Selling pets... Where to go?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

So I have a pet that I wish to sell... Where should I go to sell it? I cannot sell pets on boards. I did go to the buy and sell but not one call about it. Anyone know anywhere else you could sell live animals? Thanks :P

Danbo!

The Animal and Pet issues Forum

6th

What type of animal is it? Would your local take-away be interested? Is it a swan?

biko

Sell it to medical research.
Or contact GSPCA.

admiralofthefleet

sell it to the hobo's at yore nearest canal

oztots

halting site

6th

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

So I have a pet that I wish to sell... Where should I go to sell it? I cannot sell pets on boards. I did go to the buy and sell but not one call about it. Anyone know anywhere else you could sell live animals? Thanks :P

So come on Op, be honest for a second. Is this thread a sneaky way for you to generate interest in the pets you want to sell? You can tell me.

Zangetsu

Any Chinese restaurant on the north side will take it...

themadchef

Don't sell it. if times get hard enough you can always roide it or eat it.

Radharc na Sleibhte

You wanna SELL a PET?

Pighead

Why would you sell a pet? A pet is supposed to be for life. Just because it's not cuddly anymore doesn't mean it's ok for you to throw it away. If that were the case your mother would have thrown you out years ago.

How would you like to wake up some afternoon to be confronted with a thread titled "Selling Iamxavier....Where to go? Not a lot.

ShooterSF

oztots wrote: »

halting site

They said "Sell"...

ScumLord

2nd hand pets don't sell well. People only want pets while their cute and cuddly as you've proved with this post.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

noblestee wrote: »

The Animal and Pet issues Forum

No allowed sell on boards

6th wrote: »

So come on Op, be honest for a second. Is this thread a sneaky way for you to generate interest in the pets you want to sell? You can tell me.

Knew you would say that, well not you but someone. No it is not, but you are free to PM me if you are that curious. I will not accept any offers though, mwahahaha :P

Zangetsu wrote: »

Any Chinese restaurant on the north side will take it...

Too expensive for any such resturaunt... especially on the north side.

themadchef wrote: »

Don't sell it. if times get hard enough you can always roide it or eat it.

I wouldn't have enough lube to enter this animals hole... not even its mouth. I could try something else though.

MikeySligo wrote: »

You wanna SELL a PET?

That's what I said... Well done, I can organise to get you a blue peter badge soon.

Pighead wrote: »

Why would you sell a pet? A pet is supposed to be for life. Just because it's not cuddly anymore doesn't mean it's ok for you to throw it away. If that were the case your mother would have thrown you out years ago.

How would you like to wake up some afternoon to be confronted with a thread titled "Selling Iamxavier....Where to go? Not a lot.

Assumption is the mother of all fcuk ups Why you assume that I don't want it? It's not cuddly at all but I do love it. However my new landlord does not allow pets and my parents do not like this type of animal. Fcuked if I am giving it away too, cost me too much

My mother tried to sell me but nobody wanted me, she even abandoned me but I was too stuborn and found my way home

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

ScumLord wrote: »

2nd hand pets don't sell well. People only want pets while their cute and cuddly as you've proved with this post.

Assumptions assumptions, I love how people get it in their thick skulls that it's not what I want anymore... pfft... I would keep this pet if I could, but I can't so selling it

it's actually 3rd hand, I am the 3rd person to own it in the past 2.5 years

oztots

ShooterSF wrote: »

They said "Sell"...

How much for tha hoss boss?

admiralofthefleet

ill look after it for you op, i just have to buy a pillow case and some bricks first

oztots

What kind of animal is it?
Then we might be able to recommend some culinary delights with it.

Pighead

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Assumption is the mother of all fcuk ups Why you assume that I don't want it? It's not cuddly at all but I do love it. However my new landlord does not allow pets and my parents do not like this type of animal. Fcuked if I am giving it away too, cost me too much

My mother tried to sell me but nobody wanted me, she even abandoned me but I was too stuborn and found my way home

Rubbish excuse. You had the choice of where you wanted to live.

