Men admit it...why not ye?

d-gal

Sitting down talking to a big bunch of people having the usual banter. One of the lads said he was going home to have a tommy tank and 2 of the girls said thats disgusting and he replied ye all do it, both girls denied it and we said they were all full of sh1t.
So my question is why the fook not admit it?? Are girls that self conscious or are they just not as into themselves (excuse the pun) as guys are?

The_Minister

Why are you calling on men to admit it when you are asking about women?

Mark200

Yeah you should have put something in that poll for guys to click on....we can't NOT vote

Latchy

Havent you heard of modesty ?

Don1

Bunch of w**kers the whole lot of yis!

Sir Gallagher

Any girl that say's its disgusting to masturbate should be thrown into a skip full of rats.

themadchef

In most cases women actually have a little more class that to go around waving their rampant rabbit in yer face shouting "hell yeah baby, duracell all the way"





Apart form that its all a big secret Shhhh already

monkeyfudge

The_Minister wrote: »

Why are you calling on men to admit it when you are asking about women?

I think it's along the lines of "Men admit it, so why not ye?"

Berty

Mark200 wrote: »

Yeah you should have put something in that poll for guys to click on....we can't NOT vote

Well I think all blokes should vote YES just to make these B*tches looks like Whor*s

The likes of Ann Summers do not sell Vibrators and dildos for no reason whatsoever. Somebodies downing a big one.

d-gal

Mark200 wrote: »

Yeah you should have put something in that poll for guys to click on....we can't NOT vote

we can vote mark, you can encourage or discourage

Ciaran500

themadchef wrote: »

In most cases women actually have a little more class that to go around waving their rampant rabbit in yer face shouting "hell yeah baby, duracell all the way"

Not admitting to masturbation some how makes you classy?

Holsten

Everyone masturbates.

For example I am masturbating right now.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

....yeah, cheers.

Anyway there are two types of people in this earth, **** and liars.

themadchef

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Not admitting to masturbation some how makes you classy?

Read the post again, not what i said.

It's the gutter talk i'm on about that's not classy. I don't pretend to be a classy burd :P so i will wave my rabbit at ya any time you like lol

The_Minister

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I think it's along the lines of "Men admit it, so why not ye?"

We need a smack forhead smiley.

Got it now.

copacetic

d-gal wrote: »

we can vote mark, you can encourage or discourage

are u a guy? why pick a username that reads as 'the girl'?

stovelid

d-gal wrote: »

One of the lads said he was going home to have a tommy tank?

Classy company. Does he text you all when he's doing a shite as well?

Sir Gallagher

themadchef wrote: »

Read the post again, not what i said.

It's the gutter talk i'm on about that's not classy. I don't pretend to be a classy burd :P so i will wave my rabbit at ya any time you like lol

So what your saying is you have a Rampant Rabbit, dirty bitch.

Latchy

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

So what your saying is you have a Rampant Rabbit, dirty bitch.

Your getting turned on right ?

d-gal

copacetic wrote: »

are u a guy? why pick a username that reads as 'the girl'?

Guy, initials plus start of last name

themadchef

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

So what your saying is you have a Rampant Rabbit, dirty bitch.

Ah now don't be jealous, the batteries will run out eventually.

themadchef

themadchef wrote: »

Ah now don't be jealous, the batteries will run out eventually.

there's a reason they use a bunny in the duracell add

Ciaran500

Men need a bigger selection of sex toys

copacetic

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Men need a bigger selection of sex toys

why, how many have you got so far?

Ciaran500

copacetic wrote: »

why, how many have you got so far?

Only counting male specific ones?

copacetic

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Only counting male specific ones?

I dunno, do you not dewey decimal categorise them?

ScumLord

I admit nothing!

Is it wrong to talk to God while your doing it. It would seem rude and creepy not to say something or at least give him a warning.

Dennis the Stone

The worst sin

BroomBurner

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Men need a bigger selection of sex toys

A bigger man's hand?

Kiera

Yes girls do it too. Some more than men :eek:

Thread closed!

Gyladene

*unashamedly admits it*

Berty

What do you call it girls?

Flick the bean?

Sea Sharp

That annoys me too.
You'd be disgusting if you didn't DIY every now and again.

Overheal

latchyco wrote: »

Havent you heard of modesty ?

Yesm but my hand hasnt.

Gyladene

quirke_folder wrote: »

What do you call it girls?

Flick the bean?

Diddling. We have to call it something that sounds modest and cute, you know. :P

samhail

Gyladene wrote: »

Diddling...

Diddling... heh

I bet he just wanted to score one of the chicks that night

Gyladene

samhail wrote: »

I bet he just wanted to score one of the chicks that night

"Mission: Unaccomplished" is probably an understatement, aye? Hehe.

I'm wondering the age of those girls. Emphasis on girls, because no grown woman would say masturbation is disgusting. Perhaps we wouldn't blatantly announce to a group of friends that we're going to go home and get off, but if the topic were to come up in conversation, we wouldn't say "Ew, gross!" and deny ever doing it ourselves.

Or maybe that's just me and my fellow women friends. Heathens that we are.

brianthebard

Can't beat a good...diddle.

KnifeWRENCH

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

....yeah, cheers.

Anyway there are two types of people in this earth, **** and liars.

There are also people who have no arms. Sucks to be them.

SoupyNorman

When I was single I had to **** meself off round the clock cos I wasnt getting any proper sex with girls.


HOWEVER Now that I've got a girlfriend, not much has changed

DanGerMus

square_igloo wrote: »

There are also people who have no arms. Sucks to be them.

I see what you did there. Did you?

randylonghorn

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Anyway there are two types of people in this earth, **** and liars.

And I hate lying ...

Wurly

quirke_folder wrote: »

What do you call it girls?

Strumming my gee tar.

Darragh29

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

....yeah, cheers.

Anyway there are two types of people in this earth, **** and liars.

And don't forget those people in Saudi Arabia who have had their hands chopped off.... :D:D

Aurora Borealis

I do it and I do it well. Years of practice iI guess

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Darragh29 wrote: »

And don't forget those people in Saudi Arabia who have had their hands chopped off.... :D:D

They have feet? Or their other hand? Or their mouth? Or a brothers hand? Sorry went too far...

FlutterinBantam

stovelid wrote: »

Classy company. Does he text you all when he's doing a shite as well?

Steady now.... no one does that surely:cool:

Turd Ferguson

Everyone does it...except our parents. Thats just gross :pac:

DarkJager

Darragh29 wrote: »

And don't forget those people in Saudi Arabia who have had their hands chopped off.... :D:D

Poor old Lawrence of the labia...

samhail

Darragh29 wrote: »

And don't forget those people in Saudi Arabia who have had their hands chopped off.... :D:D

and... who do you think came up with the pillow hump or the matress hump !!!


i changed my mind ! i voted "Ya" but im way too embarrassed ! can i change my vote to "No - but i secretly do" please.

Dudess

d-gal wrote: »

Sitting down talking to a big bunch of people having the usual banter. One of the lads said he was going home to have a tommy tank and 2 of the girls said thats disgusting and he replied ye all do it, both girls denied it and we said they were all full of sh1t.
So my question is why the fook not admit it?? Are girls that self conscious or are they just not as into themselves (excuse the pun) as guys are?

Those girls are idiots. And liars.

themadchef wrote: »

It's the gutter talk i'm on about that's not classy.

Well yeah, but that's not really relevant here. The OP is talking about girls who deny doing it at all.