Most annoying Military phases..........

iceage

We've all probably seen these elsewhere but I thought it might lighten the mood around here, So I'll go first. Keep it clean guys.



"Well Done for that - take yesterday off!

Get the idea? I need a fecking laugh.

iceage

"Press up position, Down.............................Up, Down...........................":P

Grizzly 45

Hurry up...and wait.

Latchy

Jolly good show major .

Or cle dass, cle dass ,cle dass ,...cle

IRISH RAIL

have a look around there and tell me if theres troops on the road

Hande hoche!

I am not an officer I work for a living.:rolleyes:

samhail

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I am not an officer I work for a living.:rolleyes:

dont call me sir - i work for a living !

samhail

heh actually my signature has the best ones

Leadership

"Take a look around you now men..... (pause for effect).... as not all you will be coming home"

iceage

Mind over matter gents....I don't mind, and you don't matter!

newby.204

camo up

Hagar

No, no, no. Your other left foot.

andrewh5

Skin is waterproof.

Death is nature's way of telling you that you have failed selection.

iceage

Pain is weakness leaving the body.............................What a load of b*llicks

Hande hoche!

It's called drill because I drill it into your head.

iceage

"If you f*ck up on my wange and are not dead... I'll wap that F*ckin Weppin awound your f*ckin head"





A direct quote from my old SSgt. As you can see he had a bit of a lisp. And a bit of a temper.

acmatman

get your hair cut and swing your arms

Manic Moran

"Hoo-ah"

Or other related grunts, such as "hua", "huah", "oo-up", "oo-ah" and so on.

There are perfectly good words in the English language that can be used. "Yes" strikes me as being a fair alternative.

NTM

Duffers

'Drill is a pill, and must be taken twice daily'
But the most annoying is the over use of the word 'smash'.
'I'm going to smash some corn flakes'
'I smashed her back doors in'
'fookin smash it up'
'SMMAAAAASSSSH!'
Any use of German, particularly in conjunction with the word 'Chad';
'That was uber chad'

iceage

Duffers....there is now half a cup of coffee all over my fookin P.C.
Back doors ehh. Smashing!!!

Manic Moran

In fairness, I never minded the AML being called 'The Panzer'

Then again, I'm also someone who knows the Panzerlied in the original German.

NTM

dahamster

Get em up!! ( fn over the head)
Once around the square!( collins cork, largest square in europe)

minidazzler

Manic Moran wrote: »

"Hoo-ah"

Or other related grunts, such as "hua", "huah", "oo-up", "oo-ah" and so on.

There are perfectly good words in the English language that can be used. "Yes" strikes me as being a fair alternative.

NTM

Ah, your just annoyed that your an officer now so you don't get to say it anymore.

However, I really really can't stand when Irish soldiers say them!!!! They are totally American Military Lexicon, leave it out!!!

dahamster wrote: »

Get em up!! ( fn over the head)
Once around the square!( collins cork, largest square in europe)

Once around the square is only like .5K(or is it 0.5mi?). Not that bad really, Now, 6 times around the square, and I would not be happy!!!



"Smile Lads, Yer gettin paid for this" - Got that said to me during 72 on the ground, that I was doing free because I had too many days done. So no MotherFcuker, I am not getting paid for it!!!!

Poccington

minidazzler wrote: »

Once around the square is only like .5K(or is it 0.5mi?). Not that bad really, Now, 6 times around the square, and I would not be happy!!!

6 times is only 3k, not that bad really

"Next parade, Dress Cat 4 Romeo" not nice because that particular time involved over an hour of contact drills around an airfield. Anyone familiar with CBRN will know just how unpleasant that can be.

"Everyone into the Tony Quinn position"

"Cossack walk to the armoury.... With your rifles over your heads"

"Hit the deck!"

"Everyone outside now!" not nice because I still hadn't finished my food

"I'll run you all until you die"

There's way too many to list

dahamster

minidazzler wrote: »

Once around the square is only like .5K(or is it 0.5mi?). Not that bad really, Now, 6 times around the square, and I would not be happy!!!

Is bad when you have been doing it all day.

Of course there is

grenade!! while on tactics

ex_infantry man

when the cpl shouts " are you ****tting me" or "20 pages on the inside of a golf ball by revellie tomorrow"

iceage

"STAND STILL!!!!!" :rolleyes:

Duffers

'Get all your sh!t in one sock', arrghh.:mad:
'We're good to go'
Describing people as 'pax'

concussion

'Get it done',

'It's a RIGHT-about turn not left-about turn...'

Did you shave this morning?.....Did you use a mirror?....Next time use a razor'

'We need two for the kitchens'

'Stand closer to the razor next time'

'Not by my watch....'

Manic Moran

Describing people as 'pax'

Oh, you guys do it too? I have no idea how that started, I thought it was just an odd Americanism.

NTM

minidazzler

Don't call me sir, I work for a living.

iceage

Too many bloody movies mate, thats where pax came from.

"one,twothree, one"

One of my favorites.....