You could have lived in a "pet friendly" house or a "Sorry mate, no pets here, you're gonna have to sell it now but I doubt anybody will buy it therefore you've just signed it's death warrant" house.

If you brought a child to the cinema to see Wall-e and they told you that you weren't allowed to bring the child in, would you still enter? NO!

You should change your name to Iampetkiller. Sorry buddy but your wishy washy excuses don't wishywash with Pighead.

iPlop

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

So I have a pet that I wish to sell... Where should I go to sell it? I cannot sell pets on boards. I did go to the buy and sell but not one call about it. Anyone know anywhere else you could sell live animals? Thanks :P

Butchers or chinese take away

Smart Bug

Try your local mart.

biko

Maybe there's a pet exchange?
"Collie swapped for kettle" type thing.

iPlop

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Assumptions assumptions, I love how people get it in their thick skulls that it's not what I want anymore... pfft... I would keep this pet if I could, but I can't so selling it

it's actually 3rd hand, I am the 3rd person to own it in the past 2.5 years

I'll roast the bollox off it if you want;)

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Pighead wrote: »

Rubbish excuse. You had the choice of where you wanted to live.

You could have lived in a "pet friendly" house or a "Sorry mate, no pets here, you're gonna have to sell it now but I doubt anybody will buy it therefore you've just signed it's death warrant" house.

If you brought a child to the cinema to see Wall-e and they told you that you weren't allowed to bring the child in, would you still enter? NO!

You should change your name to Iampetkiller. Sorry buddy but your wishy washy excuses don't wishywash with Pighead.

Whatever dude... you seem to know everything, yet nothing at the same time. Your smartness will only get so far.

I am not killing the pet, although I could, would be fun to study it's insides.

It is my pet, it is mine to do what I wish with it, although you may find it moraly wrong or just outright wrong, fact of the matter is that I do not care what you actually think is right or wrong.

I could do with the extra money.

yes it is my decision to live where I want to live. Therefore chosing where I am going to move. I care more for location and facilities than "OMG I can't bring my pet??? Boohoo"...

Asking for info, not a lecture on life and the differance between right and wrong.

biko

If it's a expensive type pet I'm sure there are people that would gladly take a pedigree, just not us in After Hours
Try speciality websites.

Pighead

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Whatever dude... you seem to know everything, yet nothing at the same time. Your smartness will only get so far.

I am not killing the pet, although I could, would be fun to study it's insides.

It is my pet, it is mine to do what I wish with it, although you may find it moraly wrong or just outright wrong, fact of the matter is that I do not care what you actually think is right or wrong.

I could do with the extra money.

yes it is my decision to live where I want to live. Therefore chosing where I am going to move. I care more for location and facilities than "OMG I can't bring my pet??? Boohoo"...

Asking for info, not a lecture on life and the differance between right and wrong.

Pighead is giving you info. Here it is- Never ever get a pet again.

You're a rubbish owner with a rubbish attitude and but for your good looks and cheeky smile you would end up a sad lonely old man, whistfully sitting by the fire regretting the day he sent poor old Rex to an early grave.

Kiera

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Whatever dude... you seem to know everything, yet nothing at the same time. Your smartness will only get so far.

I am not killing the pet, although I could, would be fun to study it's insides.

It is my pet, it is mine to do what I wish with it, although you may find it moraly wrong or just outright wrong, fact of the matter is that I do not care what you actually think is right or wrong.

I could do with the extra money.

yes it is my decision to live where I want to live. Therefore chosing where I am going to move. I care more for location and facilities than "OMG I can't bring my pet??? Boohoo"...

Asking for info, not a lecture on life and the differance between right and wrong.

Woooo easy there tiger!

Is it a lizard?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Smart Bug wrote: »

Try your local mart.

