If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Best ever AH posts ... you decide!!!

Gandalf23 · 2008-12-01 11:54:16

I'm not really an AH regular ... more of an AH lurker/stalker really. However, during the odd wet Sunday afternoon I spend browsing these wonderful forums I have had many a laugh, and indeed I have often found many nuggets of amazing, informative, and useful information. So is there such a thing as a "top 10 best ever AH…

01-12-2008 11:54am

#1

Gandalf23

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 1402

I'm not really an AH regular ... more of an AH lurker/stalker really.

However, during the odd wet Sunday afternoon I spend browsing these wonderful forums I have had many a laugh, and indeed I have often found many nuggets of amazing, informative, and useful information.

So is there such a thing as a "top 10 best ever AH posts"? If not, I say we should have one!!!

I invite you to link to what you think are the best ever AH single posts, and we might be able to get a top 10 (or more) before the end of the year (maybe a poll or something to decide ... lets see what happens ).

0

Comments

#2 01-12-2008 11:57am

Jesus Wept

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2006

Posts: 24781

meh.

0
#3 01-12-2008 11:57am

Insect Overlord

Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 28740

Let's get this one out of the way good and early:

Ahem... Yore ma.

/grabs coat

0
#4 01-12-2008 12:00pm

Turd Ferguson

Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2005

Posts: 4118

An Fhile wrote: »

Let's get this one out of the way good and early:

Ahem... Yore ma.

/grabs coat

Yore ma? I belive thats every single entry in the top 100000000000000000000000000000000 posts of the last week.

And OP if you want to get the top 10 AH posts go to my profile page->stats->find all posts

You're welcome

0
#5 01-12-2008 12:05pm

iPlop

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 2728

yore owl-one's a hammer

0
#6 01-12-2008 12:06pm

cormie

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2003

Posts: 18871

This and reply #21

0
Advertisement
#7 01-12-2008 12:12pm

biko

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2005

Posts: 75622

Pretty much anything by Pighead. Can't think of a particular one.

0
#8 01-12-2008 12:16pm

kraggy

Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2004

Posts: 6088

biko wrote: »

Pretty much anything by Pighead. Can't think of a particular one.

How about the one where he pointed out to a user he disagreed with that their username was an anagram of retard or something.

Wouldn't even know where to start lookin..

0
#9 01-12-2008 12:20pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

kraggy wrote: »

How about the one where he pointed out to a user he disagreed with that their username was an anagram of retard or something.

Wouldn't even know where to start lookin..

That was a classic.

Some day I'm going to marry Pighead!

0
#10 01-12-2008 12:24pm

cormie

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2003

Posts: 18871

Here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055249267&highlight post 4

0
#11 01-12-2008 12:25pm

themadchef

Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2006

Posts: 5719

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That was a classic.

Some day I'm going to marry Pighead!

I Believe we should form an orderly queue. He sounds dreamy

0
Advertisement
#12 01-12-2008 12:25pm

Terry

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2004

Posts: 24892

Close: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56642992

0
#13 01-12-2008 12:30pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

themadchef wrote: »

I Believe we should form an orderly queue. He sounds dreamy

It's his love of anagrams that gets me!

0
#14 01-12-2008 12:37pm

Gandalf23

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 1402

OK, we have,

kick in the face

Pighead "r.rated" anagram

Pighead dr.bollocko

Keep em coming ...

0
#15 01-12-2008 12:41pm

Turd Ferguson

Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2005

Posts: 4118

Never saw the face kicker before.
Somebody please un-ban him!!!!

0
#16 01-12-2008 12:41pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

Probably shouldn't nominate myself but I was particularly proud of this post of mine (reply #5):

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055397121

0
#17 01-12-2008 12:51pm

LolaLuv

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2008

Posts: 2465

The kick in the face thing was brilliant. And I'll agree with whoever said anything Pighead has ever written!

0
#18 01-12-2008 12:54pm

Heisenberg.

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 7042

This post has been deleted.

