started to think it might bring down a sh!tstorm on me. Then I kinda was hoping to see what type of reaction it provoked so I guess that was a bit of a trollish thought.

    Basically in non PC terms (I said it more eloquently in the thread in question) I said that when one sees the photos of protesters against a mobile phone tower supposedly causing cancers in their area, one cannot not notice that the protestors and C victims look like total mongs, implying that it is not the transmitter but just that the transmitter is located in an area populated by the genetic dregs of society, likely more genetically pre-disposed to cancer and every other ill going, never mind their socio economic class being much more likely to abuse alchohol and cigarrettes. Its funny how you don't have cancer hotspots around transmitters located in more affluent areas.

    Question is, am I trolling posting that again? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I'm not trollish at all, I'm just class.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Disproving some of the conspiracies from the Conspiracy Theories forum is all the more fun if you can do it without trolling.

    I don't troll but I do like playing Devil's advocate or arguing the underdog's side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I'm not a troll, my logic just won't compute for the meek of mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 ✭✭ElBarco


    Not as trollish as the polish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    just compare Ireland to the UK in any way (stats, policies, laws) and you'll always get the usual, why are using the uk "you know there are hundreds of other countries:rolleyes:"

    Normal after one of them post i like to continue to use the UK as the reference, even if its not needed.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Senna wrote: »
    just compare Ireland to the UK in any way (stats, policies, laws) and you'll always get the usual, why are using the uk "you know there are hundreds of other countries:rolleyes:"

    Normal after one of them post i like to continue to use the UK as the reference, even if its not needed.
    They do the same thing in the uk as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Live in caves, live like cannibals
    Pay our dues and pay our tolls Little Trolls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Wouldn't consider myself to be a real troll, it probably states otherwise in the mods forums, but I do like a good debate so I tend to be very opionated? I guess i'm a right bastard when I think about it :P


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Not even remotely trollish, except after I've had a few beers when I have been known to troll one of the forums I mod. Usually unintentionally, I should add, it's only when I see the next morning what I posted when pissed that the full horror can be assessed. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭mike o


    with short hair i do look like a troll,now i just look like meatloafs younger brother


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Troll troll troll you're boat
    Gently on the sea...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Thor's Hammered


    I hate you all you feckers with your spouting off!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    hmm spouting..............sprouting................... brussel sprouts, christmas dinner, santa, presents, alcohol, time off work. Man you just made my day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Thor's Hammered


    Iang87 wrote: »
    hmm spouting..............sprouting................... brussel sprouts, christmas dinner, santa, presents, alcohol, time off work. Man you just made my day

    way too happy for this thread man, take off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    way too happy for this thread man, take off!

    kinda harsh man kinda harsh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Iang87 wrote: »
    kinder hash man kinder hash

    they're starting younger and younger


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Thor's Hammered


    Iang87 wrote: »
    kinda harsh man kinda harsh


    lol, no harshness intended man, in these times of yuletide & joy I seek solace with the other grumps., you're not grumpy enuff....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    man come on grumpy this time of year on payday when its too cold for scumbags to be out cos they only have three hoodys and two hats so the cold still gets through so they go home to bed. its wonderful the streets can be roamed freely well provided you wrap up well enough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Thor's Hammered


    Iang87 wrote: »
    man come on grumpy this time of year on payday when its too cold for scumbags to be out cos they only have three hoodys and two hats so the cold still gets through so they go home to bed. its wonderful the streets can be roamed freely well provided you wrap up well enough

    i'm one of those scumbags with 3 hoodys and 2 hats....ya startin something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    ya man lets start something, wait you're trying to anger me to ruin my yuletide joy. It worked you chump you're gettin it. i dont know what it is you're gettin yet but when i figure it out it will be got


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    i'm one of those scumbags with 3 hoodys and 2 hats....ya startin something?

    spaaaaaaaaareeee chaaaaaaaaange fooor a hossssteeeeel


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Thor's Hammered


    Iang87 wrote: »
    ya man lets start something, wait you're trying to anger me to ruin my yuletide joy. It worked you chump you're gettin it. i dont know what it is you're gettin yet but when i figure it out it will be got

    ah yes I can feel the darkside embracing you into its cold bosom....welcome, no refunds...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    I'd **** a Troll in the ass if his mother wasn't looking twice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    This is the Atrocity Exhibition, step inside...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,472 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Where would I troll?

    Hmm..cyclist forum for a start.
    I'm a car owner and a cyclist but some of the muppets in there shouldn't be let near a bike. Same for motorists. Some of them shouldn't be let near a bike either :D
    The ladies lounge just to stir up the battle of the sexes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    The ladies lounge just to stir up the battle of the sexes.

    Last I checked ,it was a fairly onesided battle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,287 ✭✭✭crisco10


    I HATE trolling. debates are good but if I felt I was ever saying something purely to wind them up. I wouldn't post. Its just so irritating when people do it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    crisco10 wrote: »
    I HATE trolling. debates are good but if I felt I was ever saying something purely to wind them up. I wouldn't post. Its just so irritating when people do it...

    Terry's "human trolling" sounds like fun :)
    Terry wrote: »
    I worked for a recycling company a few years back.
    ........and the Irish guy who thought he was American and went nuts whenever I told him that Walt Disney was a nazi (human trolling is much more fun than internet trolling. You get to see the reaction on the person's face).


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