Lance Armstrong !

Morrisseeee

Lance Armstrong.......
Age 37.......
Going for another Tour De France......
Wow.....
Whats he on (apart from his bicycle !) ?
Whatever it is I want it too !!! :eek::p

AnonoBoy

Morrisseeee wrote: »

Whats he on (apart from his bicycle !) ?

Maybe he's high on life.

Or steroids of some description perhaps.

loobylou

Saw him in a head shop in town yesterday.

helimachoptor

He's hooked on oestrogen.. why do you think he took his testicle out

iPlop

that and he **** about 20 times a day while squatting on his own frozen sh!te ,says it gives him some kind of lift

AnonoBoy

helimachoptor wrote: »

why do you think he took his testicle out

The BBC just apologised for somebody doing that on air:

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/uk/Latest-BBC--apology-as.4750171.jp

Turd Ferguson

Ah, he's no Stephen Roache and he never will be!!

RichTea

He's running on the America Power!........and speed.

Aidric

He has a strange affinity for yellow.

Turd Ferguson

He's the new spokesman for Power Thirst*



*for those that dont know, youtube powerthirst and watch the video

biko

He should change his name to Legstrong, or Headstrong.

PeakOutput

if he gets caught doping this time it ruins his entire career dont know why he would risk it

brianthebard

The cycling governing body can't afford to catch Armstrong, their sport is already in the gutter as it is.

PeakOutput

true enough im not a cyclist but i like watching the tour de france. i love the idea that lance represents i just dont believe in reality that he is clean

Terry

What a great name.

ben bedlam

Lance has been away from cycling for a bit now, but he said getting back into it is just like riding a bike

iPlop

ben bedlam wrote: »

Lance has been away from cycling for a bit now, but he said getting back into it is just like riding a bike

I have to say it YORE MA is a bike:D

Danbo!

Septic Leper wrote: »

I have to say it

why did you have to?

conceited

It's all genetics .

aphex™

His lungs take in way more oxygen than a normal person. That's how he does it.

None of you seem to be aware of that.

conceited

aphex™ wrote: »

His lungs take in way more oxygen than a normal person. That's how he does it.

None of you seem to be aware of that.

what aphex said

RichTea

aphex™ wrote: »

His lungs take in way more oxygen than a normal person. That's how he does it.

None of you seem to be aware of that.

That and his hear is a 1/3rd larger than average too. People want to believe the worst in people.

loobylou

RichTea wrote: »

That and his hear is a 1/3rd larger than average too. People want to believe the worst in people.

Is that his ear or his hair. Probably just the side effects either way.

Morrisseeee

Ah, he's no Stephen Roache and he never will be!!

Isn't there a CLOUD over his career aswell ? ie. that dodgy doctor that was in his team at the time, I remember a documentary about it a long time ago !
Also, Stephen's son is doing well at the mo, big things are expected !!

CoachBoone

Armstrongs VO2 max is massively higher than most normal people. He doesnt produce as much lactic acid as most normal people either meaning his muscles dont fatigue as easily as normal peoples he can also recover from stress/fatique much faster.

That said, I find it somewhat incredible that he did all he did after his Cancer Scare, his chances of survival were much lower than was reported apparently.

RichTea

loobylou wrote: »

Is that his ear or his hair. Probably just the side effects either way.

Meant to say heart.

kevpants

Feed the warrior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHtFixj0cWk

RichTea

CoachBoone wrote: »

Armstrongs VO2 max is massively higher than most normal people. He doesnt produce as much lactic acid as most normal people either meaning his muscles dont fatigue as easily as normal peoples he can also recover from stress/fatique much faster.

That said, I find it somewhat incredible that he did all he did after his Cancer Scare, his chances of survival were much lower than was reported apparently.

Yep true that. Meant to be closer to 5% instead of what the doctors told the lad. Incredible. The brothers had cancer for a few years and is always on the bike. Bit of an inspiration this Lance lad.

Turd Ferguson

Morrisseeee wrote: »

Isn't there a CLOUD over his career aswell ?

No, its all lies!!!!!!!!!

Shazbot

aphex™ wrote: »

His lungs take in way more oxygen than a normal person. That's how he does it.

None of you seem to be aware of that.

And you don't seem to be aware of the fact that it's not how much oxygen you can inhale but rather than how fast you can distribute it throughout your body.

That's why cyclist abuse EPO (erythropoetin). It increase's the production of red blood cells so they can transport more oxygen.

stovelid

What type of fcuking name is Lance, anyway?

Fratton Fred

get a car, FTW, tbh.