Christmas. In one sentence.

abouttobebanned

What things remind you of Christmas? One Sentence per post. (additional sentences allowed to talk about other people's). Regardless of how weird they may be. I have loads...but for now...

Choc Mallows.

brianthebard

Overeating and gross consumerism.

hussey

Christmas = Fail

hiscan

seasons greetings (the sweets)

Charlie

Rap-pin paypur, fyev fur a poweennnd!

Kold

Everyone in the family remembers how much they hate eachother.

KnifeWRENCH

I LIKE FOOD!

Agonist

Other peoples' kids everywhere

Quazzie

abouttobebanned wrote: »

What things remind you of Christmas?

Pervy Santas touching me up in their grottos

ejmaztec

The only time of the year that even the most socially inept get to pull a cracker.

brianthebard

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Rap-pin paypur, fyev fur a poweennnd!

wtf?

Agonist

Originally Posted by charlie mchugh
Rap-pin paypur, fyev fur a poweennnd!

brianthebard wrote: »

wtf?

He meant - Rap-pin paypur, fyev fur a yeeeorow!

phelixoflaherty

Too Much

Sharpshooter

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Rap-pin paypur, fyev fur a poweennnd!

They do say it like that alright.
I'd prefer if they just held up a sign.:pac:

The smell of christmas .

Biggins

Rip-off, stupid panic buying and too much drink and/or fighting and subsequent deaths.

aliqueenb

i love christmas

deleriumtremens

Ya cant go for a decent sh!te cause the relatives are around.

hiscan

Agonist wrote: »

He meant - Rap-pin paypur, fyev fur a yeeeorow!

no they say it like this:D:D:D

Sharpshooter

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

HO HO HO!!!!!!

Or , Hoe Hoe Hoe .:pac:

Aidric

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Hoe Hoe Hoe

Green Giant?

IvySlayer

Oh look Oliver Twist is on RTE.......followed closely by The Great Escape...

Sharpshooter

Aidric wrote: »

Green Giant?

Americanism , while we say whore , they say Hoe.:pac:

* I watch too much wrestling *;)

Aisling(",)

sparkly,twinkly,glittery fun times & the most boring day of the year

AlmightyCushion

Late, late toy show.

11811

two months of ads and decorations..
couldn't even avoid a christmas related thread till december

dee8839

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Late, late toy show.

No thanks Pat I wouldn't be interested in that at all, just the money will be fine thank you.


Christmas - all about the build up then its over before you know it.

riff-raff

Eating to much, drinking too much, being sick for 2 days after!!!! while being broke and trying to get rid of all the crap peeps have given you as presents:rolleyes::rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Back To The Future is shown on television.

IvySlayer

*I hope they love their selections boxes*

lol, Im not that mean :P

Holsten

Drunken family and many arguments.

drive3331

Ah yes, at home with the family for Christmas – like been trapped in a building with a group of dangerous terrorists.
One sentence sums that up,

“yippy kiya mother fu…..”

Bob the Builder

the eve, long ago, i saw my toys being taken out of a cabinet high above, and my parents didn't see me - Next day being told that I should send a letter to santa to thank him, I was upset that day.

Ruu_Old

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

brendansmith

Son, your pain is my gain.

Aidric

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Americanism , while we say whore , they say Hoe.:pac:

* I watch too much wrestling *;)

Lol. I don't actually believe you came back with a serious answer to that. Obviously never seen the green giant ads.

KerranJast

Drunkenly singing out

Daaaaaaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaah Daaaa Daaaaaaaaaa! Deedeedeedeedee!
Daaaaaaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaah Daaaa Daaaaaa Daaaa Daaaa! Deedeedeedeedee!
Daaaaaaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaah Daaaa Daaaaaa Daaaa Daaaa!

(Theme from Where Eagles Dare).

Zangetsu

Beer and dinner make me smile.

The_Conductor

Depression- its Christmas again

Black Swan

Family.

brianthebard

brianthebard wrote: »

Overeating and gross consumerism.

Great isn't it

Dr. Dodger

Goin to the pub every day after work for a month to meet friends you haven't seen for a while for Christmas drinks ..

johnnyrotten

nevf wrote: »

the eve, long ago, i saw my toys being taken out of a cabinet high above, and my parents didn't see me - Next day being told that I should send a letter to santa to thank him, I was upset that day.

Wha? Theres no Santa:eek::(

r3nu4l

Today: A big round tin of Cadbury's Roses reminds me of Christmas as does Ruu's quote (although I have it on DVD now so I watch it a couple of times a year ).

When I was a kid:, hearing the lines...

"Penny's got a whole lot of things for Christmas,
got a lot for the familyyyyy,
tra la la, la la la la la,
tra la la, la, la la la la..."
on television.

Mr. Incognito

A Christmas thread. IN NOVEMBER!!!

If I could have my word it'd be ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wagon

Running over children made difficult with faster bikes than last year.

abouttobebanned

Holidays are comin, holidays are comin.....holidays are comin.....holidays are comin....

Loopy

The snowman movie on tv

00112984

Spending all of November and the first three weeks of December making my nieces and nephews fetch me drinks and clean out my car because Santa'll see they're being naughty if they don't.

Agonist

Anybody who associates Christmas with anything but the birth of Our Lord is going to hell.

So I reflect on the fact that it's the day Jesus popped his mom's cherry.


Sorry God :pac:

kevmy

Already overbloated on the couch struggling to get to the box of Roses on the coffee table.

I love Christmas, man

JaneyMc

Open fire, dinner, relatives, afternoon nap, alcohol.