I'm Gordy Brown, I want your body parts

JoeTheDumber

Looks like Gordy is on a push for an "opt out" organ donation scheme. Yesterday I seen more sick children wheeled out, what a disgrace. Appeal to the emotions.

Well Gordy, you won't be having any pieces of me. And anyone in favour of this, why not get up off your lazy ass and get an organ donor card, end of story.

No doubt the save the world types will be all over this.

What a disgrace, the government even want your body, how humanity has been degraded.

aidan_walsh

Well unless you're in the UK I doubt he has much of a claim over you anyway...

Varkov

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Looks like Gordy is on a push for an "opt out" organ donation scheme.

This isn't England. This is Ireland. Who gives a **** what "Gordy" does.

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

What a disgrace, the government even want your body, how humanity has been degraded.

Not our Government. Who gives a ****? **** off.

gerky

JoeTheDumber=casey, yet again.

AckwelFoley

I will donate my cock to british aerospace.

Turd Ferguson

snyper wrote: »

I will donate my cock to british aerospace.

Then what will the local children play with?

thelordofcheese

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Looks like Gordy is on a push for an "opt out" organ donation scheme. Yesterday I seen more sick children wheeled out, what a disgrace. Appeal to the emotions.

Well Gordy, you won't be having any pieces of me. And anyone in favour of this, why not get up off your lazy ass and get an organ donor card, end of story.

No doubt the save the world types will be all over this.

What a disgrace, the government even want your body, how humanity has been degraded.

I can safely say you're crazy.
Also, Opt out is the way it should be.

Dyr

Bear in mind that the irish media and civil service mindlessy ape their anglo counterparts at every opportunity and it could be a very real prospect over here too.

" a good heart these days is hard tooo find" :pac:

m@cc@

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

the government even want your body, how humanity has been degraded.

The NHS wants organs to save lives. There is an opt out option if you don't want to donate, now get off your soapbox.

Fratton Fred

smoke 20 Major and drink 15 pints of guinness a day, no one will want your body parts then

Nodin

snyper wrote: »

I will donate my cock to british aerospace.

Surely a nanotechnology firm would be more suitable.....

ejmaztec

Mary Harney's snatch squads will be rounding up people on the streets for body-parts harvesting. Biffo will then sell the bits to Gordon to help towards the budget deficit.

AckwelFoley

Nodin wrote: »

Surely a nanotechnology firm would be more suitable.....

i wish!! At least i wouldnt have so much problems back strain carrying this beast in my pants

javaboy

ejmaztec wrote: »

Mary Harney's snatch

:eek: I just got sick in my mouth.

rowlandbrowner

You have failed to check some basic facts before posting.

Firstly, His name is Gordon and he is the prime minister of the UK. I don't think the plan involved the extradition of Irish body parts to the UK (will his blood lust never end?)

Also, if you had simply google'd "organ donation opt out" you would have found information similar to this

"There is a serious shortage of organs for transplant in the UK, with about 5,600 people on the transplant waiting list but fewer than 3,000 transplant operations carried out every year. Although about 70% of the public say in surveys that they would be willing for their organs to be used by others after their death, only around 15% have signed the NHS organ donor register. Many organs are therefore buried or cremated when their owners would have wanted them to be used again, if possible. Moving to a system of presumed consent would enable those who object to the use of their organs to have their views respected, while ensuring the maximum possible donation rate from the rest of the population. Similar systems work in Sweden, in Spain (which has a "soft opt-out" system where the views of close relatives are taken into account) and in Austria (which has a "hard opt-out" system where relatives’ views are ignored). Spain has a higher number of donors than the UK and is the only country to have sustained a year-on-year increase in organ donation for the last ten years."

translation: its a bloody good idea.

I see no reason why we shouldn't introduce the system in Ireland. The Catholics support organ donation, so there shouldn't be any sizeable objection to it.

ejmaztec

javaboy wrote: »

:eek: I just got sick in my mouth.

That's probably where the squads are hiding. :eek:

Agamemnon

ejmaztec wrote: »

Mary Harney's snatch squads will be rounding up people on the streets for body-parts harvesting. Biffo will then sell the bits to Gordon to help towards the budget deficit.

