Fianna Fáil gets into the insurance business!

ODS

You've bought the paper house, now devaluing, built miles from anywhere - courtesy of a lack of government-led planning... the country's economy and direction may be falling apart, but hey - guess what? It turns out that the main government party have decided to concentrate their efforts on getting into the insurance business!!!

I kid you not - clicky linky - http://fiannafail.ie/insurance.phpx

FF Website wrote:

The Fianna Fáil Insurance Package We are delighted to announce the Fianna Fáil Insurance Package, starting with the delivery of Fianna Fáil Home Insurance...

Quite apart from the fact that these days I wouldn't even believe the radio in an FF ministers car, how on earth can the dominant government party set out a commercial stall - with the public and other insurance companies still assured that the market remains fair and unbiased for any specific interest?

Coming soon - "The Godfather Policy"...





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Wertz

They must be trying to diversify into the lucrative health insurance market too...

Biggins

I seen it all now! First the banks they insure and now they want to do the same to my house - for a price.
Aye, I'm going to give more of my money to them. After all we are not giving the poor sods enought already.
Now where did I put my wallet?

Nodin

ODS wrote: »

You've bought the paper house, now devaluing, built miles from anywhere - courtesy of a lack of government-led planning... the country's economy and direction may be falling apart, but hey - guess what? It turns out that the main government party have decided to concentrate their efforts on getting into the insurance business!!!

I kid you not - clicky linky - http://fiannafail.ie/insurance.phpx
Quite apart from the fact that these days I wouldn't even believe the radio in an FF ministers car, how on earth can the dominant government party set out a commercial stall - with the public and other insurance companies still assured that the market remains fair and unbiased for any specific interest?

Coming soon - "The Godfather Policy"...

It's payable by direct debit.

A fellah called Mick comes directly up to ye and ye give him the few bob in a brown envelope.

ODS

What'll they think of next - opening up a planning consultancy?

Oh wait, they already tried that without calling it such...

paconnors

should this not be in Bargain Alerts

old boy

how come they have no jacks paper with the f.f.logo on it on their site,
oh sorry just realised they have cleaverly disguised as B.O.I. shares

Supercell

I kniow I'm drunk ..but ffs..someone please calarify..is http://fiannafail.ie/insurance.phpx a pisstake?
I rreally dont know where the builder begins and the rest gets in there too.

Darragh29

That's gas, "does exactly what it says on the box **"...

** Subject to the economy continuing to grow at 5.5% this year and 8.2% next year and no change in the worldwide economic outlook...

This crowd couldn't organise a dildo throwing competition in an Anne Somers shop, who the fu*k is going to risk their already overpriced house now in negative equity with a FF insurance product!?!?!?!

Darragh29

paconnors wrote: »

should this not be in Bargain Alerts

Send it to the non drinkers forum to see if it passes their sobriety tests. Someone was off their head when they came up with this one!!!

DublinWriter

Darragh29 wrote: »

Send it to the non drinkers forum to see if it passes their sobriety tests. Someone was off their head when they came up with this one!!!

I'm fairly well-on right now, and my jaw dropped when I saw that.