0
#19 01-12-2008 12:56pm

Danbo!

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2007

Posts: 3816

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Probably shouldn't nominate myself but I was particularly proud of this post of mine (reply #5):

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055397121

Well I suppose you got enough thanks for it. But nominating yourself? Tut, tut.

I like this - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58047875&postcount=15 :cool:

What me? a thanks whore?

0
#20 01-12-2008 12:56pm

Smart Bug

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2008

Posts: 1349

The Scientist wrote: »

Magicks terminator shower routine ftw!!!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=54332903&postcount=1

Truly bizarre.

0
#21 01-12-2008 12:57pm

oeb

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2008

Posts: 2632

I thought this one was brilliant.

0
Advertisement
#22 01-12-2008 1:04pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

noblestee wrote: »

Well I suppose you got enough thanks for it. But nominating yourself? Tut, tut.

I like this - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58047875&postcount=15 :cool:

What me? a thanks whore?

That was a pretty damn good post.

0
#23 01-12-2008 1:07pm

Earthhorse

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2002

Posts: 14663

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Probably shouldn't nominate myself but I was particularly proud of this post of mine (reply #5):

It's a good post, no doubt; but best post ever?

The Scientist wrote: »

Magicks terminator shower routine ftw!!!

Didn't he rob that from somewhere else though?

0
#24 01-12-2008 1:08pm

Gandalf23

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 1402

Ladies and gentlemen we have,

kick in the face

Pighead "r.rated" anagram

Pighead dr.bollocko

Lazy hack

Terminator shower routine

Bike repair

Friends at a party

I'll keep track of all post anyone suggested. Does anyone have any ideas about how we can decide on (an unofficial) top 10? Perhaps a poll or something ... I dont know. Suggestions welcome and keep the posts coming!

0
#25 01-12-2008 1:11pm

iPlop

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 2728

oeb wrote: »

I thought this one was brilliant.

thats the funniest thing iv'e ever read :D:D:D

0
#26 01-12-2008 1:15pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

Earthhorse wrote: »

It's a good post, no doubt; but best post ever?

Hey if I don't put myself out there I'll never improve my craft y'know. Sure I may be punching above my weight, I mean how can one AnonoBoy compare with the finely honed craft of Pighead's posting style or the awesomeness of a story about two lads pulling each other off at a party? Answer: I can't.

But I tried man. I went out there and I gave it my all and I goddamn tried. And I didn't go down, I stayed on my feet goddamn it. ADRIANN!!!!! ADRIAANNNNNN!!!!!!

0
#27 01-12-2008 1:16pm

Turd Ferguson

Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2005

Posts: 4118

Gandalf23 wrote: »

Does anyone have any ideas about how we can decide on (an unofficial) top 10?

Yes, I do. Come here with your pants down and get in the frisk position.

0
#28 01-12-2008 1:26pm

nevaeh-2die-4

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2007

Posts: 1248

****BEST POST EVER****
BY ME

"Jesus chill get off your pedestal.

I was mealy passing a comical remark, the thread starter even found it amusing.

Talk about trying to abuse there power & making there presence being known on a forum, get a life, I suppose you think cause your a mod your important.

It gives you a reason to feel good about your self in your boring mundane life.

Feel really sorry for you son..

I say your socil life revolves around boards, the closest thing to poon tang your have got is sex chat chat to a 50 year old through msn

Don’t bother banning me just delete my account "

0
#29 01-12-2008 1:28pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

****BEST POST EVER****
BY ME

"Jesus chill get off your pedestal.

I was mealy passing a comical remark, the thread starter even found it amusing.

Talk about trying to abuse there power & making there presence being known on a forum, get a life, I suppose you think cause your a mod your important.

It gives you a reason to feel good about your self in your boring mundane life.

Feel really sorry for you son..

I say your socil life revolves around boards, the closest thing to poon tang your have got is sex chat chat to a 50 year old through msn

Don’t bother banning me just delete my account "

Link? I need context. Context damn you!!!! Give me context!

