Long car journey

Homer

A husband and wife are on a long car journey to visit friends and decide to stop for the night as they have been driving all day.
They check into a nice hotel and take a room.
When they check out the next morning, the desk clerk hands them a bill for €350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk that although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth €350!
When the clerk tells him that €350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager appears, listens to the man, and explains that the hotel has an olympic sized swimming pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them" the man complains.
"Well they are here, you could have" explains the manager.
The manager goes on to explain that they could have taken in one of the cabaret shows for which the hotel is famous.
"The best entertainers from New York, London and Paris perform here" the manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows?" complains the husband again.
"Well, we have them and you could have" the manager replies.

No matter what facility the manager mentions the husband replies "but we didn't use it!"
The manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a cheque and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.
"But sir this cheque is only made out for €100!"
"That's right" says the husband "I charged you €250 for sleeping with my wife"
"But I didn't" exclaims the manager.
"Well" the husband replies, "she was here, and you could have!!"

Podge2k7

LOL very good!:D

dh0661

lol - have some stars

giggsy664

Vey good. Vvveeerrryyy good.

I'm going to the Hilton and I'm gonna try that!!