Smiles for Santa Strike Force

javaboy

Right, some of you might have noticed my eye bending, seizure inducing signatures over the past week or so. I didn't realise people were having such a bad reaction.

Anyway, I thought I'd do something good rather than evil with my sig for a while. So all in the name of charity (and to a lesser extent giving myself that smug satisfaction that accompanies doing good deeds ), I'm going to run a charity challenge thingy in my sig.

Smiles for Santa Strike Force:

It's simple enough. I stick a picture of a famous smile in my sig.

If you think you know whose face it belongs to, send me a PM.

If you're right, I'll donate €1 to the Santa Strike Force fund.

Then I'll stick up another celebrity grin and so on.

I'm a bit of a boards junkie so a new one will usually go up very soon after someone PMs me the right answer.

If a smile stays up for a week without being guessed, I'll put €1 towards the fund anyway and then stick up another one.

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First one has gone to Kold.


He correctly guessed Smokin' Joe Biden.

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And Kold again.

Pretty Woman herself, Julia Roberts.

Kold

What can I do to help these keeeeeeeeeeeeds?

Will do my best to capitalise on javaboy's generousity.

P.S. Nelson Mandela. Ok, Ok, I'm going to bed now :P

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Kold again.


Nelson Mandela it is.

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Well done eVeNtInE.


It's Spidey's squeeze Kirsten Dunst.

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Well done to kerash.

The Green Goblin a.k.a. Willem Dafoe.

To parasite and Namesco who guessed Denis Leary, you might like to know that the first image you get when you put Denis Leary into Google Images is this:

javaboy

Whew. I go offline for one night and 10 people send the right answer.

Anyway congratulations to The Scientist who was first in with Kim Cattrall:


Honourable mentions also to Hagar, Taibhse, Quackles, mcauley, Maddison, Saibh, Kintaro Hattori, daisy123 and Dudess but I'm afraid it's still only €1. Sorry.

A good few people guessed Scarlett Johansson btw. I had a feeling that would happen.

Earthhorse

The quiz is too hard.

Maybe if you posted photos showing their faces it would be easier to guess whose smile it was.

DeVore

Lol.... nice idea javaboy!

DeV.

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Well done to kerash again.

It's everybody's favourite EU President, Nicky Sarkozy.

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Arise Sir Gallagher!

"I get it. I've got bad teeth." - Mike Myers

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Congratulations to Earthhorse who correctly guessed this one:

According to Earthhorse the clues had him completely stumped: "Sounds ominous. He's Irish. Taken from a picture of him in black and white."

So he'd given up on the challenge and decided to go to bed. But then as he completed his daily ritual of kissing his posters goodnight, whose famous lips should he happen across but the Duffer, Damien Duff!*



*dramatisation. may not have happened.

Earthhorse

Some of you may be interested in the backstory to this.

Whilst browsing the forums last night javaboy PMed me, in a heap - in a heap - confessing that the latest smile in his contest was the toughest yet and even had Scotland Yard's finest stumped. "That's torn it," he said. "There'll be no more smiles this Christmas. Dev'll probably give me a site ban for this."

That wouldn't have surprised me, but in the spirit of the season I sent a kind note back to jb, assuring him that though I didn't check his profile every 5 seconds I would do my best. This morning, I logged on, clicked his profile, PMed him the ole double D, helped an old lady cross the road, took a bullet for Obama and whammo, Earthhorse saves Christmas.

Now who do I make this cheque out to?

javaboy

The truth, as always, lies somewhere in between.

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Well done to The_Edge:

"Leave Britney alone!" - None other than Chris Crocker.

P.S. lol at the person who guessed Kiera Knightley.

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Congratulations to parasite:

Who correctly guessed Reese Witherspoon. €11 in total now.

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Well done to The_Edge again:

One of the most hideous smiles I've ever seen. Steven Tyler.

Heisenberg.

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The Scientist wrote: »

C'mon, they're not far off.. :pac:

You'd be a great wingman on a night out:

"I'll take the hot one with the movie star looks and you take her friend with the bleached blond hair, five o'clock shadow and an Adam's apple. Deal?"

"Ok"

Earthhorse

The Scientist wrote: »

C'mon, they're not far off.. :pac:

I was going to guess Saoirse Ronan.

Frankly, I take it as a point of pride that I don't recognise Chris Crocker's lips.

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Well done to kerash:

The world's 3rd richest and 2nd most hated man, William H Gates III.

Caoimhín

Easy peazy, Paul Newman.

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Caoimhín wrote: »

Easy peazy, Paul Newman.

Nay.

Caoimhín

Ah! Nuala O' Faolain?

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Caoimhín wrote: »

Ah! Nuala O' Faolain?

Correct. Well done to Caoimhín:

It was indeed Nuala O'Faolain.

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Well done to kerash quickly followed by The Scientist who correctly guessed Demi Moore.

Caoimhín

Sidney Poitier?

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Caoimhín wrote: »

Sidney Poitier?

Nope.

Kold

Is that an old school photo or are they an adult in that pic?

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Adult Kold but it doesn't matter now since Roundy Mooney correctly guessed Chriss Eubankss.


Smiles for SSF will be taking a brief break for a day or two as I get more together.

Kold

javaboy wrote: »

Smiles for SSF will be taking a brief break for a day or two as I get more together.

Cheapskate.

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Well done to MikeRuuRds who was first in with karaoke king and destroyer of all that is good and decent in the world of music, Simon Cowell. Honourable mention to DubTony who was narrowly beaten to it.

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Well done to Saibh who correctly guessed William Roache a.k.a. Ken Barlow.

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Starn was first off the mark with Heath Ledger.

Heisenberg.

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The Scientist wrote: »

I don't get the 'I'm a lil whore c' clue...?

"I am a lil whore c" is an anagram of William Roache.

Earthhorse

javaboy wrote: »

"I am a lil whore c" is an anagram of William Roache.

"Jesus H Christ" is an anagram of "for the love of God".

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Well done to Manaris Manaris' wife Stress Queen who correctly guessed David Bowie.

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Longshanks was first in with Tom Selleck:


The original image is here just to prove that it wasn't Daniel Day Lewis.

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Creature correctly guessed Jack Nicholson.

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Well done to TPD who spotted Mary Harney's sexy pout in no time:

Heisenberg.

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Well search no more because Keano A Legend has correctly guessed oversized clock afficionado and reality TV's most repulsive star, Flavor Flav!


Bet the smile from this pic of him wouldn't have lasted as long:

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Minidazzler was first in with Steve Buscemi. Well done.

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Well done to The Scientist who correctly guessed the Tiger Woods of golf, Padraig Harrington.

Saibh

Could you give us an anagram of his name

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Saibh wrote: »

Could you give us an anagram of his name

I'll throw another clue in now. Some people have come very very close.

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Congratulations to parasite who was first in with Rafael Nadal.

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You know what they say about TV legends? It takes one to know one.

Well done to Ian Beale who correctly guessed Richard Whiteley before I had to put in a clue about "this one being a bit of a conundrum" or something along those lines.

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Well done to Earthhorse who deciphered the cryptic clues to reveal star of Naked Camera and not much else, PJ Gallagher: