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Kiss of Deaf

  • 09-12-2008 1:25am
    #1
    Valmont
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    A young woman has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.

    The twentysomething woman was taken to hospital in the Chinese city of Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, completely deaf in her left ear after the smooch.

    'The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear,' a medic called Dr Li told state newspaper The China Daily.

    The doctor said the woman's hearing would return to normal within two or three months.

    'While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,' the newspaper added.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1092849/Kiss-deaf-Chinese-girl-loses-hearing-passionate-kiss-ruptures-eardrum.html

    He must have really been sucking.
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Comments

  • #2
    winston82
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    luckily that all he was doin. She should be happy shes still able to walk


  • #3
    5starpool
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    To test how bad her hearing was he should have shouted "BA" in her ear.


  • #4
    hullaballoo
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    *Cups ear*


    WHAT??!


  • #5
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Wow, that must be ear-itating!

    I apologise.


  • #6
    AlmightyCushion
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    Wow, that must be ear-itating!

    Deafinitely. :pac:


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  • #7
    passive
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Wow, that must be ear-itating!

    I apologise.

    that's seariously bad form. You should be deafinitely be punished.

    (edit; ****)


  • #8
    ejmaztec
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    Perhaps he was more used to punctured inflatable dolls.


  • #9
    IvySlayer
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    passive wrote: »
    that's seariously bad form. You should be deafinitely be punished.

    (edit; ****)

    Don't be ear-rational.


  • #10
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Ear we go with all the puns.


  • #11
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Wow, that must be ear-itating!

    I apologise.
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Deafinitely. :pac:
    passive wrote: »
    that's seariously bad form. You should be deafinitely be punished.

    (edit; ****)
    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Don't be ear-rational.
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Ear we go with all the puns.

    And sharpshooterH can't join in! :D


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  • #12
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Ear we go with all the puns.

    I'll keep drum-ing them out.


  • #13
    hullaballoo
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Ear we go with all the puns.
    Puns are about the only thing that's going to drum up a bit of interest, tbh.

    Ed: snarf!


  • #14
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    hullaballú wrote: »
    Puns are about the only thing that's going to drum up a bit of interest, tbh.

    Ed: snarf!

    A laudible effort but a little too late.


  • #15
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Could the same thing happen if she was sucking his cochlea?


  • #16
    javaboy
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Could the same thing happen if she was sucking his cochlea?

    Depending on where he was shoving his cochlea she could have got hearing aids.


  • #17
    Steve
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    That's so scary... it's ear-ie
    Valmont wrote: »
    'While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,' the newspaper added.

    They also advised not to be ear-responsible when it came to future petting sessions.


    /runs


  • #18
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Could the same thing happen if she was sucking his cochlea?

    I heard he gets off on having his pinnas caressed. :o


  • #19
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    ENOUGH!!!!

    You are all just trying to stirrup trouble with those puns, aren't you?


  • #20
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    5starpool wrote: »
    ENOUGH!!!!

    You are all just trying to stirrup trouble with those puns, aren't you?

    Ah I'm not trying to stirrup trouble. I just want to hammer home the point that we're all having fun making puns but sharpshooterH can't join in because of her SSF challenge.


  • #21
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    javaboy wrote: »
    Ah I'm not trying to stirrup trouble. I just want to hammer home the point that we're all having fun making puns but sharpshooterH can't join in because of her SSF challenge.
    That's a bit of a lobe blow.


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  • #22
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That's a bit of a lobe blow.

    Oh is that not aloud?


    That one was bad even for me.


  • #23
    5starpool
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    I just don't cear anymore.


  • #24
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Could the same thing happen if she was sucking his cochlea?

    You mean aural sex?


  • #25
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    javaboy wrote: »
    Oh is that not aloud?


    That one was bad even for me.

    How ear-responsible.


  • #26
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    How ear-responsible.

    Pun reuse. You're out. Thanks for playing. :D


  • #27
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    javaboy wrote: »
    Pun reuse. You're out. Thanks for playing. :D

    NO! Noooooooooo!

    *fades away*


  • #28
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Elbow


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,869 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You all make me feel like this.....

    http://www.explosm.net/db/files/comciperspective4.png


  • #30
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Valmont wrote: »
    A young woman has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.

    And here I was thinking he was sound...


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  • #31
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    This thread is causing ear-reparable damage to the good name of After Hours. :pac:


  • #32
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    SteveC wrote: »
    This thread is causing ear-reparable damage to After Hours. :pac:

    Fixed.


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