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Ciali$, Ciali$, get your Ciali$

  • 03-11-2008 12:24am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭


    In times of economic decline, I think this could be a good chance to invest in a new product line.

    WTF is it anyway?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Viagra

    Or as they Market it on CNN all day: an erectile disfunction tablet/pill


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Its a Viagra alternative or its competitor even...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Savman


    Feelgood wrote: »
    Its a Viagra alternative or its competitor even...
    Wow. Cha-ching. That explains the "$" in the name.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,662 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I thought you were advertising cheap phone calls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Savman


    faceman wrote: »
    I thought you were advertising cheap phone calls
    Wha? Whi' me innor citeh duberlin accent?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Thats ruddy stuff!

    I get buckets of spam daily for that ruddy stuff. Not that I need it for crying out loud.
    I have three kids and a forth on the way! I must be doing something right.

    Ruddy pills!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    In computing terms:

    It turns your 3 1/2 Floppy into a hard drive..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Biggins wrote: »

    I have three kids and a forth on the way! I must be doing something right.

    They definitely yours??. Did the missus not tell you yet? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Walked down Moore St only yesterday....
    no such stall :confused:


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All goods delivered in a (stiff) plain brown envelope.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Savman


    Damnit I can't think of any floppy penis puns :(

    I think I need some Cialis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Savman wrote: »
    Damnit I can't think of any floppy penis puns :(

    Total cock up...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭RoosterIllusion


    You'd have to be hard up to not need Viagra.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You'd have to be hard up to not need Viagra.

    That's it softly softly.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Savman wrote: »
    In times of economic decline, I think this could be a good chance to invest in a new product line.

    WTF is it anyway?
    You'd have to be able to prove you were a bonified supplier though ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    This thread sucks, is very hard to read and is a load of cock. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I wouldn't worry , it wont be a spermanent thread.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Too right SharpShooter its a major flop


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,110 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    I wouldn't worry , it wont be a spermanent thread.:cool:

    That pun was pretty limp to be honest...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Thirdfox wrote: »
    That pun was pretty limp to be honest...

    Big time, you will have to try a lot harder than that Sharpshooter to get it up to scratch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Erection. Damn I'm no good at this pun lark.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    javaboy wrote: »
    Erection. Damn I'm no good at this pun lark.
    Once you can manage the erection bit ok, I wouldn't worry too much about the puns! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    javaboy wrote: »
    Erection. Damn I'm no good at this pun lark.

    CErection , you were cumming along nicely there.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Feelgood wrote: »
    In computing terms:

    It turns your 3 1/2 Floppy into a hard drive..

    now all we need is a bit more.... RAM ?? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    S.I.R wrote: »
    now all we need is a bit more.... RAM ?? :rolleyes:

    Whatever floats your boat , though l would be a bit sheepish about letting it be known here....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    S.I.R wrote: »
    now all we need is a bit more.... RAM ?? :rolleyes:

    And a dual bore 3(in the bed) jiggidy jiggidy hurtz!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    DanGerMus wrote: »
    And a dual bore 3(in the bed) jiggidy jiggidy hurtz!

    yeah, not to mention taking it up the aux hole.... Thank god im not a fem bot >.>
    Whatever floats your boat , though l would be a bit sheepish about letting it be known here....


    letting it all Come out can be difficult for some ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    S.I.R wrote: »




    letting it all Come out can be difficult for some ;)

    Aw cumon , there must be a foreum that can help you.:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Aw cumon , there must be a foreum that can help you.:eek:

    Had a quick glans through this thread and that has to be the worst effort at a pun here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Punile dysfunction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    javaboy wrote: »
    Erection. Damn I'm no good at this pun lark.
    javaboy wrote: »
    Had a quick glans through this thread and that has to be the worst effort at a pun here.
    .:cool:


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