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Anybody have a loan of €50...

  • 15-11-2008 8:58pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭


    In town, in Dublin tonight??

    Damn I want to go out so bad. Going crazy here.

    fuck it even a tenner so I can get some cans or a bottle of wine.

    Remember its little acts of kindness that keep this world turning, 1532 +karma points guaranteed.

    Didn't think so. Worth a shot...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    here you are



    euro50front_5.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I have a few bottles of wine, but i'm in Galway.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Loljust for having the balls/cheek to ask for a loan on a website if I was in Dublin I would give ya a loan but been in Waterford kinda hinders that and Im not really into spinning all the way up there to give ya money. Never be back in time for the pub.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I was out in Dublin last weekend, 50 euros lasted me less than an hour.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Do ya have paypal?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Cheers!!

    Don't have a printer though so its no good. do you want it back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Do ya have paypal?

    Nope,

    You need a credit card to open an account. If I had a card I'd be out maxing it right now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I have 25 million in a bank account, but most unfortunately, I cannot access it because I'm exiled from my home country, of which I am the rightful ruler. If you can give me 250 Euro post-haste for legal help, I can return to you 500 Euro, enough for ten of your hedonistic nights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    In town, in Dublin tonight??

    Damn I want to go out so bad. Going crazy here.

    fuck it even a tenner so I can get some cans or a bottle of wine.

    Remember its little acts of kindness that keep this world turning, 1532 +karma points guaranteed.

    Didn't think so. Worth a shot...

    "story bud any odds?"

    jaysus :eek: moochers on the net!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    stovelid wrote: »
    I have 25 million in a bank account but I cannot access it because I'm am exiled from my home country of which I am he rightful ruler. If you can give 250 euro for legal help, I can return to you 500 euro, enouh for 10 of your hedonistic nights.


    Interesting...

    Anybody have a loan of €250??


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I'll buy your PC for 50 euro mate.
    I'd be doing us all a favour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Have you tried bleach op?
    I'll buy your PC for 50 euro mate.
    I'd be doing us all a favour.

    Lolz. Why don't you have a thanks button?

    Yay going to the pub now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I have a few bottles of wine, but i'm in Galway.:)

    How's your throwing arm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    Nope,

    If I had a card I'd be out maxing it right now!

    That boat sailed about 2 years ago. Get with the recession ffs.

    Broke is the da sex now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Yay going to the pub now.

    Booo-urns...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    There was a guy offering me a few g's for allowing him to let his money rest in my account. Genuine sounding guy, he was a bit stuck due to a civil war in his home country.

    PM your e-mail address and I'll send on his details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    How's your throwing arm?

    Hang on................................feck, not good enough.
    Anyways, i better drink them , of course wish you were here.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    yer all mean. Just water down some parazone and see how that works.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    connundrum wrote: »
    There was a guy offering me a few g's for allowing him to let his money rest in my account. Genuine sounding guy, he was a bit stuck due to a civil war in his home country.

    PM your e-mail address and I'll send on his details.

    Apparently, lots of rich Nigerians want to give me millions as well.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Hang on................................feck, not good enough.
    Anyways, i better drink them , of course wish you were here.:D

    Yeah. Might go for a wander in a few hours and see if I can find a party.

    I'm John's mate. Or Steve, there's always a steve.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    It's not begging, it's tele-begging.


    *sigh*

    I could lock this or something, but this may be more fun:
    THE OP IS A ROMA GYPSY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Karoma wrote: »
    It's not begging, it's tele-begging.


    *sigh*

    I could lock this or something, but this may be more fun:
    THE OP IS A ROMA GYPSY

    That's an appoleing thing to say about the OP,

    If it's true a hex is on it's way.......:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Karoma wrote: »
    It's not begging, it's tele-begging.


    *sigh*

    I could lock this or something, but this may be more fun:
    THE OP IS A ROMA GYPSY

    I'm a Polish-nigerian-roma-gypsy,

    I can sell you some swan wings for €50, their yum!

    EDIT: And it was a loan! Not begging...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    If you're a hot bird I'll bring you out for night but if male sorry I'm broke.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    If you're a hot bird I'll bring you out for night but if male sorry I'm broke.

    You should know by now that there are no wimminz on the internet.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Lolz. Why don't you have a thanks button?

    Yay going to the pub now.

    :eek:I don't have a thanks button?!
    Is it because you are a teeny teeny bit tipsy and have possibly already thanked the post?
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    If you're a hot bird I'll bring you out for night but if male sorry I'm broke.

    Been told I got a purdy mouth...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Well I just found enough for 2 pints in change lol. Ill go for two and get the rest on tick till next week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Dance for us. Then you may be rewarded.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    I'm shaking it!

    Is that enough?? How can you see?? I always knew there was someone watching...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Take off your shirt.

    Smother yourself in Nutella, and dance to Milkshake ala Peter Griffin.

    <.<

    >.>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Karoma wrote: »
    A ROMA GYPSY


    Sounds like something mama use-eda make.... does it come with garlic bread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    Booo-urns...
    I was saying boo-urns!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    That cleaner didn't go down so well, thats what I get for shopping in Aldi.

    Now if I had some name brand stuff like toilet duck I'd be sorted...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    That cleaner didn't go down so well, thats what I get for shopping in Aldi.

    Now if I had some name brand stuff like toilet duck I'd be sorted...

    Now that'd be a quacking idea!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    stovelid wrote: »
    I have 25 million in a bank account, but most unfortunately, I cannot access it because I'm exiled from my home country, of which I am the rightful ruler. If you can give me 250 Euro post-haste for legal help, I can return to you 500 Euro, enough for ten of your hedonistic nights.

    still lol'ing! Brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    stovelid wrote: »
    I have 25 million in a bank account, but most unfortunately, I cannot access it because I'm exiled from my home country, of which I am the rightful ruler. If you can give me 250 Euro post-haste for legal help, I can return to you 500 Euro, enough for ten of your hedonistic nights.
    ehhh,which country?.....I AM NOT A RACIST..


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Fill up an empty bottle/pint glass with piss and head to the pub. 'bounce off' someone and drop it. Demand a new pint!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    antodeco wrote: »
    Fill up an empty bottle/pint glass with piss and head to the pub. 'bounce off' someone and drop it. Demand a new pint!

    Sounds like you've done it before, how does one avoid soaking ones shoes with piss?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Polish women are better looking than Irish women.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    If I want €50 I go to a bank machine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    If I want €50 I go to a bank machine.
    ....with a chainsaw and some tnt i presume?

    pfft as if galway have heard of banks yet:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    ....with a chainsaw and some tnt i presume?

    pfft as if galway have heard of banks yet:pac:
    no we just grow our own here instead :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    I'll give you it if you suck me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    Polish women are better looking than Irish women.
    Giggity..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Fringe wrote: »
    I'll give you it if you suck me.

    Cheers man,

    But its a bit late now, offies are closed. Won't get in anywhere this late.

    Thanks anyway...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    Booo-urns...

    O hai, In case you were wondering OP I had one of the best nights evor!yay... *nurses hangover*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Well I just found enough for 2 pints in change lol. Ill go for two and get the rest on tick till next week.

    A pub that does credit, and where pray tell would that pub be!?!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Darragh29 wrote: »
    A pub that does credit

    Sounds dangerous!


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