Whats a stock market?

ScumLord

Bastard stock brookers keep ringing me trying to sell me ****. Full on American, have a nice day, power selling me crap while I'm at work! I've had one at me for the last five minutes trying to get me to buy some company thats going to be on the nasquack or whatever it's called.

I don't understand stock market! Me live in country, I don't even fully understand how credit cards work and I have no interest in finding out.

I let them go through all their **** just to waste their time but now it's wasting my time too.

Rob_l

buy buy buy!

Dancor

Do you know what a tracker mortgage is?

Dinter

Most important point.

Unless you're fabulously wealthy if you're getting cold called from a "stock broker" that you've never engaged you are being set up to be scammed.

Maximilian

Ask him if he knows what a trapper-moore gauge is. I'd love to know.

SheroN

Buy low, sell high.

Professey Chin

Buy big in Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice. I hear the adverse weather has not affected the crops

ShooterSF

Buy waffles. Tasty waffles.

Professey Chin

Or Pumpkins. Theyve been goin up all October and I figure they will peak right about January

ScumLord

This is the stock he wanted me to buy before he hung up in disgust at my ignorance.

It's the next best thing, so they say.

AckwelFoley

Is he selling stocks in nigerian aerospace? I bought as many shares as i could when i re mortgaged the house. Im promised first
seat on the shuttle

Professey Chin

ScumLord wrote: »

This is the stock he wanted me to buy before he hung up in disgust at my ignorance.

It's the next best thing, so they say.

Ah yes yes.....I can safely say I understand nothing on that page

Ruu_Old

Buy high, sell low! I have a tiny portion in the S&P 500 and other indexes.

Dinter

ScumLord wrote: »

This is the stock he wanted me to buy before he hung up in disgust at my ignorance.

It's the next best thing, so they say.

You should have asked him if you could buy shares in his boiler room. I heard that's the next best thing for around three weeks.

Smart Bug

Invest everything in the Confederated Slave Holdings company.

Quazzie

Think of it as being just like "Dope Wars" Ya gotta buy the cocaine for as cheap as possible in the Ghetto before heading over the bridge into Manhattan and selling it to make a profit

ninebeanrows

A stock market is a vehicle for you to put money in but it tends to crash quite alot. :pac:

ShooterSF

Smart Bug wrote: »

Invest everything in the Confederated Slave Holdings company.

You might want to look into a company called CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet instead. Rumour has it Bill Gates may buy it out...

Black Swan

Men only club?

Dinter

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Men only club?

Oh don't be so sexist. You can't have a proper stock market without women to grope. Jeez it's not the 1920's anymore!

Caoimhín

Weathercheck wrote: »

A stock market is a vehicle for you to put money in but it tends to crash quite alot. :pac:

Like the big blue vans that the army and garda follow around to the banks? Ive heard of them being robbed but never crashing.

Nodin

ScumLord wrote: »

Whats a stock market?

A place where fools rush in, and Angels fear to tread.

Black Swan

Dinter wrote: »

Oh don't be so sexist. You can't have a proper stock market without women to grope. Jeez it's not the 1920's anymore!

Geeeez, I was just playing with words...