Quintessential Skanger Choons

Xavi6

This is meant as a bit of craic and nothing more. What songs, upon hearing them, make you think of 90 degree caps, bum fluff taches and, to quote the Arctic Monkeys, "tracky bottoms tucked in socks"?

Whether you like or loathe them there's plenty out there.

For me -

XTM - Fly On The Wings Of Love
DJ Sammy - Heaven
Tiesto - Adagio For Strings
Mark McCabe - Maniac 2000
Aslan - Crazy World
Scooter - The Logical Song
Darude - Sandstorm
The Wolfe Tones - Celtic Symphony
Cascada - Everytime We Touch
Pete St. John - The Fields of Athenry

(For the record, I love all the above except Aslan, the Wolfe Tones, and Pete St. John)

pierrot

haha, the first thing i thought of when i saw this was the logical song

KnifeWRENCH

Hmm not too sure about Aslan - I know a good few non-scummy types who like them. "Crazy World" is a pretty good song.
The rest are spot on, though.

A couple of others I'd add would be:

"Now You're Gone" by Basshunter
"Bongo Song" by Safri Duo

Bluscreendream

'Snack-lan' :rolleyes:

listermint

You failed to mention any of Scooters hits

listermint

My Fail !!

leincar

I do love a chance to generalise.

All of the following:

HipHop/Rap. That would be the whole genre.
Urban. Everything with this label attached.
Most of Aslan and Oasis in their entirety.
Dare I say everything you would hear on the X-Factor and similar programmes.

leincar

Ooops almost forgot. Everything by the Wolfe Tones.

Nailz

Everything by Basshunter, Cascada, Scooter and Wolfe Tones. Listen to your Heart by DHT, Heaven by DJ Sammy, Infinity 08 by Guru Josh (shame, I liked the original) and anything by the Blackout Crew, I seen them in a night club and I almost though up, and it had nothing to do with how much I drank!

DarkJager

That "Infinity" song...what a horrible sweaty **** stained pile of ****....

KnifeWRENCH

Nailz wrote: »

Everything by Basshunter, Cascada, Scooter and Wolfe Tones. Listen to your Heart by DHT, Heaven by DJ Sammy, Infinity 08 by Guru Josh (shame, I liked the original) and anything by the Blackout Crew, I seen them in a night club and I almost though up, and it had nothing to do with how much I drank!

Aw, fcukin BLACKOUT CREW. There's some daycent choons, boi. FCUKIN' LEDGENDZ!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gNfvU7lTyI

aliqueenb

chipmunk songs arrrrrrgh

Mars Bar

I felt embarrassed for the guys from Blackout Crew when they brought out Put A Dunk On It...absolutely tragic that was.

ZakAttak

Indy types won't want to hear this but scumbags's girlfriends (scumbags WAGS) absolutely love coldplay, to quote "they're fugghin animal so they are!". The flat above me demonstrates this every summer when they have a barbecue on their balcony.

I was happy to hear this, further reinforcing my opinion that coldplay's music is for idiots (and their girlfriends).

hobochris

you forgot the scanger's anthem.... Manic!

Kold

Journey.

Kold

leincar wrote: »

HipHop/Rap. That would be the whole genre.

Skangers never have decent taste in hip hop so no, not the whole genre. Fair enough if you were to say DMX/Fiddy Cent.

MagicMarker

Wonderwall

ShawnRaven

The Streets - Dry yer eyes mate, or whatever that abortion is called.
DJ Quicksilver - Bellisima
Fragma - Toca's Miracle (an abortion compared to the original)
Anything by 50 "I got shot nine times" Cent
Anything by Daddy Puffter, Puff Daddy, P.Diddy, Sean Combs or whatever he's calling himself this year.
That F*ck You song that came out about four years ago.
Oh jesus, i could go on for hours with this sh*t, so i'm gonna stop now.

And for the skangerettes - Anything by Dido