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Jesus is watching you

  • 02-11-2008 6:29pm
    #1
    djeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭


    Jesus is watching you

    This is a story about a burglar who was just about two minutes in to robbing a house,when he heard a voice call out to him,

    Jesus is watching you, the burglar looked around shrugged his shoulders and kept doing what he was doing,

    Then after another few seconds the voice shouted again,

    Jesus is still watching you, @ that the burglar went to investigate and found a parrot in a cage talking,

    You are not jesus you are just a stupid parrot says the burglar, i know im not jesus says the parrot, im moses and i was just trying to warn you,

    Warn me says the burgler,and what kind of stupid people would call their stupid parrot moses?

    The same kind of stupid people says the parrot, that would call their Rottweiler jesus :D


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  • #2
    PDN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,686 ✭✭✭✭PDN


    Djeddy, I edited your post to make it compliant with the charter. Next time you post a joke please read the charter, particularly the bit about swearing and facsimiles thereof.

    I also altered the spelling as the joke works much better when it refers to a burglar rather than a bugler.

    Cheers, PDN.


  • #3
    evil-monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭evil-monkey


    djeddy wrote: »
    Jesus is watching you

    This is a story about a burglar who was just about two minutes in to robbing a house,when he heard a voice call out to him,

    Jesus is watching you, the burglar looked around shrugged his shoulders and kept doing what he was doing,

    Then after another few seconds the voice shouted again,

    Jesus is still watching you, @ that the burglar went to investigate and found a parrot in a cage talking,

    You are not jesus you are just a stupid parrot says the burglar, i know im not jesus says the parrot, im moses and i was just trying to warn you,

    Warn me says the bugler,and what kind of stupid people would call their stupid parrot moses?

    The same kind of stupid people says the parrot, that would call their Rottweiler jesus :D
    PDN wrote: »
    I also altered the spelling as the joke works much better when it refers to a burglar rather than a bugler.

    lol...i dunno which is funnier... :p


  • #4
    Fanny Cradock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,245 ✭✭✭✭Fanny Cradock


    PDN wrote: »
    Djeddy, I edited your post to make it compliant with the charter. Next time you post a joke please read the charter, particularly the bit about swearing and facsimiles thereof.

    I also altered the spelling as the joke works much better when it refers to a burglar rather than a bugler.

    Cheers, PDN.

    One bugler slipped through your fingers. I took care of him!


  • #5
    djeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭djeddy


    PDN wrote: »
    Djeddy, I edited your post to make it compliant with the charter. Next time you post a joke please read the charter, particularly the bit about swearing and facsimiles thereof.

    I also altered the spelling as the joke works much better when it refers to a burglar rather than a bugler.

    Cheers, PDN.

    Hi PDN,

    Sorry about the swearing,also my mis spelling of burglar,
    As it was burglar i meant to write,

    Thanks eddy


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