Biffo won't have a chance to sell them because Harney will scoff the lot and unleash a burp that will be heard around the world.

ejmaztec

rowlandbrowner wrote: »

You have failed to check some basic facts before posting.

Firstly, His name is Gordon and he is the prime minister of the UK. I don't think the plan involved the extradition of Irish body parts to the UK (will his blood lust never end?)

Also, if you had simply google'd "organ donation opt out" you would have found information similar to this

"There is a serious shortage of organs for transplant in the UK, with about 5,600 people on the transplant waiting list but fewer than 3,000 transplant operations carried out every year. Although about 70% of the public say in surveys that they would be willing for their organs to be used by others after their death, only around 15% have signed the NHS organ donor register. Many organs are therefore buried or cremated when their owners would have wanted them to be used again, if possible. Moving to a system of presumed consent would enable those who object to the use of their organs to have their views respected, while ensuring the maximum possible donation rate from the rest of the population. Similar systems work in Sweden, in Spain (which has a "soft opt-out" system where the views of close relatives are taken into account) and in Austria (which has a "hard opt-out" system where relatives’ views are ignored). Spain has a higher number of donors than the UK and is the only country to have sustained a year-on-year increase in organ donation for the last ten years."

translation: its a bloody good idea.

All those wasted musical instruments. It's a crime.:eek:

Crash

rowlandbrowner wrote: »

Similar systems work in Sweden, in Spain (which has a "soft opt-out" system where the views of close relatives are taken into account)

That really does sound to me to be a really optimal system. Would increase the number of organs available for transplant while at the same time covering the odds pretty well of ensuring that someone who feels fairly strongly against (even those who for some reason didnt opt out) would not be used for organ donation.

Nodin

javaboy wrote: »

:eek: I just got sick in my mouth.

The thought of the Gruellers Growler is indeed a terrifying one.

ejmaztec

snyper wrote: »

i wish!! At least i wouldnt have so much problems back strain carrying this beast in my pants

Have you tried strapping it to your ankle?

asdasd

I'm scared. Gordy Brown wants my body parts!!!!

Edit: His name is Gordon Brown!

Edit: He only wants British body parts! Phew!

Edit: He only want British body parts when people are dead!

Edit: He's not a crazy man eating body parts. He is PM!

Edit: He wants this for Organ transpants to save lives!

Edit: People can opt out!!

Edit: I am so relieved! It's ok OP!! Its not a bad idea!

AckwelFoley

ejmaztec wrote: »

Have you tried strapping it to your ankle?

yea, when i was 12. But as i got older, it wasnt an option

javaboy

snyper wrote: »

yea, when i was 12. But as i got older, it wasnt an option

You mean you grew taller but Little Snyper didn't? :pac:

Nodin

javaboy wrote: »

You mean you grew taller but Little Snyper didn't? :pac:

Sure once Little snyper has a bipod to prop him up and a scope to keep him pointing in the right direction hes grand.....

m@cc@

ejmaztec wrote: »

Mary Harney's snatch squads will be rounding up people on the streets

I wouldn't donate my organ to Mary Harney's snatch.

Turd Ferguson

m@cc@ wrote: »

I wouldn't donate my organ to Mary Harney's snatch.

She already has about 5 or 6 organs in her snatch already...all simultaniously playing "Inna Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly

Nichololas

asdasd wrote: »

I'm scared. Gordy Brown wants my body parts!!!!

Edit: His name is Gordon Brown!

Edit: He only wants British body parts! Phew!

Edit: He only want British body parts when people are dead!

Edit: He's not a crazy man eating body parts. He is PM!

Edit: He wants this for Soylent Green to save lives!

Edit: People can opt out!!

Edit: I am so relieved! It's ok OP!! Its not a bad idea!

It's a slippery slope!

ejmaztec

Enlil_Nick wrote: »

It's a slippery slope!

