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The Things You Say At Christmas

  • 11-12-2008 10:29am
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10: Don't play with your meat!

    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in.

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.


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