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Masturbation preferences

  • 17-11-2008 3:20pm
    #1
    bootlace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    Which would you say would 'get you off' quickest?

    Which would get you off quickest? 142 votes

    Friend's sister
    0%
    Friend's mother
    72%
    Sir Digby Chicken CaesarD-GenerateSimiCrashbanquotuxyAltheusKoldjesus_thats_grevibe666SmurfpissSleepyPonsterGummy PandaNichololasCalidenJC 2K3The Real B-manHolstenCiaran500 103 votes
    Friend's father
    24%
    SteoobdlofnepmarcsignalNooptififthtoiletducktowel401ZiMZuMh8red4zn76tysfajdxpXavi6chrussellPeakOutputAdamcp898m83anti-venomLockstepEric CartmanXyogoodlad 35 votes
    Friend's brother
    2%
    GLaDOSLivingDeadGirlgerkeoHande hoche! 4 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Where's a 'this thread'/Atari Jaguar option. Does my "O" face, OH OH OH. (watch Office Space for those who want to 'get' that joke!).


  • #3
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Friend's mother
    friends sister..


    hi ottostreet ;)


  • #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    :rolleyes: I expect this one to me moved.

    Wrong section for asking this type of question.


  • #5
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I find it much easier to watch porn on the net than try and balance in a tree looking at people I know.


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Biggins wrote: »
    :rolleyes: I expect this one to me moved.

    Wrong section for asking this type of question.

    To PI?
    ScumLord wrote: »
    I find it much easier to watch porn on the net than try and balance in a tree looking at people I know.


    I'm sure that's (another) reason why this was invented.

    http://www.cs.wright.edu/bie/rehabengr/Comp1/footmouse.jpg


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  • #7
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Friend's father
    a fivesum with all of them!

    that would be one messed up family!


  • #8
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Friend's father
    drunkymonkey wrote: »
    a fivesum with all of them!

    that would be one messed up family!


    I for one would like to welcome our incestious overlords.


  • #9
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    drunkymonkey wrote: »
    a fivesum with all of them!

    that would be one messed up family!

    What, literally? Hey, hey! Thank you I'm here all week.


  • #10
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    I don't know tbh, which friend are we talking about?


  • #11
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Friend's father
    Oh mother if she's hot. Always the friend's mother. The sister comes* is second for me.



    *This one's for sharpy ;)


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  • #12
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Girls don’t masturbate ;)


  • #13
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    A friends ma's ma........

    Dig her up, sure fcuk it she'd still be warm.


  • #14
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Friend's mother
    Kiera wrote: »
    Girls don’t masturbate ;)

    Lies!!


  • #15
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    not yet wrote: »
    A friends ma's ma........

    Dig her up, sure fcuk it she'd still be warm.

    Mulching?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mulching


  • #16
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    Lies!!

    Pure lies....I've seen it with my own eyes.


  • #17
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Kiera wrote: »
    Girls don’t masturbate ;)

    Missing out so...


  • #18
    mr-aido
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭mr-aido


    Friend's father
    Kiera wrote: »
    Girls don’t masturbate ;)

    yeah sure and pigs fly


  • #19
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    Lies!!
    not yet wrote: »
    Pure lies....I've seen it with my own eyes.
    brianthebard wrote: »
    Missing out so...
    mr-aido wrote: »
    yeah sure and pigs fly

    Are my smiley’s not working?

    MEH! I'm wasted in here!


  • #20
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    it really doesnt matter who i pull one off too, because in the end i just end up thinking thinking about my own greatness and busting the load in her face, the chair or on the dog, depending on what is eithin 6 foot of direct striking line


  • #21
    villager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 188 ✭✭villager


    Friend's mother
    it would actually be the friends wife but seeing thats not an option would have to for his sisters, all 3 of them. that would be the best 3 minutes of their lives


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  • #22
    Shinjuku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Shinjuku


    What about friend's girlfriend?


  • #23
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    friends dad... older men ftw!

    oh, and i'm female, btw, for anyone confused by my username!