Explain this one to me. My local cattle mart or something?

biko wrote: »

Maybe there's a pet exchange?
"Collie swapped for kettle" type thing.

Need to get rid of it, I don't have the room for a dog or cat unfortunately.

Septic Leper wrote: »

I'll roast the bollox off it if you want;)

Not sure if it has one or not mate. Doubt you would get much eating on it anyway.

iPlop

Septic Leper wrote: »

I'll roast the bollox off it if you want;)

again;)

Smart Bug

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Whatever dude... you seem to know everything, yet nothing at the same time. Your smartness will only get so far.

I am not killing the pet, although I could, would be fun to study it's insides.

It is my pet, it is mine to do what I wish with it, although you may find it moraly wrong or just outright wrong, fact of the matter is that I do not care what you actually think is right or wrong.

I could do with the extra money.

yes it is my decision to live where I want to live. Therefore chosing where I am going to move. I care more for location and facilities than "OMG I can't bring my pet??? Boohoo"...

Asking for info, not a lecture on life and the differance between right and wrong.

For the love of crimeny what manner of beast is it? Curiosity is giving me the sh!ts here.

themadchef

My advice. Condoms, lots and lots of condoms.



Next pad may not allow kids :eek:. Though babies fetch a higher price on the black market....

6th

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

I could do with the extra money.

I knew it was all about the money. Drumming up interest and welcoming PMs. Release the little guy into the wild.

ScumLord

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Need to get rid of it, I don't have the room for a dog or cat unfortunately.

Your being very evasive. What is it? Is it horse?

anniehoo

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is giving you info. Here it is- Never ever get a pet again.

You're a rubbish owner with a rubbish attitude and but for your good looks and cheeky smile you would end up a sad lonely old man, whistfully sitting by the fire regretting the day he sent poor old Rex to an early grave.

Pighead people buy and sell animals all the time. People buy puppies,kittens,horses,cattle from breeders..whats the difference here? The OPs circumstances have changed, cant keep a pet and is trying to find it a home..albeit getting some money back on it, i think thats the issue for ya here!

OP..i recommend contacting an Association of whatever species is it is and go from there! It doesnt sound like a dog or cat so if you're the 3rd owner in as many years it sounds like an exotic animal of some sort.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is giving you info. Here it is- Never ever get a pet again.

You're a rubbish owner with a rubbish attitude and but for your good looks and cheeky smile you would end up a sad lonely old man, whistfully sitting by the fire regretting the day he sent poor old Rex to an early grave.

Do you get off on posting stuff like that? Obviously... Your opinions do not matter to me, so please run along little boy and shhh!!! Mammy and daddy should get busy making a replacement to be honest... sell you

Nah I have had lots of pets, from sheep to birds, dogs and stray cats. So no, I am not a rubbish owner, just time for me to say goodbye You should picket outside dail to criminalise the sale of pets, not animals, but pets.

Kiera wrote: »

Woooo easy there tiger!

Is it a lizard?

Hehe, close :P

Kiera

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Not sure if it has one or not mate. Doubt you would get much eating on it anyway.

You don’t know if your pet is a boy or a girl? What kind of owner are you? Drop the hand and find out FFS!

themadchef

Smart Bug wrote: »

For the love of crimeny what manner of beast is it? Curiosity is giving me the sh!ts here.

Im guessing lizard type thingy, or snake.


In no way does your choice of pet reflect your personality

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

6th wrote: »

I knew it was all about the money. Drumming up interest and welcoming PMs. Release the little guy into the wild.

No no, can't do that, it would die. Bird would probably get it...

ScumLord wrote: »

Your being very evasive. What is it? Is it horse?

My evasiveness is working and keeping interest in this post, therefore generating the information which I need... It's a corn snake by the way. A little over 2.5 years old. It's name is cyd (We think it is a male, not 100%)

anniehoo wrote: »

Pighead people buy and sell animals all the time. People buy puppies,kittens,horses,cattle from breeders..whats the difference here? The OPs circumstances have changed, cant keep a pet and is trying to find it a home!