Are we still talking about Mary Harney's snatch? :eek:

meditraitor

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

She already has about 5 or 6 organs in her snatch already...all simultaniously playing "Inna Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly

Id rather drink from harneys furry cup than listen to that tune ever again.... bad show old fellow.:(

Spyral

The Catholics support organ donation, so there shouldn't be any sizeable objection to it.

Catholics oppose birth control yet all chemists sell johhny hats... your logic of a 'catholic country' isn't working for me there.

ejmaztec

meditraitor wrote: »

Id rather drink from harneys furry cup than listen to that tune ever again.... bad show old fellow.:(

Is that you Biffo?

m@cc@

He's even developed a taste for his own hand. :eek:

Spyral wrote: »

Catholics oppose birth control yet all chemists sell johhny hats... your logic of a 'catholic country' isn't working for me there.

Can you believe in the religion without believing in church?

javaboy

m@cc@ wrote: »

He's even developed a taste for his own hand. :eek:

:eek: Mods please move to Zombie Survival Forum.

rowlandbrowner

Spyral wrote: »

Catholics oppose birth control yet all chemists sell johhny hats... your logic of a 'catholic country' isn't working for me there.

Not sure I fully understand your reply, but anyway..

I am aware that Ireland is a secular republic and I’m happy it is – I didn’t claim otherwise - I was just pointing out that only organisation loud enough to influence government policy on the issue of organ donation would agree with a move towards an opt out policy, I mentioned this only to further my own point which was simply, why are we not operating an opt out policy?

On the other hand I would like to point out that contraception is legal despite what the church say and birth control hasn’t been legal for that long due primarily to religious pressure. Also it’s worth mentioning that Women are still denied the right to an abortion and 90% + of our schools are affiliated with the Catholic Church. So a case could easily be made that we are indeed a “catholic country”. Anyway, that’s another topic.

KnifeWRENCH

In just 30 posts, we went from THIS:

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

What a disgrace, the government even want your body, how humanity has been degraded.

to THIS:

meditraitor wrote: »

Id rather drink from harneys furry cup than listen to that tune ever again.... bad show old fellow.:(

via:

Nodin wrote: »

snyper wrote: »

I will donate my cock to british aerospace.

Surely a nanotechnology firm would be more suitable.....

AH is a rather strange place....

Jumpy

snyper wrote: »

i wish!! At least i wouldnt have so much problems back strain carrying this beast in my pants

Then give it back!

javaboy

rowlandbrowner wrote: »

Also it’s worth mentioning that Women are still denied the right to an abortion and 90% + of our schools are affiliated with the Catholic Church. So a case could easily be made that we are indeed a “catholic country”.

Most people I know who oppose abortion don't do so because of their religion, if they even have one.

javaboy

square_igloo wrote: »

In just 30 posts, we went from THIS:


to THIS:


via:


AH is a rather strange place....

We're debating abortion now. Please keep up.

Conor108

Can't see a problem with it myself. Good idea and long overdue. I mean you're not going to use your organs after you die. Whats the problem you guys have?

KnifeWRENCH

Oh good, an abortion debate in AH. These always end well....

javaboy

square_igloo wrote: »

Oh good, an abortion debate in AH. These always end well....

Not for the MURDERED child they DONT!!!

Leviticus 10:21 Hut hut: Let ye not killeth yon baby. Ye should have verily kept it in your knickers.

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:rolleyes: I probably didn't use enough crazy fonts and colours but you get the idea. Sometimes I think the more rabid anti-abortionists are plants by the pro-choice people to make all anti-abortionists look like loony toons.

MooseJam

If this went ahead it would go from being a shortage to an overabundance and someone would try making money off it no doubt, so as long as safeguards were put in place so that didn't happen it sounds like a good idea.

Crash

javaboy wrote: »

Not for the MURDERED child they DONT!!!

Leviticus 10:21 Hut hut: Let ye not killeth yon baby. Ye should have verily kept it in your knickers.

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:rolleyes: I probably didn't use enough crazy fonts and colours but you get the idea. Sometimes I think the more rabid anti-abortionists are plants by the pro-choice people to make all anti-abortionists look like loony toons.

I dunno, I think a woman keeping a baby in her knickers would get pretty weird pretty quick.

Especially for one night stands....