a bit of fun

jwshooter

lets have a bit of crack .how bad is your or friends dog . he is so bad he would not smell chips , he is so bad he would not smell a pocheen still if he was drinking from it . you get the pic .

whitser

my mates dog is so bad that he'd be better off putting him in the buy and sell for 450 euro,and selling him to some gullible newbie from dublin as a working dog,"just needs bringing on".

mallards

My mates dog is so bad it thinks its name is 'Come back ya little fecker!'


Mallards.

sixpointfive

i hunted with a lad years ago and his springer was the worst i have ever seen,if he put up a bird he would run the other way with tail btween his legs, he used to have to lift him over ditches when you be getting from field to field and carry him over streams and the ONLY thing the useless fcuk would retrieve was a plastic 7up bottle, wouldnt work to warm himself,

Auldloon

Overheard a shooting mate discussing a dog i was training few years ago saying
"BEST THING HE COULD DO WITH THAT DOG IS SHOOT THE FECKER"
Another mate had a bunch of terriers and springers for hunting foxes called the fuk dogs

jwshooter

i was out with lad a few years back his springer was running wild and and put up some birds out of range .i let a shout to sean do something about your dog ,he says i may put him on the lead i told him il be giving him two foot lead in a minute

cantona1111

You can call my mates springer anything you want, cause he is deaf as a doornail, everytime we go out he runs away, comes home at night though:D,

pullandbang

A chap I know had the best dog ever - he could put up a pheasant where there never was one!

sfakiaman

jwshooter wrote: »

lets have a bit of crack .how bad is your or friends dog . he is so bad he would not smell chips , he is so bad he would not smell a pocheen still if he was drinking from it . you get the pic .

My dog smells like she's having a bag of chips after a feed of pocheen!

stevoman

my seter wouldnt smell a rasher in a frying pan!