The door is Ajar

chin_grin

Nice

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta_sauce/

An Oz driver has been fined AU$600 for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar even as coppers attempted to subdue him with batons and capiscum spray following a "slow-speed" car chase through Newcastle, New South Wales.

The drama began when officers spotted Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, "parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26". According to the Newcastle Herald, they thought he "might have a weapon"* since he was "doing something with his hands in his lap".

He was in fact "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar", a police report explained. The perp made a dash for it, was pulled, refused to exit the vehicle and four officers were obliged to persuade him from his car.

The law enforcement operatives identified "a 750mm jar around his penis" and said Weatherley gamely insisted on continuing to pleasure himself "between bouts of wrestling".

A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier".

He pleaded guilty to the aforementioned raft of charges yesterday at Newcastle Local Court. The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted.

Beat that! (pun intended)

Danbo!

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

SoWatchaWant

Pfff there are some weirdos out there I guess.

whiskeyman

after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar

He was looking for somewhere to shoot his ra-goo!

Caoimhín

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Pfff there are some weirdos out there I guess.

Typical closed minded Irish.

Why cant a man, his dog and a jar of pasta sauce be left alone?

Indeed if reminds me of a story involving a man, a microwave and a jar of chopped liver.....

chin_grin

Caoimhín wrote: »

Typical closed minded Irish.

Why cant a man, his dog and a jar of pasta sauce be left alone?

Indeed if reminds me of a story involving a man, a microwave and a jar of chopped liver.....

Reminds me of the sound of a wet hammer hitting raw steak. Mmmm. Steak.

Caoimhín

chin_grin wrote: »

Reminds me of the sound of a wet hammer hitting raw steak. Mmmm. Steak.

Your familiar with the sound then?

chin_grin

Caoimhín wrote: »

Your familiar with the sound then?

I oft re-familiarise myself, weh weh weh.

Berty

Poor dog. If he can stick it into a jar what about the terrier?

Turd Ferguson

The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted.

Best line in it!!!

ejmaztec

Jar-balls? Aren't they small rodents?