I Think My Wife is Cheating On Me

conjamuk

I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now...

So far it's the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.

My woman has been "going out with the girls" much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, “Some friends from work you don’t know yet.”

I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she's isn't arriving by taxi...

Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about "why was I checking up on her?"

You can see I'm nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I'm not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.

I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.

So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?

Turd Ferguson

Stick with XP dude. You've been through alot with it and while the grass may look greener with Vista its just not the same and will only disappoint.

drunkmonkey

red tube runs better on Vista....your going to need it a lot....suggest you go with Vista...

How old's the wife, could it be time to trade her in for a 1990 model...

It BeeMee

There's an obvious requirement for more RAM...

diamondp

lol sure try vista, way not, you've nothing else to loose

funk-you

XP all the way.

-Funk

partyatmygaff

switch to vista before xp cheats on you and starts licking bill gates ass instead of yours....









about your wife cheating on you man though i know its tough and I have only 1 thing to tell you...

















Hate that

monkey9

conjamuk wrote: »

I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now...

So far it's the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.

My woman has been "going out with the girls" much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, “Some friends from work you don’t know yet.”

I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she's isn't arriving by taxi...

Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about "why was I checking up on her?"

You can see I'm nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I'm not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.

I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.

So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?

Why did you have your laptop with you. I don't get it! Why? Why?

Probably the XP, i'd say

rvd156

I posted that joke in personal issues once...Except mine was a bit different at the end and slightly funnier but I got banned :rolleyes:

pickarooney

So your 'wireless laptop' is too slow to run XP correctly and you think updating to Vista will improve that?

Maybe defrag and clean up the Temp folder?

pickarooney

So your 'wireless laptop' is too slow to run XP correctly and you think updating to Vista will improve that?

Maybe defrag and clean up the Temp folder?

Ruu_Old

Stick with XP. Your performance won't be enough to keep up with Vista. It will want more and more and more..

the Mac operating system is very good at multi-tasking so perhaps consider it instead if using alot of applications....

rvd156

incase people don't know this is a joke!! JOKE!!

minidazzler

Get a mac.