describe pat kenny in your own words...

vodkadub

ill get the ball rolling, talentless, dry, devious, a face only my granny could love and so on...

SoWatchaWant

Embarassing uncle.

Aisling(",)

hes making my evening
long live the toy show

Darragh29

Ghay

Biggins

Any member of Westlife (no-life) in twenty years!

Boring as hell and talentless!

vodkadub

Aisling(",) wrote: »

hes making my evening
long live the toy show

are you f ing joking?
having such an old man near kids is just wrong

Mr. Presentable

Gerry Ryan......dehydrated.

punchdrunk

a big closet cross-dressing nazi

deleriumtremens

A legend


<<runs away.........>>

Black Swan

Drift wood.

deleriumtremens

nipplenuts wrote: »

Gerry Ryan......dehydrated.

I actually agree here, he looks dry faced and thirsty!

Aisling(",)

vodkadub wrote: »

are you f ing joking?
having such an old man near kids is just wrong

not in my head
he's no gay byrne but we need the toy show

Sherifu

Very good covering current affairs. Very bad doing light entertainment.

MooseJam

Plank

utick

PLANK



lol beaten to it

4zn76tysfajdxp

MooseJam wrote: »

Plank

utick wrote: »

PLANK

Your collective originality is astounding.

asdasd

jesus but Pat kenny is the obsession of Boards.ie

bythewoods

vodkadub wrote: »

are you f ing joking?
having such an old man near kids is just wrong

Why of course. Elderly folk (Although he's not exactly "elderly") shouldn't be allowed associate with the youths.
It's not natural.
:rolleyes:

Zigmund

Someone showed me a blog he supposedly writes. Don't know the address of it though.

PeakOutput

lucky ****

asdasd

Why of course. Elderly folk (Although he's not exactly "elderly") shouldn't be allowed associate with the youths.
It's not natural.

Particularly teachers. They are all Pedagogues.

Bros123

Zigmund wrote: »

Someone showed me a blog he supposedly writes. Don't know the address of it though.

www.planksnotwanks.com/blog

Scoobydoobydoo

Actually, I think he's great on the radio, very professional, prepared etc. and I find myself more and more choosing his show over others in the morning. Unfortunately, I don't feel his qualities transfer well to television, at all - he appears stiff and unnatural.

JerryHandbag

A face that would stop the atomic clock

Berty

Pat has a "doll" and he said lets put it up to the mouth and the doll said "no my bush".

iPlop

15384K per week w*nker

fifomania

So glad this thread was started
Only in Ireland could Pat Kenny being paid nearly €900,000 a year be justified. It really maddens me because he's such a dull, humourless, charisma free zone!! :mad: Noone deserves to be paid so much for doing so little, the mind just boggles. About time some of the RTÉ elite were taken down a peg and some fresh blood introduced!

vodkadub

yeah what member of the audience wants a, "baby knows french". how about a few quid pat? times are hard!

truecrippler

Um here's one: My Granny probably would.

bythewoods

quirke_folder wrote: »

Pat has a "doll" and he said lets put it up to the mouth and the doll said "no my bush".

and then we all laughed and said "that's so funny" and then...

Wait.. what's this all about? The Toy Show I'm guessing?

iPlop

bythewoods wrote: »

Why of course. Elderly folk (Although he's not exactly "elderly") shouldn't be allowed associate with the youths.
It's not natural.
:rolleyes:

not when they are salivating with ther banger hangin' out

Berty

bythewoods wrote: »

and then we all laughed and said "that's so funny" and then...

Wait.. what's this all about? The Toy Show I'm guessing?

No Your Ma

asdasd

not when they are salivating with ther banger hangin' out

true. But not related to this thread ( unless Kenny shocked the nation tonight)

phenomenon

Hes unable to relax or look casual.
He probably wears that fcuking suit to the beach

bythewoods

Septic Leper wrote: »

not when they are salivating with ther banger hangin' out

Well, now that you mention it, he is sitting there, drooling away in a naked state.
Thanks for pointing that out (Y)

phenomenon

Darragh29 wrote: »

Ghay

Do you have evidence of this funny man?

FlutterinBantam

Possessor of way more talent than 99.9% of the humpbacks who posted up to this.

Cadyboo

Has no patience with kids, has way too much make up on..
BRING BACK GAY!!!!!!!

Sharpshooter

Not the neighbourly type.

vodkadub

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Possessor of way more talent than 99.9% of the humpbacks who posted up to this.

you do bumlove with pat

creative zen 4gig, you have to be joking give them a 30gig version

iPlop

I wonder where he empties the piss bag during the late late show?
must have a bucket uner the desk

pirelli

Scoobydoobydoo wrote: »

Actually, I think he's great on the radio, very professional, prepared etc. and I find myself more and more choosing his show over others in the morning. Unfortunately, I don't feel his qualities transfer well to television, at all - he appears stiff and unnatural.

Well say what you like about him , he is not a gangland asssasin.


You shouldn't defend him, we have him cold. Let's ignore fair procedures and leave him out to dry.

bythewoods

vodkadub wrote: »

creative zen 4gig, you have to be joking give them a 30gig version

People like YOU have caused this recession, y'hear?
Not satisfied with the sufficient FREE one, you always want more. More than is deserved.

lulzzz, i should be studying. Procrastination = bad.

Fighting Irish

I don't like him myself, but most of you dopes still watch him every week and then complain about him. He doesn't care if you b1tch about him, all he wants you to do is watch so he can keep his job.

vodkadub

bythewoods wrote: »

People like YOU have caused this recession, y'hear?
Not satisfied with the sufficient FREE one, you always want more. More than is deserved.

lulzzz, i should be studying. Procrastination = bad.

we made our own bed so lets all lie in it and be merry

iPlop

pirelli wrote: »

Well say what you like about him , he is not a gangland asssasin.




You shouldn't defend him, we have him cold. Let's ignore fair procedures and let him rot.

You LIKE! pat do you ahem ahem nob jockey !;)1

staker

He surely has reviewed his work,as in interviews he's carried out?
He's surely not that deluded to see how wooden and uncharismatic he is?
Watching jay leno on 505 cnbc because Kenny bugs the sh*** of me!
And coz it's AH
KNOB

mikemac

land grabber
(Actually I don't remember the verdict of that case a few months back)

He's half decent on the radio though, there are far worse radio presenters then Pat Kenny with national shows

vodkadub

micmclo wrote: »

land grabber

(Actually I don't remember the verdict of that case a few months back)

i do believe mr kenny won

DonJose

vodkadub wrote: »

i do believe mr kenny won

If having to pay €1.5m plus his legal costs is a win, then he won

"After 10 hours of mediation, both sides agreed to pay their legal fees and Mr Kenny agreed to buy the small plot for a price estimated to be between €1m and €1.5m."

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/kennys-reveal-their-toughest-year-1543369.html

vodkadub

DonJose wrote: »

If having to pay €1.5m plus his legal costs is a win, then he won

"After 10 hours of mediation, both sides agreed to pay their legal fees and Mr Kenny agreed to buy the small plot for a price estimated to be between €1m and €1.5m."

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/kennys-reveal-their-toughest-year-1543369.html

i dont care enough about mr kenny to follow his private life & affairs