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Obama emails

  • 05-11-2008 4:18pm
    #1
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭


    Anyone get any funny emails regarding obama yet? Normally would have some funny ones sent to me by now.


Comments

  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Nope nada zilch


  • #3
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Yea, i got one offering free tickets to see his homies run dmc and krs1 play in nyc.
    Al he required was my bank details and passport


  • #4
    stevoman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    if i got a real $50 note for everyone of those stupid $50 note emails i got today id be a millionaire!

    ps - heres' another i got today. pretty crap i thought!



    St Peter is at the pearly gates checking up on the queue of souls waiting to enter heaven. He asks the next one in line "So who are you, and what did you do on earth?"



    The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black president of the United States". St Peter says "The U.S.A, a black president, you gotta be kidding me?" "When did this happen?"



    Obama replies about 20 minutes ago!!!!!!!!


  • #5
    norbert64
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭norbert64


    not technically an email but.....
    http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/11/03/dear-barack-obama-can-we-start-interning-conservatives-aborting-full-term-babies-and-acting-like-insane-communist-islamofascists-yet-or-should-we-wait/


  • #6
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    stevoman wrote: »
    if i got a real $50 note for everyone of those stupid $50 note emails i got today id be a millionaire!
    I was getting 50c notes


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  • #7
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    stevoman wrote: »
    if i got a real $50 note for everyone of those stupid $50 note emails i got today id be a millionaire!


    Its 50 cent notes I thought?


    EDIT: Dam you Quazzie2002, you'll pay for this :mad:


  • #8
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    He just got another endorsement...


  • #9
    stevoman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Its 50 cent notes I thought?


    *go back to check*

    yeah your right actually. id be a thousandaire so!


  • #10
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Beam me up Bush!


  • #11
    Varkov
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    stevoman wrote: »
    you sir just wasted your saturday night down in the pub joke, and in after hours of all places! :(

    Agreed, That joke would have had all the lads around laughing, making you seem extremly popular, this would have attracted the attention of the lovely blonde by the bar. You would have dated, married and have had three beautifull children. Russell, Katie and Albert (after Einstein, the man who introduced you).

    Alas, you missed your chance at happiness.


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  • #12
    Msfc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 214 ✭✭Msfc


    Cops have just pulled four Klu Klux Klan guys from a car in Coolock.
    They were on their way to Kilbarack!


  • #13
    zonEEE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭zonEEE


    Heres something

    http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3618/combobreakergi9.jpg


  • #14
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    An empty Taxi pulled up outside the White House, and Obama got out of it....


  • #15
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I got one don't think i will post it up tho its kinda racist.


  • #16
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    The Irish Alternative to Barack Obama - OBIFFO


  • #17
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    marcsignal wrote: »
    An empty Taxi pulled up outside the White House, and Obama got out of it....

    Don't be silly!

    A taxi wouldn't pick him up!


  • #18
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Don't be silly!

    A taxi wouldn't pick him up!

    em... he was driving the taxi


  • #19
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    marcsignal wrote: »
    em... he was driving the taxi

    The joke should have involved a passengerless taxi. Glad I could clear that up :p


  • #20
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    connundrum wrote: »
    The joke should have involved a passengerless taxi. Glad I could clear that up :p

    eh ? yeah, but a taxi with no passengers is called an empty taxi, isn't it ?:confused:

    nevermind, i'm not sure you can even pull up outside the White House anyway ;)

    ....how about Driving Miss Hillary ?


  • #21
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    This is not the place for racist or sexist jokes.

    Post them if you like...just don't be suprised if I ban you.


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  • #22
    peanuthead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Darragh29 wrote: »
    He just got another endorsement...

    Jeepers he looks so gay in that picture!! haha!!


  • #23
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Imagine if Mc Cain won :-)


  • #24
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    marcsignal wrote: »
    ....how about Driving Miss Hillary ?

    Google
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  • #25
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Karoma your breaking my balls tonight, two deleted posts in two separate forums.

    The joke I posted here wasn't even a racial attack on Obama himself. It was a reference to the underlying racial tensions of the past, present and future United States of America.


  • #26
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    You already thanked him Mr. Poker, no need to be quoting and +1-ing.

    How does it smell up there? ;)


  • #27
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    You already thanked him Mr. Poker, no need to be quoting and +1-ing.

    How does it smell up there? ;)

    +1


  • #28
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    +1

    I second that notion


  • #29
    norbert64
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭norbert64


    schedule for GOP meeting
    http://www.236.com/news/2008/11/05/gop_to_hold_secret_strategy_se_10005.php


  • #30
    underthegun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭underthegun


    racists


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