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New or Old Fantasy Sh*g - vote and comments please.

  • 21-11-2008 4:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭


    Carol Vorderman is going and being replaced by this 22 year old called Rachel Riley.

    my question to you is - which would you?;)

    and why?:D
    2013092940104150087S600x600Q85.jpg

    Rachel Riley, 22, graduated from Oriel College, Oxford with a Masters Degree in Mathematics.
    for me, its Carol - was better looking woman and she oozes pure class.

    The older the fiddle..............................................:P

    apologies about the typo on the poll header - can't edit it it seems?!?!

    Which would you have a fantasy sh*h with? 106 votes

    Carol Vorderman
    0%
    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    82%
    D-GenerateFrank GrimesomahaidAlunSeekereirebhoySmurfpissmonkeyfudge_blank_doonothingsyklopsR0otGileadiTar.AldariondceireKTRICTerrorFirmerWibbsm5ex9oqjawdg2iRattlehead_ie 87 votes
    Neither, i don't like brainy burds.
    13%
    Karl HungusMossy MonkCrashdazberry[Deleted User]marcsignalfifthAuversPrettyInPunkLockstepPj!Sea Sharpfoxshooter243Biggins 14 votes
    I'm Gay - so no thanks.
    4%
    Ruu_OldDadesBertyaf_thefragileQuazzie 5 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Vorderman looks dirtier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Vorderman was on that E4 show Celebrity ding dong and she looked fooking good, nice curvy body on her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭foxshooter243


    Neither, i don't like brainy burds.
    new girl, vorderman is a corpse in the sack according to ex hubby:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    new girl, vorderman is a corpse in the sack according to ex hubby:D

    im sure she can be thought. carol is one of the best milfs about. any idea why she is leaving?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    im sure she can be thought. carol is one of the best milfs about. any idea why she is leaving?

    she was booted i think, costing C4 too much money alledgedly.:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    I'll go with Carol Vorderman cos the other one has a

    uettbrcfae.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Going by the photo in the OP - Carol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Neither, i don't like brainy burds.
    I think I'd go for the new girl. She needs some breaking in, and I'd say Carol has been round the circuit plenty already. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Definitely Vorderman.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Rachel Riley... in Mathematics.
    36-28-34?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,782 ✭✭✭P.C.


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Carol is one of the best milfs about. any idea why she is leaving?

    She met a nice Irish fella, and is moving over here. :D

    No names mentioned. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Carol Vorderman is going and being replaced by this 22 year old called Rachel Riley.

    my question to you is - which would you?;)

    and why?:D
    2013092940104150087S600x600Q85.jpg

    Rachel Riley, 22, graduated from Oriel College, Oxford with a Masters Degree in Mathematics.
    for me, its Carol - was better looking woman and she oozes pure class.

    The older the fiddle..............................................:P

    apologies about the typo on the poll header - can't edit it it seems?!?!



    The Indian chick who studied maths at oxford when she was 14 and is now a hooker is fitter. It is on the news of the world website.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Still has to be Elizabeth Hurely for me, although Mila Kunis is also fine. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    The Indian chick who studied maths at oxford when she was 14 and is now a hooker is fitter. It is on the news of the world website.

    Pics please. (Not one when she was 14 though Pm me that one, thanks, fap)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Carol looks like she would enjoy sex, the new one looks like she would oblige to sex only with no enjoyment!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    new girl, vorderman is a corpse in the sack according to ex hubby:D

    Your ex-husband shagged Vorderman?

    Kewl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,620 ✭✭✭Graham_B18C


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Oh Carol....mmmm

    She aged like a fine wine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭dotsman


    The Indian chick who studied maths at oxford when she was 14 and is now a hooker is fitter. It is on the news of the world website.

    Christ. Just read that on the news of the world website. Have to say those "journalists" (read: bitches) really need a slap across the face.

    They write an article, in this softy softy tone about this poor young girl. Yes, outing her and displaying pictures of her naked on the internet really fits in with their "ahh, poor her" tone of the article.

