Back to the stone age

peasant

Assume you knew that some mad scientist with a time machine and a grudge were to catapult you (and you only) back to the stone age within the next ten minutes and there was one item (other than the clothes on your back) from your house or your shed (if you had one) that you could bring to help with your survival ...what would you bring?

Me, I'm still torn between a bar of soap or an axe .

(unfortunately I don't have any clever "how to survive in the stone age" books or I'd bring that )

Danbo!

Hoverboard

Varkov

Some sort of engineering encyclopedia, so I could build loads of usefull stuffses.

asdasd

I'd bring my time machine.

6th

Of the things I have at home? A Saw.

seamus

The fork that's sitting on my desk.

That has to come in handy, right?

topper75

I'd bring a stone. Just to show the people there that I'm down with them.

Caoimhín

My gun.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'd bring a gun. Now my problem is where the acquire a gun in ten minutes...

chin_grin

I'd bring pornography. Tonnes of it. Just coz.

SpookyDoll

Persian rugs.

Elephant Monkey

One of them multitool survival tool thingys with a video camera attached!

Cut a branch, light a fire = impress the lads in the caves!

Caveman/woman might get a thorn in there foot, the tweezers on my multitool will solve that = impress cave woman = gigidy gigidy

Knife to kill and skin snaggletooth for food and clothing as a gift to mr and mrs Ug

Toothpick get that gritty bit of snaggletooth outa my teeth

When being attacked by T-Rex whip out the blade of multitool and reflect the sunlight to blind him kick him in the ankles get it all on video, hop back in the time machine show it to the world! To prove that T-Rex's had feathers and they were just big giant chickens

Or a pack of gum i dunno, not gonna think about it too much.

muppetkiller

my Laptop with solar powered battery charger and it's entire library of ebooks such as SAS survival handbook oh and fallout 3

jebuz

I would bring a bottle of Jack Daniels and we would party like it was ninteen six-...5000 B.C.

Black Swan

Only 10 minutes to decide? My boatmate Cinful, so I'd have a friend (but then she'd hate me for dragging her along to where she would miss Black Friday shopping).

OK, how about a return time travel ticket, just in case I didn't enjoy being stoned?

Oh, I know! The boat I live on.

Ponster

cigarette lighter

peasant

Caoimhín wrote: »

My gun.

Kinda pointless with only a handful of (if any) ammo.

A lighter might be good ...if you're clever enough, its magic power might catapult you to the top of stone age society just before it runs out.

If you're not so clever it might just get you killed

ScumLord

The internet.

Zangetsu

I'd bring the bible back and give it to some poor gullible bastard and **** everyone up for the next 7000 years!

Hagar

Three-ply toilet roll. Lots and lots of three-ply toilet roll.

Ponster

peasant wrote: »

A lighter might be good ...if you're clever enough, its magic power might catapult you to the top of stone age society just before it runs out.

If you're not so clever it might just get you killed

The chance I'd have to take. I'd need food within 48 hours. I was hoping to use the lighter to become some sort of magic-man to a group of humans who would provide me with food and shelter.

TripleAce

Condoms.

Creature

A caveman-english dictionary.

javaboy

My iPhone............. because I'm a wanker. :cool:

Ron DMC

Gray's Sports Almanac.

AckwelFoley

Id bring the timemachine, and a bucket of AIDS.

Ginny

Macgyver

javaboy

Ginny wrote: »

Macgyver

They didn't have elastic bands, paper clips or drinking straws back in the stone age so you're still ****ed.

deleriumtremens

A container of raw potassium cyanide

Ponster

deleriumtremens wrote: »

A container of raw potassium cyanide

Remind me not to accept that dinner invite. You sure do have strange things lying about at home

Wibbs

Defo an axe. more useful survival wise than a knife. A shiny stainless steel one would impress the natives. Within the week I'd get a brewery going. Impress them no end. I'd have to show them how to make pottery. Then on to bronze. The wheel and all that guff could wait. The Aztecs did fine without it. Writing would be next. I'd have cavepussy gaggin for it within a month.

AckwelFoley

Wibbs wrote: »

Defo an axe. more useful survival wise than a knife. A shiny stainless steel one would impress the natives. Within the week I'd get a brewery going. Impress them no end. I'd have to show them how to make pottery. Then on to bronze. The wheel and all that guff could wait. The Aztecs did fine without it. Writing would be next. I'd have cavepussy gaggin for it within a month.

and u could shave the cavepussy with the axe.

genius!

Wibbs

I could as it would be the sacred shiny axe of the skinny shaman. They'd only looooove that. Lining up they would be.