So.......where do you wanna be burried ?

Morrisseeee

I remember someone saying : 'up to me balls in B B Baskin !':eek:
I dunno who said it, but it was a good wan! Sorry BB I hope you're not listening !
So......where do you wanna be burried ?

4zn76tysfajdxp

In the ground.

kf1920

In a cemetery that doesn't open till I'm in my 80's

MIN2511

If i am not cremated i want to be buried in Cork-It's a beautiful city.....


Honestly when i die i hope my organs are donated and i am cremated.... Of what use is my body when i am dead?
Waste of land all these graveyards!

S.I.R

i never wanna be burryed...


im never gonna die

not aslong as the french are still concidered humnas anyways, then ill die.

thelordofcheese

up to my balls in bibi baskin was a Podge and rodge-ism (i think)

Turd Ferguson

I wanna be cremated and have some of my ashes put in little amulets and given to friends. The rest will be brought into high-street shops and secretly sprinkled on womens lingerie.

AckwelFoley

In yore ma

Mark200

I plan on living forever. So far so good

RandolphEsq

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I wanna be cremated and have some of my ashes put in little amulets and given to friends. The rest will be brought into high-street shops and secretly sprinkled on womens lingerie.

Creepy

Kiera

I’d like to be buried out the back beside spot.

Morrisseeee

beside spot

spot being your beloved........elephant !

JohnCleary

Under the sea...
Under the sea...
There will be no acquisitions...
Only friendly crustations...
Under the sea.....

themadchef

If people dont bury me for the love of me they will bury me for the smell of me.

If im dead, im not complaining where.

Ive never seen a coffin on sale and ive never seen a herse with a trailor.

Kiera

Morrisseeee wrote: »

spot being your beloved........elephant !

No he was a dog actually. I'm not sure if anyone has a pet Elephant in Irelend. I could be wrong on this tho. But yeah, he was a dog.

6th

Anyone want to get buried in the loved ones ring?

Turd Ferguson

Kiera wrote: »

I'm not sure if anyone has a pet Elephant in Irelend.

Pets - No
Girlfriends - Yes

Baraboo

The Bibi Baskin comment was, I believe a reply to Larry Gogan live on air in one memorable interview. Still remember falling out of my chair laughing....

homerun_homer

Morrisseeee wrote: »

I remember someone saying : 'up to me balls in B B Baskin !':eek:
I dunno who said it, but it was a good wan! Sorry BB I hope you're not listening !
So......where do you wanna be burried ?

Someone had said it on Larry Gogan's Just A Minute quiz years ago. legend.

I might get cremated, haven't a clue where I should or would be buried. My family are originally from the north so no one has died and been buried down here yet for me to join them in a plot.
God this is morbid:)

CreepingDeath

Kiera wrote: »

No he was a dog actually. I'm not sure if anyone has a pet Elephant in Irelend. I could be wrong on this tho. But yeah, he was a dog.

I heard you wanted to be stuffed and mounted... although that could've been in relation to a chipshop and male passers-by after a night out.

ShooterSF

snyper wrote: »

In yore ma

A rare "Yore ma" hit. Proof that, on occasion used by someone with a suitable twisted sense of humour, it can work.

Zangetsu

Stuck on a raft, and burned while floating downstream...

6th

6th wrote: »

Anyone want to get buried in the loved ones ring?

Seriously folks, click the link.

Terry

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I heard you wanted to be stuffed and mounted... although that could've been in relation to a chipshop and male passers-by after a night out.

Infraction given.

Dave!

Will probably give my body to medical people... Then cremation.

ShooterSF

6th wrote: »

Seriously folks, click the link.

Dont get it.

deleriumtremens

snyper wrote: »

In yore ma

Cant believe it took 7 posts!!!! The perfect situation for a "yore ma" though.

Aligator Farmer

I think we should start shipping the dead to Mars.
Just so people in the future can ask "What were they thinking?"

smokingman

I have a family tomb from the 1500s...hopefully going in there

Dinter

I want my corpse to be stuffed and used in all sorts of "weekend at Bernie's" type adventures.

HalloweenJack

I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown off the top of Corcovado. Or Bray Head.

Disco Bandit

6th wrote: »

Seriously folks, click the link.

i dont know much at all about dimonds etc but that seems like alot of rock for a small amount of 'carbon'...
nice idea though. you'd end up in a pawn shop forever...

i want to be blasted into space. into the sun maybe... unlikely some how...

KnifeWRENCH

After my organs have been donated, I'd like what's left of my body to be fired into outer space.

Aligator Farmer

Rather than being buried, I think I'd like to replace Keith Richards.

Turd Ferguson

I would like my penis to be stuffed and a turned into a vibrator so even in death I can make women cum.

Ross_Mahon

Launched into space like Spock, hoping that i can somehow be brought back.

Borneo Fnctn

You know that big cross they put up for the pope in the Phoenix Park? Yeah knock that motherfcuker down and bury me right there.

admiralofthefleet

i want to be buried conkers deep in rebecca loos

ScumLord

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I would like my penis to be stuffed and a turned into a vibrator so hopefully in death I can finally make women cum.

fixed that for you.

I want to be feed to the local wildlife like them monks. Or maybe burned in a field like darth vadar.

biko

Damn you 6th. That's what I wanted to add.

Actually I'd like to be cremated and scattered over the sea or a mountain or similar.

Dubh Geannain

I watched The Fountain at the weekend. Not a great flick tbh, but I got a good idea out of it I reckon I might do.

When your buried, they plant an acorn seed (or whatever) above you, then you will become part of that tree when the roots use your decaying corspe for nourishment, provided the worms don't get ya first.

You could have a whole family orchard

Fratton Fred

I don't understand why people plant dead bodies, they ain't gonna grow.

burn me and put the ashes in the bin for all I care. Hopefully by that time my liver will be so full of alcohol it will take a week to put out the flames.

ART6

I want to be buried at sea in a sailcloth bag with a thread through my nose and a cannonball at my feet. Then the fish will chew on me, and sometime later some of you going to the chipper will be eating bits of me. It's a thought that gives me dark satisfaction:cool:

RandolphEsq

Taxidermist or waxified!

PogMoThoin

Had an Uncle who couldn't decide whether to be buried at sea or cremated...............We poached him

Alun

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I don't understand why people plant dead bodies, they ain't gonna grow.

burn me and put the ashes in the bin for all I care. Hopefully by that time my liver will be so full of alcohol it will take a week to put out the flames.

Well, actually in a way they can ....

In Sweden, I believe it is, you can have your body freeze-dried and then crushed down to a powder retaining all the natural nutrients etc. unlike cremation which results in a completely sterile dust. This is then used to fertilize a tree sapling that's planted in a special garden in your remembrance. Now that's a nice way to go if you ask me.

cock robin

I wanna be buired in Nigella Lawsons clunge.

Krieg

If you get buried in a cemetary, I believe theres a good chance you'll end up being dug up after 100 years by a JCB, after the local authority decide the graveyard is too old and deserves to bulldozed and turned into another road. After the JCB is done tossing your remains around, along with everyone else's. Dogs and necrophiliacs will rush over and use the remains for their own nefarious uses. Your skull will be taken home by one of the diggers who think it will be a great party piece/ash tray but decide after a couple weeks that its a bit too weird and throw it into the neighbours garden.

Cremated and dumped (Sorry, scattered) ftw