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Have you ever stolen anything - What and why?

  • 11-12-2008 4:28pm
    #1
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭


    Well me myself the only things I ever took without paying for was a box of white chalk and this a 2 pound penlight back in the mid-90s when I was only 4 or 5. After I went home I felt really guilty and started crying and my mam and dad brought me back to pay for the things


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  • #2
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Wait. If all pork products have been recalled then where's that smell coming from....


  • #3
    jim o doom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭jim o doom


    When I was really young I was a right little klepto - used to robs sweets, magazines & glow in the dark sticks/jewellery for night time fun when I was about 10 - why? the thrill, free sweets and.... glow in the dark fun! Never got caught, and got out while the going was good - so it's been about 18 years since I have done anything so bold - would I change my younger self? naw I don't think I really hurt anyone way back when :)


  • #4
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Yore Ma's virginity


  • #5
    tallaghtoutlaws
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,067 ✭✭✭tallaghtoutlaws


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Yore Ma's virginity

    Dad????


  • #6
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    tallaghtoutlaws wrote: »
    Dad????

    Whut?

    Ahhhh, look over there
    >>>>



    /runs away


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  • #7
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    In my day it was broken biscuits....

    Our local shop used to have huge jars of broken biscuits and we would rob a few. Got a bit too suss though when 4 lads were walking into a shop in the middle of summer wearing huge German army jackets.


  • #8
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    I stole a girls heart.


    It's under the bed.


  • #9
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Three orange bricks.


  • #10
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I robbed a packet of rashers last week :(


  • #11
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    vinylmesh, take the rape jokes elsewhere.


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  • #12
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    a torch.

    to see in the dark. - surprise surprise.


  • #13
    IsMiseConor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    Loads of those small blue pens out of Argos. Oh and my brothers money.


  • #14
    IRISH RAIL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭IRISH RAIL


    jaysus a fine bunch of master crims Ive never seen before
    im currently planning on hijacking a ship in somalia
    nice work if you can get it. ;)


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I've stole and continue to steal!

    I 've stole time away from my work to post replys to fellow like minded muppets (like me) that is willing to listen to my ramblings on why Sarkosy is the living embodiment of God and why we should all bow before him and the church of the E.U.

    Long live the Federation!


  • #16
    busted flush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    im forever steeling the blinds both big and small.


  • #17
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    a stress ball from pound shop years ago just cos it had a smily face on it.
    Rode around on honda 50 for two weeks in the summer years ago. Never knew it was robbed though.
    Money for fags and beer when i was young.
    Mobile phone cos me one who owned it was a bitch.
    Few other bits and bobs probably lol


  • #18
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    What? A beautiful lady's heart. Why? Because it would fetch over 10 grand on the black market.


  • #19
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    What? A beautiful lady's heart. Why? Because it would fetch over 10 grand on the black market.
    Post reported.

    To suggest that our African brothers and sisters have to resort to paying money to receive a beautiful lady's heart is at best insensitive and at worst racist. Shameful behaviour from a mod.


  • #20
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I've stole a few drinks, that's about it.

    Why? Cause I wanted some alcohol and had no money to buy some.


  • #21
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Pighead wrote: »
    Post reported.

    To suggest that our African brothers and sisters have to resort to paying money to receive a beautiful lady's heart is at best insensitive and at worst racist. Shameful behaviour from a mod.
    Wait a minute. I thought the government banned you.


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  • #22
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Cans of coke, to share with my friends.


  • #23
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Me and my flatmate stole our neighbours pink umbrella earlier merely because the opportunity presented itself.


  • #24
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Pighead wrote: »
    Post reported.

    To suggest that our African brothers and sisters have to resort to paying money to receive a beautiful lady's heart is at best insensitive and at worst racist. Shameful behaviour from a mod.
    please tell me that was taking the piss.if so its funny. If not get a life.


  • #25
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    seanybiker wrote: »
    please tell me that was taking the piss.if so its funny. If not get a life.

    Its Pighead, of course he was taking the piss.


  • #26
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nope, should try it some time.


  • #27
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Its Pighead, of course he was taking the piss.
    I dont look at names when posting on here. Im usually posting from of phone so dont even know who is mod or not or just general gowler.
    Must look at names from now on and get used to messers lol


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