  • #24
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Friend's mother
    The younger sister.


  • #25
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Friend's father
    Milfy ma'


  • #26
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Milfy ma'
    your not invited to my house any more ha ha


  • #27
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Friend's father
    Friend's mother.Without a doubt.

    OP , you know we're buddies right?


  • #28
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    bootlace wrote: »
    Which would you say would 'get you off' quickest?
    Depends on which of them had the most skilful hands, really! :pac:


  • #29
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    where's the sitting on your hand til you get pins and needles and then jerk off option?


  • #30
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Can I have more choices please?

    I've tried the above - MEH - doing nothing for me..


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  • #31
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Friend's mother
    sister hotter, mother more experience. Me, two minute fuse. Who will get me off fastest, find out now.


  • #32
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Friend's father
    dlofnep wrote: »
    Milfy ma'
    seanybiker wrote: »
    your not invited to my house any more ha ha

    So you're saying your own mother's hot and a milf? I think we have an Oidepus on our hands......


  • #33
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    sister hotter, mother more experience. Me, two minute fuse. Who will get me off fastest, find out now.
    FINALLY admits to short fuse!!
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So you're saying your own mother's hot and a milf? I think we have an Oidepus on our hands......
    ... or on her hands, more accurately ... >_>


  • #34
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Friend's mother
    Go for the sister, but don't tell your mate.

    My mate doesn't trust me so much because I told him I would pork his sister... I would, she is hot, and filthy too I bet :P mwahahah :)


  • #35
    Hal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    Private Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
    Private Cowboy: What do you got?

    :pac::p


  • #36
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Friend's mother
    The Uncle's daughter..


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  • #37
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Friend's mother
    Kold wrote: »
    The Uncle's daughter..

    Does she have a pretty mouth? :P


  • #38
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Friend's mother
    Maddie


    too soon?


  • #39
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Friend's mother
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    too soon?
    It's never too soon


  • #40
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Maddie


    too soon?

    Too late TBH. That's been milked dry (if you'll pardon the expression).


    I'm happiest when masturbating, alone or with a friend!


  • #41
    Candy..xx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Candy..xx


    Yea masturbating with a friend is always best..

    Help each other out a bit;)


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  • #42
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Friend's mother
    Candy..xx wrote: »
    Yea masturbating with a friend is always best..

    Help each other out a bit;)

    Nothing sexier than purple writing...can I change my vote to that?


  • #43
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Friend's mother
    Candy..xx wrote: »
    Yea masturbating with a friend is always best..

    Help each other out a bit;)

    Nice first post. Welcome to boards.


    And Turd, it's far too late tbh, that **** is like a mouldy piece of swiss cheese at this stage.


  • #44
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Friend's father
    Candy..xx wrote: »
    Yea masturbating with a friend is always best..

    Help each other out a bit;)

    Pics or gtfo


  • #45
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Friend's mother
    Kold wrote: »
    that **** is like a mouldy piece of swiss cheese at this stage.

    Its not. What I did was cover her in tinfoil and put it ....I've said too much


  • #46
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Friend's father
    Candy..xx wrote: »
    Yea masturbating with a friend is always best..

    Help each other out a bit;)

    now how do we make friends with you :D


  • #47
    Candy..xx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Candy..xx


    Now now boys, settle down;)

    Don't you agree??:P


  • #48
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Friend's father
    Candy..xx wrote: »
    Now now boys, settle down;)

    Don't you agree??:P


    I do agree and find it very mutually satisfying.... but you still never answered the question :D


  • #49
    Candy..xx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Candy..xx


    robtri wrote: »
    I do agree and find it very mutually satisfying.... but you still never answered the question :D


    I'm new to this....you tell me;)


  • #50
    Candy..xx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Candy..xx


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo

    Kiss my ass:P:P


  • #51
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Friend's mother
    Candy..xx wrote: »
    Kiss my ass:P:P




    I dunno Xavi, I think it might be a trap.


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