    The comments on the article are even more pathetic

    i can pray for you only,may GOD bless you and help you to get the right path,whatever your religion is or was,try to practise it,there is no religion,who allows to do these kind of things,and i want to meet you,if you dont mind


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Deffo Vorderman.

    Always used to love me afternoon fap session to Carol. Sexeh biatch she is.

    Although, I like that Susie Dent one too.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Haven't seen the new girl, but definitely lord vord.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    I'd do both of them tbh.

    Off sick today so I got a fix of Countdown and I actually got the conundrum....... Truncheon!!!! Get in there!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭g.quagmire


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    New girl doesnt look great only cos she has her hand on Carols ass she would get the cock now Carol and Sue Barker dream threesome imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    which one is which?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭g.quagmire


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    which one is which?

    You serious??? Carols the sexy one on the left.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    I'd probably go for the newb to be honest! Sure what the hell...let's have a newb-InkSlinger67-Vorderman sandwich!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Have you's google-imaged "Rachael Riley"?
    Lolzzz


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Vorderman for me.
    I would wreck that chick.
    Plus I don't "do" blonde. Sorry ladies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    g.quagmire wrote: »
    You serious??? Carols the sexy one on the left.

    I read te original post as hot milf being replaced by borderline jailbait (22) so I click and I see hot milf beside one that looks like not so hot milf.

    for a 22 year old age has not been kind to her.


    (and yes the image google with safe search off is more satisfying :D)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    What a Pair of Scags. Vorderman was never sexy (not to mention being a country mile from MILF status), now she is starting to resemble the undead.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Looks like she's off to a flyin' start anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Is this what she thinks of Carol Vorderman???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    I think I'd go for the new girl. She needs some breaking in, and I'd say Carol has been round the circuit plenty already. ;)

    Yeah but she's great at long division.

    Defo Carol.

    I'll have 2 from the top, 3 from the middle and one in your bottom please Carol.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Ho ho, she didn't see that one coming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Educated or not, the new girl looks thick as ditch water. I bet she has very very little common knowledge.

    Older chick has experience, while new chick is tight... I mean fresher?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    I'm gonna have to stop posting here when I'm drinkin! :D:D:D:D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    What a Pair of Scags. Vorderman was never sexy (not to mention being a country mile from MILF status), now she is starting to resemble the undead.

    What the fup are you smoking???

    Your telling me she does not look sexy? What kind of burds do you go in for?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    syklops wrote: »
    What the fup are you smoking???

    Your telling me she does not look sexy? What kind of burds do you go in for?

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Roadend wrote: »
    Vorderman looks dirtier

    Yeah and she's that good at maths she would be able to count the amount of sperm hitting her in the face

    Vorderman: Thats 3.25 million multiplied by gurgle splash 2.2 million
    and splash 1.4 million on my leg .

    ME: just fcukin' swallow it:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    I originally voted for Carol Vorderman and I never bothered to look up her replacement until last night. The new girl is stunnin, I'll be watching more of Countdown now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Neither, i don't like brainy burds.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    That didn't actually happen did it??? C*ntflaps?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Whats with her bogey eye? I think they go outwards or something...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    There is something very ordinarily georgeous about the new girl...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Darragh29 wrote: »
    There is something very ordinarily georgeous about the new girl...


    she needs to sack the stylist tho':P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    she needs to sack the stylist tho':P

    NO, that's the thing, she doesn't look made up or like she spent the last year in the make room, she's just georgeous! And tall..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P:P:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    Jeff Stelling....on Countdown??? I don't understand that!

    Don't get me wrong, he fantastic on Soccer Saturday but Countdown? The only way that would work is if they went up to ten letter words...HORTPEOLLA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Id rather be gay. But if i had to id tit fcuk voderman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    The new girl, Rachael Riley
    What a Pair of Scags. Vorderman was never sexy (not to mention being a country mile from MILF status), now she is starting to resemble the undead.
    You're starting to resemble a ghey if you think that! Vorderman is a wet thing (although maybe she's getting a little dry these days).


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