0
#30 01-12-2008 1:30pm

6th

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2005

Posts: 15919

Click it!

0
Advertisement
#31 01-12-2008 1:33pm

Gandalf23

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 1402

6th wrote: »

Click it!

Is that an AH post? This is for best ever AH posts.

6th ... you have been around here a long time. You must have seen some good posts in AH ...

0
#32 01-12-2008 1:33pm

AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

6th wrote: »

Click it!

Owww my brain! :mad:

0
#33 01-12-2008 1:34pm

6th

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2005

Posts: 15919

Gandalf23 wrote: »

Is that an AH post? This is for best ever AH posts.

6th ... you have been around here a long time. You must have seen some good posts in AH ...

you're here longer than me!

0
#34 01-12-2008 1:35pm

Terry

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2004

Posts: 24892

6th sucks donkey balls.

0
#35 01-12-2008 1:38pm

6th

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2005

Posts: 15919

Terry wrote: »

6th sucks donkey balls.

Is that why you asked Santy for a donkey costume? :pac:

0
#36 01-12-2008 1:45pm

phenomenon

Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 413

Post no.12 had me in fits of laughter at the time.

a pic is worth a thousand words

0
Advertisement
#37 01-12-2008 1:45pm

iPlop

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 2728

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58050759#post58050759

This one from Flutterinbantem

0
#38 01-12-2008 1:52pm

Jumpy

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2004

Posts: 7207

My proudest moment.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054887376

*sniff*

0
#39 01-12-2008 1:56pm

Wertz

Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2004

Posts: 11697

I can only think of my own favourite post on AH. Sorry.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054899805

I'm post #13, but you need to read the OP to get the context.

0
#40 01-12-2008 1:59pm

Gandalf23

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 1402

I'm nominating this post ...

0
#41 01-12-2008 2:23pm

jill_valentine

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2004

Posts: 6987

The Paddy/ Jimmy thread has the very best tags on the whole board.

0
Advertisement
#42 01-12-2008 2:30pm

Insect Overlord

Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 28740

jill_valentine wrote: »

The Paddy/ Jimmy thread has the very best tags on the whole board.

Linky?

Some of the posts in here are hilarious!

0
#43 01-12-2008 2:42pm

TerrorFirmer

Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2005

Posts: 28578

it's not really a post but this video has me laughing ten minutes after I posted it and is technically a post so...

0
#44 01-12-2008 2:42pm

jill_valentine

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2004

Posts: 6987

An Fhile wrote: »

Linky?

In this thread, previously posted:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055359719

0
#45 01-12-2008 2:42pm

orestes

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2007

Posts: 9320

We're allowed to nominate ourselves? Shameless self promotion ahoy so.

I'm quite sadly proud of this one, still probably the only good thing I've done on this place

0
#46 01-12-2008 3:05pm

Insect Overlord

Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 28740

jill_valentine wrote: »

In this thread, previously posted:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055359719

Ah, of course, thanks!

Shame Outpost can't share any more stories with us

0
#47 01-12-2008 3:59pm

Prof.Badass

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2008

Posts: 2867

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055415380

best post ever... and it wasn't by me (wink wink)

0
#48 01-12-2008 4:10pm

antodeco

Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2002

Posts: 12947

My own one:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=57551114#post57551114 post #5

Overall:
This whole thread:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055045591&highlight=sexual+experience+draw

0
#49 01-12-2008 4:10pm

Insect Overlord

Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2006

Posts: 28740

vinylmesh wrote: »

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055415380

best post ever... and it wasn't by me (wink wink)

How'd you get back in here when you still haven't finished polishing the floor?!

0
#50 01-12-2008 4:15pm

[Deleted User]
Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭

Join Date: -

Posts: 8647

oeb wrote: »

I thought this one was brilliant.

Why was 0utpost banned?

0
#51 01-12-2008 4:18pm

SoupyNorman

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2004

Posts: 4141

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055082271

0
Advertisement