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Finish The Sentence....

  • 11-11-2008 6:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭


    Finish The Sentence (And NO Tails of Woe!!)

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN.....


    (I'll Start)
    Your Mother Buys Lidls Baked Beans


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN.....
    ...we have to talk about one!

    Your Mother Buys Lidls Baked Beans
    ...to get natural gas cheaper!


    I'm returning Santa's presents because...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Your ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    People keep starting threads to remind you..:(


    Cuckoo's nest ftw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Your ma my bollocks.

    People keep starting threads to remind you my bollocks.

    Cuckoo's nest ftw my bollocks.


    This game is easy!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    When the country's chief celebrity economist Eddy Hobbs promotes the eating of eggs on radio for a Bord Bia.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN.....

    ...there's a period of temporary economic decline during which trade and industrial activity are reduced, generally identified by a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    You start pricing home brew kits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    When frada starts giving the thread a bollocking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    when George Lee is skipping around telling us "i told you so"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Bijoux


    when you realise that fecker Mc Williams was right all along...






    and when you start to give a shít about what Eddie Hobbs says....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    You see people wearing hand me downs.

    The dole queue comes out the door of the dole office.

    The "dam foroners" are going home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    when the price of petrol gets so high, youve to get a lift off your mam to go dogging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ....when Bertie Ahearn resigns.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Bijoux wrote: »
    when you realise that fecker Mc Williams was right all along...

    And he finally shuts the F*CK up about "breakfast roll man"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    i finally believe my layabout in laws that there are actually no jobs out there and that finally after 40years of their lives its ok to sponge off the social welfare!!!


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You see people wearing hand me downs.

    I've been in my own little recession my own life so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    ... the taxi regulator decides to increase fares.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I never had new cloths as a kid. We were so poor we used to skavange cloths that the st vincent de paul wouldnt send to africa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN.....


    ....even the brazzers are giving two for the price of one! :D

    ....sh!t costs more but you can't afford it!

    ....big ugly gobsh!te ministerial leaders tell you you have to tighten your belt, while they drive off in their chauffeur driven 08 ! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    LoanShark wrote: »
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN..... you can't afford lowercase letters.

    .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Originally Posted by LoanShark viewpost.gif
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN..... you can't afford lowercase letters

    Javaboy!


    I was being dramatic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    ...when English is the only language you hear in the shops, doctors , dole office etc etc etc


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    You know you're in a recession when...

    ....you have to scrape knob rot off with a blade rather than antibiotics



    *Tips the lowering of the thread hat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    You know you're in a recession when Dunnes Stores jeans are back in fashion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,225 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    You know you're in a recession when nobody leaves leaves the park before the gates are locked for the night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A RECESSION WHEN.....

    100% of the population are amateur economists. imo


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