OP..i recommend contacting an Association of whatever species is it is and go from there! It doesnt sound like a dog or cat so if you're the 3rd owner in as many years it sounds like an exotic animal of some sort.

Don't worry anniehoo, I couldn't avoid pigheads wrath for ever. He does this from time to time, picks some poor bastard and beats him with the sometimes "funny" stick to aquire love and admiration from the other posters... at the cost of innocent auld me.

ShooterSF

Its obviously a french poodle. The OP is just too embaressed to admit it.

Pighead

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

Do you get off on posting stuff like that? Obviously... Your opinions do not matter to me, so please run along little boy and shhh!!! Mammy and daddy should get busy making a replacement to be honest... sell you

Nah I have had lots of pets, from sheep to birds, dogs and stray cats. So no, I am not a rubbish owner, just time for me to say goodbye You should picket outside dail to criminalise the sale of pets, not animals, but pets.

You dismiss Pighead as being but a little boy who knows not what he talks about. You are wrong iamxavier.

Having killed 14 dogs, 7 cats, 3 donkeys and a stinking hobo from Carlow, over the years, Pighead knows exactly what he is talking about.

iPlop

Kiera wrote: »

You don’t know if your pet is a boy or a girl? What kind of owner are you? Drop the hand and find out FFS!

or just bang the hole off it and wrap it up in sellotape so it doen't burst;)

ShooterSF

Pighead wrote: »

Having killed a stinking hobo from Carlow, over the years, Pighead knows exactly what he is talking about.

I lost a hobo in Carlow a few years ago. Spend ages putting up posters. You heartless Bastard.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Kiera wrote: »

You don’t know if your pet is a boy or a girl? What kind of owner are you? Drop the hand and find out FFS!

In order to find out the sexual orientation of the snake I would have to get a professional to probe it with a stick. Would you like to be probed in your bum with a long stick? The lenght of the passage determines if it is a male or female, it can be dangerous to do and damage to poor little thing, I do not want to torment it for my own curiosity.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Pighead wrote: »

You dismiss Pighead as being but a little boy who knows not what he talks about. You are wrong iamxavier.

Having killed 14 dogs, 7 cats, 3 donkeys and a stinking hobo from Carlow, over the years, Pighead knows exactly what he is talking about.

I am the opposite, as I have already proven... pfft, you killed animals, I am only selling them. Stop your whining, christ.

Kiera

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

In order to find out the sexual orientation of the snake I would have to get a professional to probe it with a stick. Would you like to be probed in your bum with a long stick? The lenght of the passage determines if it is a male or female, it can be dangerous to do and damage to poor little thing, I do not want to torment it for my own curiosity.

Would i like to or have i been? :P

ShooterSF

Kiera wrote: »

Would i like to or have i been?

I find that offensive. It's only funny when a man says it about a woman who then proceeds to be offended.

iPlop

I told you just RAM your dick up it's ass and YOU will find out if it's male or female:rolleyes:

Pighead

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

IStop your whining, christ.

That's Jesus to you.

Kiera

ShooterSF wrote: »

I find that offensive. It's only funny when a man says it about a woman who then proceeds to be offended.

Meh!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Kiera wrote: »

Would i like to or have i been? :P

Would you like to be. This offer stands for eternity.

Septic Leper wrote: »

I told you just RAM your dick up it's ass and YOU will find out if it's male or female:rolleyes:

It's hole is too small, I am not into snakes anyway, just furry bears and the odd woman.

Pighead wrote: »

That's Jesus to you.

Oh? we are on a first name basis? cool :P

PurpleBerry

Caiden Important Pedigree wrote: »

I am not into snakes anyway, just furry bears and the odd woman.

Okay, okay, okay. Just how odd a woman are we talkin' here?