Somebody will give me that in irish I hope..

dahamster

iceage wrote: »

Too many bloody movies mate, thats where pax came from.

"one,twothree, one"

One of my favorites.....

Somebody will give me that in irish I hope..

Ag glaoigh amach an t-am:

haón, dó trí, haón,

iceage

Good stuff dahamster. Nil aon gaelige agam.

dahamster

iceage wrote: »

Good stuff dahamster. Nil aon gaelige agam.

my pleasure

Disonyxiated

Gonna have to g with...

''Get it done...'' -Though as an NCO I admit to having done that once too much too.

''Shut Up the Yap'', ''Shut Up Smiling'' , ''Shut Up Lookin' Around'' , ''Shut Up, Swaying in the wind'' - The list is endless..!

BigDuffman

Disonyxiated wrote: »

Gonna have to g with...

''Get it done...'' -Though as an NCO I admit to having done that once too much too.

''Shut Up the Yap'', ''Shut Up Smiling'' , ''Shut Up Lookin' Around'' , ''Shut Up, Swaying in the wind'' - The list is endless..!

Brilliant and true!

I HATE when people call pouches...pooches.....! Why?!? I dont see any labradors hanging out of their belts.

I also as a rule hate the over-use of American phraseology. There's always one twat who has watched Black Hawk Down too many times. Hooo ahh etc.

The infamous Theart Iompaigh Arás is always a good one.

When looking for volunteers "Hands up who takes a medium smock?" *hands shoot up* "Very good, report to the kitchens"

Or often found Pinned up on the recruit billet doors;

Sign up sheet for Underwater Knife Fighting Course / Butts team for Mortar Range.

Or the old favorites "get up to the CQ and get me:"

A Bucket of steam
DPM paint
A leg of salmon
Skirting Board Ladder
Sky Hooks
Keys to the square
Glass hammer
Some forks for the soup

concussion

"I hope you brought enough for everyone in the class??"

"Turn to your right and jog on..."

"What do you think I am [a stationery shop/a bank/your mate/your mother]???

"We can stay here all night if we have to..."

"Look up off the ground, if there was any money down there I would have picked it up by now!"

Strangely enough (and no, I've never said the above phrase) I did once see a fifty cent coin on the ground by the square - I was so surprised that when I tried to pick it up I kicked it into the gutter accidentally. Ah well.

minidazzler

concussion wrote: »

"I hope you brought enough for everyone in the class??"

"Turn to your right and jog on..."

"What do you think I am [a stationery shop/a bank/your mate/your mother]???

"We can stay here all night if we have to..."

"Look up off the ground, if there was any money down there I would have picked it up by now!"

Strangely enough (and no, I've never said the above phrase) I did once see a fifty cent coin on the ground by the square - I was so surprised that when I tried to pick it up I kicked it into the gutter accidentally. Ah well.

My training NCO's used to use that alot, even if we were marching Perfectly, necks to collar. They just like to say it!!!

Local-womanizer

STAD MEANS STOP,SO NOT A FCUKING MOVE!!!!!!!DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!

yes seargant!

BULL****,DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!

YES SEARGANT!!!!!

Thats better.

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DOUBLE UP!!!(followed by recruits running around madly looking for a person to double up with!:P)

YOUR OTHER RIGHT!!!

vulcan57

Shoot at Will.................that poor sod gets it every time!!:p

BigDuffman

"I'll get back to you on that" or " Details to follow"....they never do!

I absolutely hate when people say "Pooch" its not a dog. Its a "POUCH"

Duffers

'Oi! You're only allowed one of those!'<Galley 'Staff':mad::(:confused:

iceage

Necks in collars!

Call that a bedblock!!! (normally followed by the rapid opening of the nearest window.

Did you just speak at me?

Hands off c*cks..blah blah.:rolleyes:

Five more for the Regiment!

C>Lemon

What about 'I don't know but I've been told'? Do they use that? Or maybe, and here's an Americanism for you, 'lock and load'...

emigrant36

IOMPAIGH THART!!
after running down a big fecker of a hill...:(

ARE YOU EYEBALLING ME???
no cpl
ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR????

jeeboz.

but the worst
"ROCK from 2000hrs"

samhail

but you were eyeballing the cprl, werent you.

gasra gasra boogie,

emigrant36

I was looking at the big bag of sh*te that was his beret did he dust it? or drag it along the square??;)

breadandjam

"My name is Corporal ............ and I am a complete bastard."

Yeah right.

Local-womanizer

Not much of a saying but something that happened to a lad on the GPMG.

This was just training,not on the range.

Lad lying behind the GPMG,with the mistake of having his finger on the trigger when he shouldent.

Que PDF Sgt:"PRIVATE,WHERE IS YOUR TRIGGER FINGER?!!!!!"

Que Pte:"HERE SGT!!!!" followed by him holding his trigger finger up in the air for the Sgt to see.:p

Sgt puts his head into his hands and walks away:p

Fear

Fall in, in Tree's and branch out............