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A very Short Story...

  • 20-11-2008 8:26pm
    #1
    dvega
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭


    Very Short Story

    Man driving down road.
    Woman driving up same road
    They pass each other.

    The woman yells out the window, PIG!

    Man yells out window, BITCH!

    Man rounds next curve.
    Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
    Thought For the Day:
    If men would just listen


Comments

  • #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Heard it a few times before, but still LOL :)


  • #3
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My wife said that's brilliant.:D


  • #4
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Yer all forgetting the most important bit...was the woman hot?


  • #5
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,371 ✭✭✭Homer


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Yer all forgetting the most important bit...was the woman hot?

    Eh what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?? :p


  • #6
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Homer wrote: »
    Eh what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?? :p


    And she left the Toilet Seat down ninja.gif


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  • #7
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Homer wrote: »
    Eh what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?? :p

    Rushing to the shops for steak and beer to satisfy her man...obviously!


  • #8
    ryoishin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭ryoishin


    Theres a woman (fugative) on the loose.

    Boy, get daddy his shot gunn.


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