Just received this weird text.....how would you respond?

Fizman

I received this strange text about an hour ago from an 086 number that I don't know.

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"


How would you respond AH?


Now its probably just some lad I know taking the piss with someone elses phone that they got a hold of, but whats strange is that I have never really received a 'prank' text like this before! What is also strange is that i've been pretty much house bound for the past 6-7 weeks because of an operation so I have been fairly out of touch with most people I know for that period. Made me laugh thoug.

I didn't want to respond with what is probably the usual......"FcuK off"....."Who is this?"....."Go away u filthy cock socket".....etc etc. And not responding is just a lost opportunity! So I responded with:

"I love you too. I don' know who you are because I don't have your number, but I'm pretty sure I definately love you. I always wanted to tell you how I felt, but seeing as I don't know who the fcuk you are, this has always been a problem."


That was an hour ago....haven't got a reply yet!

zuroph

moved to personal issues :pac:

MIN2511

rotflmao.....

Nice reply

Terry

Paddy, is that you? I've felt the same about you for a long time now and am glad you have finally come out of the closet.
Call around now and we'll make some sweet gay love.

Gran Hermano

Fizman wrote: »

i've been pretty much house bound for the past 6-7 weeks

It shows.


Best of luck with the post op recovery and cabin fever

reply:

"sorry.. but i was with your father.."

Biggins

Reply back "Thanks - but I'm having a sex change!"

cHaTbOx

Oh thank god you like me for who I am , Like I thought no one would be up for it after all the STD tests came back positive but you are different (don't forget smileys)
But I have something to tell you ,I am not really a man , just people make assumptions.but I could wear a strap on like I saw (insert friend of person it may be )do to you a couple off weeks ago



OR


Sooo you don't the care paedo thingy?

Fizman

Gran Hermano wrote: »

It shows.


Best of luck with the post op recovery and cabin fever

Back to work today thankfully.....the cabin fever wasn't good!

Still no response though....think I may have just broke someones heart! :pac:

Aidric

Fizman wrote: »

dont tell d boys"

Lols.

biko

Regular PI response - "don't text back, ring him/her!"

Turd Ferguson

Take a pic of you cock and send it to them...
Pure class

Fizman

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Take a pic of you cock and send it to them...
Pure class

I'll probably send a pic alright.

Not of my cock though, maybe my taint? My tisn't. My twouldn't. My twasn't. My twouldnevertalktoastranger!

MIN2511

Any reply?

dr.bollocko

Fizman wrote: »

My twouldnevertalktoastranger!

Toast ranger?
What are you smoking?

Fizman

MIN2511 wrote: »

Any reply?

No. Bloody prick teasers.

Terry

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Toast ranger?
What are you smoking?

Heh. I saw that too.

skelliser

"can i bull you first!"

senordingdong

a/s/l?

User Named

' i'm out of milk '

OctavarIan

Should have called them back off a landline, lead them on a bit then mentioned the text.

Fringe

Fritzlman...?

Fizman

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Toast ranger?
What are you smoking?

Smokin nowt!
All I was doin there was making up a name for the area between my bum n balls.

And its goes more like t'would never talk to a stranger.......not t'would never talk toast ranger!

I mean pfft, come on! How did you not see that?

Lockstep

Randomer loves Fizman!

giggsy664

Giggsy randomer.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Send him a picture of a fanny and tell him you got a sex change... Ask him if he is still interested... :P

Lockstep

giggsy664 wrote: »

Giggsy randomer.

Nobody loves Milhouse.

Fizman

giggsy664 wrote: »

Giggsy randomer.

I know they say that a male male female (MMF)threesome is the bad kind, so wtf would a MMM be classed as ???:eek:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Fizman wrote: »

I know they say that a male male female (MMF)threesome is the bad kind, so wtf would a MMM be classed as ???:eek:

Real sh!tty :P

dr.bollocko

Fizman wrote: »

Smokin nowt!
All I was doin there was making up a name for the area between my bum n balls.

And its goes more like t'would never talk to a stranger.......not t'would never talk toast ranger!

I mean pfft, come on! How did you not see that?

Saw it.
Got it.
Loved it.
Have subscribed to your newsletter.
And only us select few will ever know the origin of my latest and greatest tagline.

themadchef

Tell him ........


youre flattered, but youre a giver not a taker ad although he talks enough ****e you doubt his bung hole could manage your 12 inches of glory :eek:.






yes, im a girl and i just said that

Gran Hermano

Fizman wrote: »

I know they say that a male male female (MMF)threesome is the bad kind, so wtf would a MMM be classed as ???:eek:

A load of balls

Fizman

themadchef wrote: »

Tell him ........


youre flattered, but youre a giver not a taker ad although he talks enough ****e you doubt his bung hole could manage your 12 inches of glory :eek:.






yes, im a girl and i just said that

Have we dated?

Cos You're bang on!

JerryHandbag

Was that text from Gary Glitter?

stovelid

Fizman wrote: »

That was an hour ago....haven't got a reply yet!

It was a sting text for a bad-taste radio show we're currently recording.

We've already bribed your personal details from your operator, and will be running with the prime-time show (called The Love That Dare Not Speak it's Name) next spring.

giggsy664

stovelid wrote: »

It was a sting text for a bad-taste radio show we're currently recording.

We've already bribed your personal details from your operator, and will be running with the prime-time show (called The Love That Dare Not Speak it's Name) next spring.

Too long away. Tomorrow good?

Ghost Train

"prepare the lube"

hussey

Fizman wrote: »

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"

How would you respond AH?

Respond with

Me noz txt spk

stovelid

giggsy664 wrote: »

Too long away. Tomorrow good?

PM sent.

Fizman

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Was that text from Gary Glitter?

I wish.

He's dreamy!

Fizman

Well, still no reply. I reckon one of two things has happened.*

1. They did not expect a response so quickly, or even at all, because I am so out of their league and unscoreable to them. They are completely stuck for words now that I have made contact with them.

2. The actual owner of the phone (who didn't create/send the original text to me) has picked up their phone tonight, read my response (which to he/she, is completely out of the blue) and asked themselves, WTF?



*I believe both happened.

Nehaxak

Dad ?

Fizman

Fizman wrote: »

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"

Sorry Father, but the Biship has already asked me out!